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Friends' high EQ chatting skills.

High EQ Skills in Chatting with Friends (I) 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."

2. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.

Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

5. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

6. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

7. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

8. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"

9. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

10. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.

1 1. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

12. "What are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

14. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

15. after meeting you, I became so old-fashioned I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.

16. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."

18. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.

19. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"

Chatting with friends with high EQ skills (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why did you hurt me? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

22. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.

23. "In the face of you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

24. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

26. I hope that our chat records will become warm breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will become a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

27. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

28. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."

29. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

30. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

3 1. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.

32. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

34. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

35. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.

36. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.

37. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

39. I have two loveliness. One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.

I miss you very much now.

Humorous reply to WeChat chat with high emotional intelligence (40 sentences)

I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Listen, am I yours?

2. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.

4. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"

5. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."

6.do you know what you look like now? "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

7. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I only have two TV sets left.

9. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

10. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

1 1. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

12. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to make trouble."

13. Thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the distractions, so that I happened to meet you.

14. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.

15. I just like you, and I mean no harm.

16. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...

17.“n 55lw! n paau!” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

18. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

19. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.

Humorous reply to WeChat to talk about the love story of Gao EQ and Tu (part two) 2 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.

22. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.

23. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

24. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

25. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

26. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"

27. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

28. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

29. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?

30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

3 1. I'm nine, you're three, and besides you, you're still.

32. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

36. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

37. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

39. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

40. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

Female students respond to tacky love stories with high emotional intelligence humor

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of Tu-1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

4. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.

6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

7. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."

8. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)

9. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.

10. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

1 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.

12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I just adapt to you.

13. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

14. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

15. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

17. What happened to "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

18. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

20. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of the earth 2 2 1 I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.

I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.

I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.

24. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.

25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.

29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."

30. If you don't come, it will snow.

3 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "There is no reason to drill into your arms."

32. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."

33. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

34. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~

35. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

36. I have super powers and like you very much.

37. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

38. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

39. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

40. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

Couples chat on WeChat before going to bed with high emotional intelligence and love stories (selected 40 sentences)

Couples talk about the love story of WeChat with high emotional intelligence before going to bed (I) 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

If you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

4. "I have seen you in many ways, but I have never seen any of them." What? "The way you put on your wedding dress and marry me."

5. "Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think about it. " "I have finished your red envelope, but remember to give it back to me every day."

6. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

8. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

9. I want to have three meals in one room with you all year round.

10. There is no one like you. One word can bring heaven or hell.

1 1. What's wrong with "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."

12. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

13. If you don't want to leave home, I will make peace for you. If you don't want to get married, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

14. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "

15. Do you smell burning? That's my burning heart for you.

16. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

17. It is said that people have 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207.

18. "I want to change my style recently" "What style?" "I can't do it without you."

19. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.

20. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

Couples talk about the love story of WeChat high emotional intelligence before going to bed (2)1. You know what my only weakness is? What? Is to betray you.

22. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."

23. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

24. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

25. Maybe I really can't fall in love, but I just want to be with you.

26. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you light my heart?

27. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

28. If you don't let me love you, you can do whatever you want.

29. What's it like to like you? Generally speaking, I fell in love at first sight, but I have been thinking about you for a long time.

30. "I feel dizzy when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you."

3 1. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"

32. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."

33. What's so important about you? You are very important. I'm not with you. You are in my heart.

Of all the floating things, I like you best.

35. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

36. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

38. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

39. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

40. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."