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The most serious episode of my husband’s addiction was when I wore prayer beads around my neck and held a cross in my left hand and a talisman in my right hand. I invited sixty old monks to meditate and chant sutras beside me before I dared to click on it. Dingqing looked at me. This is my destiny, this is the only life I have. I tear off my prayer beads, throw away my cross, scatter my talismans, chase away sixty old monks, I don't need these anymore. At this moment, my heart is filled with eyes. It’s all husband, I rolled around on the floor, I kissed my floor, I beat my walls, I drank eighteen bowls of Erguotou, I was drunk for you, I screamed.

Hello, handsome guy. Let me introduce myself to you first. I am currently working on an electronic advertising assembly line with a stable production of 3,500 per month in two shifts. The job is stable and I already have a deposit of 6,000. And I already have a very mature mind, I hope I can be your choice in choosing a spouse, thank you!

I have thought for a long time about how to clearly express my feelings for you within the limited number of words. If I speak too complicatedly, readers may not be able to grasp the key points. If I speak too concisely and It may cause misunderstanding to readers. So I had to think carefully before I could explain my thoughts clearly: You are so handsome.

I could no longer survive in the city, so I returned to the countryside. Several acquaintances asked me where I worked now. What is it for? How could I be willing to say such embarrassing things about me, but they were very curious, and finally I started to say: "Labor! Labor!"

Let's start broadcasting, I just took out a loan of five million.

Boys should post more photos like this. Girls are tired of studying. If they look at photos like this, they will feel happy and have more energy to answer questions. Only then will the social economy progress and the country’s development will be better. Coming faster and faster.

I know I don’t deserve to be liked. Other answers are liked by others. Unlike me, I am careful even when asking for likes. I have become a ridiculous butt in the audience. I can’t live in reality. Everyone treats me coldly, even on the Internet I know I don’t deserve to be liked, I want to speak up for myself, I swear to the cold night and the cold wall, I want to join there, but I can’t, my God , I am just a pumpkin seed floating in the corn and pumpkin soup.

First time meeting, can you come on time for the wedding tomorrow, my groom?

I have lived for more than two hundred years, and I only have tens of billions of assets to accompany me, my family’s three commercial streets, my family’s eight brand companies, and my house in Tomson Yipin. I have lost hope in life. I didn’t expect that your photos would give me hope. I sent a WeChat message to my aunt.

I have eaten Xizhilang jelly all my life, and my heart has long been in outer space, but for him, I am willing to return to Earth.

I really want to be my sister’s horse, I just want to hear her say “marry”.

When I met you, I was like a Northeastern person eating noodles without any garlic left.

When I was a child, I was beaten up by a female classmate who was studying piano. I knew that I had no resistance to girls who could play the piano.

I am a police officer, code number 0117. I started investigating you in 2006. The case was not solved, and my heart was broken.

I took the MBTI test today and he said I am IMBT. It was only when I met you that I understood I'M BT.

I looked at your photos while walking on the road, and my eyes were filled with light. The old man in the village thought it was dawn, so he got up and plowed three acres of land.