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What should I do if I have to pee urgently on the highway?

1. If you drive by yourself, you can stop at the next service area to go to the toilet.

2. If you take the bus, you can also let the master stop at the next service area to go to the toilet.

3. If the driver can't stop at the next service area, or it will take a long time to get to the next service area, then we should choose emergency measures.

It's a man: first change the position inside, then find a drink bottle, and then pee in it. I can't help it. If someone sees you, pretend not to know. You'd better find a plastic bag with a urine bottle, then tie it tightly and throw it into the trash can.

W: That would be a problem. If the skirt you are wearing is ok, you can take off your underwear and find a bottle with a big opening to pee. Or ask the women around you if they have a sanitary towel, then take it off after urinating, roll it up and put it in a plastic bag and throw it into the trash can.

If you are wearing pants, it is even more troublesome. Shout for help and tell the driver that you can't hold it any longer. He may have stopped at the next service area to give it to you. If the driver is not moved by you, then you can hug hard or watch TV series to divert your attention.

If you really can't hold it, take off your pants and pee in the trash can. . . Some people may see your ass, but they are all strangers. Who knows who it is when you get off the bus?

I haven't used any of these. But I think it's feasible. Once I was in a hurry to pee. I told the bus master that I had to go to the toilet, so he got off the expressway, found a nearby house and asked me to go to someone else's house to go to the toilet, and then he detoured back to the expressway. What a loving driver master.

Just sauce purple.