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Get up early to catch morning tea/Huang Ai.

Can we make an appointment for a morning tea?

Hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... Let me think about it. Ok, ok, let's have morning tea, so our situation is either familiar or unfamiliar.

People like me who especially hate getting up early and have to get up early, let's talk about drinking morning tea. If I want to promise, there are only two situations: I will bite my teeth and throw caution to the wind for a special friend; Throwing caution to the wind for a particularly unfamiliar friend.

Throwing caution to the wind is two situations: sleeping soundly, the alarm clock ringing loudly (if you can hear it), struggling to get up and throwing yourself out of the door with all your perseverance; I stayed up all night. Just when I was in a trance, the time was coming. I looked pale and went out.

No matter what happens, just go out.

I wish I could go to the teahouse, where the lights are brightly lit and people are crowded. Outside, it may not light up yet, or it may just be ready to light up.

Drinking tea in the morning is usually called a pot of Pu 'er. If someone doesn't like the taste, they can call chrysanthemum Pu 'er. Anyway, my morning tea must be called Pu 'er, which can relieve boredom, refresh my mind and awake my stomach without hurting my stomach. Although I always drink fir or Tieguanyin when I am awake, I can't drink it in the morning. Too "widowed". Drinking tea on an empty stomach is easy to get drunk, which is worse than drunkenness and drunk cigarettes and hurts the stomach.

Come on, let's have a good cup of tea, chat for a while, or stay for a while.

Do we know each other? Then send it collectively for a while.

Aren't we familiar? Then let's talk about something.

We Guangzhou people can soak in the teahouse all day, just like the joke about traveling. From 5: 30am to 1 1 is the time for morning tea and breakfast. 1 1 is the lunch time from 2: 30pm, tea time from 2: 30pm to 6: 00pm, dinner time from 6: 00pm to 9: 00pm, and 9: 00pm to/kloc.

Of course, of course, in fact, no one forces you to eat like this from morning till night. This kind of business hours is really convenient. By the way, why are we here? If there is morning tea, it usually appears in Taotaoju, Panxi and White Swan. In the past, teahouses and restaurants in Guangzhou were clearly divided. Although you can go to the teahouse for lunch now, you can go to the restaurant for afternoon tea. However, in the past, all the teahouses in Guangzhou were teahouses, which only operated morning tea markets, snacks and Longfeng cakes, but not rice markets and banquets. The hotel is a restaurant, which only manages the rice market, drinks casually, arranges banquets, and does not make tea markets and snacks. To put it more simply, in Guangzhou 80 years ago, if you want to tell a teahouse or restaurant at a glance, you can look at the cupboards in their stores-cupboards with cake bait cabinets, which are teahouses for drinking tea; It's a barbecue cabinet set up by the restaurant for eating. It is the earliest restaurant and teahouse opened by Tao Taoju. It is said that it took a lot of effort at that time. Speaking of tea houses in old Guangzhou, you can visit Taotaoju and Lianxianglou, while speaking of restaurants in old Guangzhou, you can visit Guangzhou Restaurant, Datong Restaurant and Dasanyuan Restaurant, all of which are famous old brands.

Panxi, the first garden restaurant in China after liberation, has an old banyan tree in the center of the atrium, separated by the original Manchu flower window; As for the White Swan, er, it is the first five-star hotel in Guangzhou, with an invincible river view. The most important thing is to be relatively quiet and comfortable. If you don't want to follow the crowd, go there and watch the sand surface and the sun shine on the Pearl River.

Drink tea for 20 minutes at most. Whether you are awake or not, whether you are hungry or not, you will start to have an appetite. Can I get you something to eat?

If I am hungry, I will order glutinous rice chicken and sausage. Glutinous rice chicken is actually not a chicken, and diarrhea has nothing to do with the internal organs of any animal.

If you are not too hungry, you can order steamed pork ribs, shrimp dumplings, Shao Shao, taro horn, salt water horn and chicken feet. If the taste is sweet, you can order lotus seed buns, hemp seed buns, cream buns, spicy cakes, water chestnut cakes and even ginger vinegar. Here, burning is not a cake, but a pocket-sized snack made of meat. Ginger vinegar can be drunk, but the main content is to eat soft trotters and hard eggs inside. In Guangdong, this is a necessary food for pregnant women, but because there are too many people who like it, it is prepared in a slightly larger tea market and eaten by men, women and children.

Still not hungry? You can order a bowl of old fire porridge. In a city famous for its old fire soup, in fact, old fire porridge is equally excellent. When drinking morning tea, you should always learn some lace-where the old fire porridge is not cooked well, Guangzhou people don't like drinking morning tea. The reason is the same as that of famous shops, which is a basic skill.

I don't know if other people's expectations for a cup of morning tea are high or low, but basically we all feel that we have eaten a little too much when we come out. Although I always remind myself that this is just breakfast, I usually don't think about lunch anymore. If it is my first time to drink morning tea, they are all worried and say, what should I do? I have an appointment with someone for lunch.

About two or three times a year, it's a bit silly to get up early to catch morning tea and stand on the street with a full stomach-it's rare to have a full stomach in the morning and look at the noisy morning in Guangzhou with a blank mind.