Short and naughty birthday greetings

1. Interesting and naughty birthday greetings

1. Today is your birthday. To express your congratulations, all women’s toilets and bathrooms are open to you for free. Welcome!< /p>

2. I wish you: be as blessed as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

3. I’ll give you a bowl of noodles, neither salty nor bland. Eat it to live a long life and make you happy enough. Good luck every day and good health forever. Today is your birthday, I wish you evergreen pines and cypresses, and eternal spring breeze!

4. Are you hungry?--I am bread! Are you cold?--I am yurt! Are you angry? What?--I am a sandbag! Happy birthday!

5. Please give your phone to the one you love to see: May the sun and moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings make you happy The source of...

6. Happy birthday! I want to give you a % innocent milk candy: ingredients = sincerity + longing + happiness, validity period = lifetime, nutrition = warmth + happiness + touching

7. You are a honey and I am a melon. On your birthday, you are not a stupid melon. You laughed after reading the text message. You are worthy of being a honey melon! I wish you: laughed after reading the text message. Happy birthday!

< p>8. Today is your birthday. The moment you turn on your phone, I give you the best blessing for today

9. May all happiness be with you, look up. Spring, bowing down is autumn; may all the joy follow you, the full moon is poetry, and the waning moon is painting! Happy birthday!

10. You are a honey and I am a melon. On your birthday, you are not a stupid melon. Melon, I laughed haha ??after reading the text message. I am indeed a honeydew melon! I wish you: laughed haha ??after reading the text message, happy birthday!

2. Naughty and short birthday greetings for friends circle Naughty and short birthday greetings< /p>

1. You are so pitiful. Today is your birthday but you still have to go to work. But it doesn’t matter because you have received my blessing. I believe you will be very happy today!

2. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has become more attractive. Happy birthday to you!

3. I have always wanted to say something to you, but I have no chance. Today I finally mustered up the courage... Happy birthday

4. The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone brightly in my heart, the nightingale quietly flew across the treetops, and the moon slowly circled around the roof of the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine, and wish you good health and eternal happiness!

5. Unexpected warmth, unexpected touch, unexpected care, unexpected appreciation, unexpected treasure, Unexpectedly beautiful. An accident is actually not an accident; an accident is actually a necessity. I greet you with a warm smile, embrace you with tenderness like water, accompany you with a simple sincerity, and wish you with flawless beauty: Happy birthday, dear, may you have a happy life!

6. Ignite tension with ease The air, ignite the moist mood with sunshine, ignite the brilliance of life with time, ignite the happiness with blessings, pick up the happiness, and wish you a happy birthday!

7. There are always a few days in a year Unforgettable, there are always a few people in life who are more worthy of cherishing. On this more romantic and tender day, I send you my most sincere greetings. I hope you will be extremely happy every day when you think of me! Happy birthday!

8. A small greeting is my infinite concern for my friend; a gentle blessing is my sincere attachment to my friend; a long heart song is my expectation for my friend’s birthday; I wish my friend a happy birthday!

9. Look here quickly: there is a heart following you, eyes staring at you, a true love accompanying you, a watch waiting for you, and a friend. Wishing you from afar: Happy birthday!

10. The sun is round and made into a cake; the moon is curved and made into a knife; the stars are bright and made into a candle; the rainbow is beautiful. It is made into a salad decoration; the white clouds are pieces, made into flower decorations; the blessing is warm, may your dreams come true; with the care of family and the whisper of love, carefully brew the most mellow blessing in the world. , congratulations: Happy birthday!