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1. Love is like flying a kite. You control it with a line, but he yearns for the boundless sky.

2, the man's skill is displayed in bed, and the woman's skill is to let this man show it only for himself.

3. The most terrible thing about growing up is that you may become the kind of person you once despised most.

There are many reasons for breaking up, two of which are the most important: not loving enough and loving too much.

I know that life is far from what I imagined. Even if I work hard, I can't get the result I want. I will be wronged, I will compromise, but in the end it is the origin. Yes, the person I love most is myself. Should I understand or give up? . .

It doesn't matter if you abandon a woman, but if you let this make a woman stop believing in love, then you have committed a terrible crime.

7. A white lie is sometimes a disguised deception.

8. Many things put away their desires.

9. Kill the weakest by yourself. Don't need to exist.

10, take off your mask and talk to me. I have no time and energy to guess whether you are sincere or not.

12, when you pour beer, there is always a layer of foam on it. It looks big, but it's full of gas when you take a sip, and it gives people the same feeling.

13, don't envy her beauty. Someone will fall in love with your kindness.

14. In life, the most praised people are those who never seek praise and don't try their best to get it.

15, my heart feels like tens of thousands of steel needles, and my throat seems to be blocked by something. It's very sad.

16, no one can go back and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today! 1 1. carries too many expectations, how dare you let it down easily?

17, baby, I'm sorry, too. Why can't I get your comfort and your understanding when I feel sad and wronged and when I want to get comfort? It may seem ridiculous, but no matter how strong a person's heart is, I think there is room for adjustment; I also want to wait for love when I am most lost.

18, young men and women always have their own brilliance even in sadness. Hugo

19. Appropriateness is probably the feeling of being relaxed with you, so don't feel embarrassed or shy.

20. Most long-distance relationships end up parting ways, not because they don't love each other enough, but because they don't trust enough.

2 1, the three armies can win the handsome, but the ordinary man can't win the ambition.

22. Career often turns into perseverance and is destroyed by impatience.

23. If you like it, you will be moved in your heart for no reason. Falling in love with you is my freedom. Please open the window and let my soul embrace your soul.

There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

In any case, the deeper the pain, the greater the happiness that comes with it.

26. Men who sing well can easily attract the attention and goodwill of the opposite sex. This coincides with other male animals.

27. I've had enough of you! My sister slammed the door and left her standing there staring at her back. No, it's really not her fault! There seems to be something missing, and my heart is empty. Obviously, I have tried so hard, but I am still not recognized. How come... She is like a fresh lily, the delicate juice has been ravaged, and she sits there as if she had lost it, so dark and empty.

I know that my heart is as bitter as trying not to let the volcano erupt, but I haven't even sent a message. I also know that there are always people waiting for failure to prove that they are the wrongs of the prophet. It is always difficult to understand, and I can't get emotional support from my family, which just shows that I can't give back to my family's emotional support. Both episodes of depression were played by myself. It seems that I have the right to go out alone and let them endure the so-called troubles. Anyway, they can't die, they just bother me at most.

29. If playboy will be punished, I won't be scratched.

30. Life is like a cafeteria. You choose what you want to eat.

3 1. When you encounter a question you don't want to answer, look directly into the other person's eyes and smile.

Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead.

It is understandable to worry about losing someone who cares, but it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

34. However, not everything is causal, nor is it because people are not supported and understood. It's just that everyone is afraid to change themselves in the face of a quiet life.

35. I work hard, even try my best to do it, but I don't understand. It's a little thankless Sometimes I really don't know what I want. I can't get over this unfair feeling for a long time. Incredible clarity, silence is better than sound, so fucking profound.

36. The little happiness I want is actually just right, as if you are always not on the same channel as me. I'm struggling. Really, we are not on the same channel, and we are very tired because we are not understood by each other. We need a calm dialogue to solve the current contradiction. I hope this kind of thing will not happen again!

37, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

38. If you want to make love last, don't cater to each other, but stick to yourself.

39. If you have an account, you will never be able to solve it. There is a debt that you will never pay off.

40. Courage is not growling. Sometimes courage is at the end of the day. A small voice whispered, I'll try again tomorrow.

4 1, some feelings are hard to get, but some feelings are close at hand but can't get in.

42. I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.

43. No matter how many times you fail, you should face life and be full of hope.

44. If you want to have a perfect friendship, you may never find a friend.

45. If you have the will, anything is possible (Seth Myers)

46. In the past, frivolous and willful friendships did not last long, but now they are silent and friendly and unwilling to make new friends.

Let bygones be bygones. Let bygones be bygones.

48. All's well that ends well for the rich, but the poor suffer all their lives.

49. From now on, don't wait, don't seek happiness.

50. Women always feel that there is a fly in the ointment when they treat their feelings just like their own faces.

5 1. What's the problem? Children's grievances are not understood; Parents say they are ancestors, I know I think I have paid so much for my children!

52. Treating love, Gao Fushuai is no different from hanging spring, and most of the first impressions are judge by appearances.

53. External enemies can't beat time, but internal enemies have defeated it.

54. Dreams, like classics, never fade, but are more precious.

55. The door to success is often unlocked. As long as you bravely push it away, it will suddenly open.

Lies do not hold water. Lies don't last.

Since she can tolerate her past, she should be responsible for her future.

58. I said I would never leave in front of you. I said I would never look back even if I left. I said I would never try my tears with my hands. I said I would never stay where I am even if you left. I said I would never say goodbye. Everything I said no longer counts. Your arms are no longer a harbor in my heart. Those promises are just nonsense.

59. People who like you, people who want you now, and people who love you will give you the future.

60. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.

6 1, everyone is fighting for their dreams, and I am just vaguely repeating the same mistakes in my life now.

62. The cornerstone of happiness is not the wealth of a family, but the peace of a family.

63. What happened to you at night? I hope you will miss me at night.

64. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

65. The secret of success lies in sticking to your goals and beliefs.

66. When a woman grows old with you, you are not qualified to point fingers at her appearance, let alone have sex everywhere.

67. Don't give it away before you get it for the first time.

68. Don't always think that it's not too late.

69. What you can generously share with others is yours.

70. I interpret love in a way that none of you can understand.

7 1, in love, give and take should keep a balance. If the scales are tilted, then love will die.

72. Being fond of reading is equivalent to turning the lonely Guang Chen in life into a moment of great enjoyment. -Montesquieu

73. What is recovered will not be as precious as it used to be.

74. Despair is an invisible bomb left by God. It is silent, devouring all hope.

75. Some people often get lost because they are afraid of getting lost. Lessing

76. I clutched the door with my hand and fell down feebly, making myself cry. I regret what I did. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

77. Don't call me cold. I don't have much warmth. I leave all this to the people who are good to me.

78. I slept for three hours in two days and am still in the hospital. Suddenly feel a little wronged. Why can't I get your understanding and concern? Is all this in vain? ! !

79. I endure scolding and beating, but who knows why I am so humble? Maybe others don't want to understand me at all, or maybe others don't want to care about me, but I'm still a girl! Can I bear it?

80. I lowered my head and bit my lower lip, holding back the tears that were about to flow out of my eyes. My heart is as uncomfortable as knocking over a five-flavor bottle. Why don't people understand me? Why does no one want to be near my heart? Who should I tell my dissatisfaction to?

8 1. Are you happy these years? There are fewer and fewer intimate friends, more and more hypocritical faces, and the feelings paid are not rewarded in the same way. No one can understand the grievances in my heart, and I don't want to be brave or too persistent. They just want to live simply.

82. Try to avoid future pain and discomfort and live a good life.

83. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.

84. Stupidity is better than kindness. It's like someone dug a hole, you jumped in without hesitation, and you were worried about the person who dug the hole. Your understanding can't be exchanged for others' understanding, and your grievances can't be cared for by others. But can you blame anyone else? If you are too stupid, you will pay for your stupidity. In fact, many things, as long as you are a little more ruthless, you will not be so unhappy, but why can't you always do it?

85. Daily life has always been a master of making all kinds of grievances. The grievances it can provide are numerous and varied: for example, efforts are denied, efforts are not recognized, people can't understand it after enduring it, it is really unacceptable, and it is fruitless to pay silently. Life is always explaining its own work.

86. I am not a strong person, but I know that I have to pretend to be strong when I should be strong.

87. Do you really think your self-righteous cleverness will believe her? She just pretended not to know, waiting for you to tell the truth. A sentence describing that you can't get love after hard pursuit.

If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.

89. If our love is destined to be sad, why should we let this love slowly turn into harm?

90. Women always want men to surprise themselves every day, just like they want new clothes every day.

9 1, when you have a disagreement with your family, you must be deeply wronged now, because the closest people can't understand it. Many times, I just enjoy the feeling of tacit understanding with them, pretending, but far from being so heartbroken when I was misunderstood, embracing myself who has not sincerely faced my inner feelings for a long time.

92. For anyone, the biggest grievance in love is that ta is with you, but thinking about another person. Sadly, you know it clearly, but you have to pretend you don't know it, just afraid that ta will really leave.

93. Indifference, sometimes not heartless, is just a tool to avoid being hurt.

94. Stop torturing me. My heart was cut open. It's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you.

95. I know I shouldn't let go, because I want to be with you forever.

96. Do you still want a man who doesn't even want to lay golden eggs in the kitchen?

97. The world won't care about your self-esteem, and will only ask you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.

98. If a person doesn't know which port to take the boat to, it matters no matter what wind blows.

99. The saddest thing about a relationship is that there is nothing to say when holding hands and nothing to say when letting go.

100 You don't have to be a fairy to burn pottery, but people with lofty ideals can always learn fine craftsmanship (Russia)

If you can't get it, you just don't want it It's good to die alone.

1. You avoid me with silence, then I will help you without contacting.

Don't get what you can't get, and it's not bad to die alone.

It's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.

I don't take you seriously. I always look down on things that are too cheap.

When summer comes, I realize that staying cool is not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

6. If you sell yourself, you can't live, you are too tired, you can't cook, you can eat, you can take care of yourself, you will lose your family if you have money, you will be at home if you have no money, you can take it out and get it back. Interested parties are welcome to consult. SF Express can go upstairs by itself. Absolutely limited.

I don't really hate dogs. I just hate people who look like dogs and dogs that look like people.

8. Some people will be indifferent if they don't contact for a while, and some people will still be moved if they haven't seen each other for several years.

9. I want to find an object, that is, the kind of person who takes me to study every day. When I keep my mouth shut, I will rank in the exam, and all the people who come out will brush my homework. If I don't learn backhand, I will open my mouth.

10. A boy who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a boy who can only help you undress.

1 1. Ten years is good to sing but hard to walk, and ten years is good to wait and wait.

12. If it's mine, don't move. If it's not mine, just leave it there.

13. If you don't spell my name correctly, I will spell your name wrong. You said, well, if you smile at me, I will send you a goodbye. You ignore me, and I ignore you. If you scold me behind my back carelessly, I will stab you by mistake. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. Yes, I did.

14. If I say something twice, I care very much, which will make me very unhappy. If you want to continue for the third time, I can only let you disappear with these stupid things.

15. You are really strange. Smoking is bad for you, you like it, wine is bad for you, you like it, staying up late is bad for you, you like it, I am good for you, and you don't like it.

16. One hundred people say one hundred me, I am a character and a waste.

17. Sometimes I can understand, but I just can't accept it in my heart. Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control small emotions.

18. A clean girl, her hair is not dyed or hot, her clothes are not demanding, she loves sports and games, and she is healthy, cheerful and generous, which is enough for people to like.

19. All suitability is mutual accommodation and change between two people. There are no two people who are naturally suitable, and the best love is two people working in the same direction.

20. Wang Sicong said, I make friends, whether he is rich or not, but he is not as rich as me. His confidence is similar to mine. When I make friends, I don't look at others being poor. Anyway, I'm not poor myself.

2 1. Copying homework is actually not called copying homework. Chinese is called reference, mathematics is called analogy, English is called replication, geography is called migration, biology is called transcription, physics is called frame of reference, and history is called cultural unity.

22. After a long time, I finally treat you as a normal person, and even looking at you feels redundant.

23. Jealousy won't happen to me. I hope you like it. If it's not mine, I don't want it.

Right or wrong, I prefer what I love.

25. Being casual doesn't mean having no temper. I never said I was a kind person.

26. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk!

27. Thank you for letting go of the chain when I need you.

28. Although I watch dramas, chat and play games in Weibo all day, I sleep hard the rest of the time!

29. Four words describe the separation of wives and children in different classes.

30. Once you like someone, your IQ will basically fail.

3 1. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't rush to investigate the cause of the quarrel, but find out how he suddenly got up the courage!

32. If you like someone, you can't help sharing the details of your life with him.

33. I hope I can lead a totally clean life, and then lead a totally clean life, but I don't miss smoking and drinking.

Go to sleep when you are in a good mood, or your sadness will be magnified 10 thousand times in the dead of night.

I am not mature enough to forgive betrayal.

36. When you are weak, tell yourself that you have no dependence, so that you can stand up on your own.

We don't know who we will meet next, so we don't need to spend a lot of time fantasizing about the future, but we should arm ourselves with all the waiting, just so that when we meet you one day, we can confidently say, I know you are good but I am not bad.

You know it's not bitter to drink medicine after an operation. You know it's not worth crying when you fall and scratch your skin. You know that quarreling after being betrayed doesn't hurt your true feelings. I hope you learn to grow up slowly, and I hope you don't care about getting hurt at first.

Sun, please don't tan me. Please tan my parents' hair.

40. Ugly when tug of war, ugly when sneezing hard, ugly when moving things hard, ugly when loving someone hard.

When it comes to the mood phrase of the heart: cherish it if you get it, and don't get it if you don't get it.

1. Everyone has his own distinct views and personality. Don't change others by knowing the way. Similarly, don't be changed by others. If you change, you are not yourself.

Giving up doesn't always mean that you are weak, but sometimes it means that you are strong enough to give up. Because enough is enough to give up, at least you won't lose too badly

If you are determined to do something, don't ask yourself and others whether it is worth it. Willing to take it for granted, will take it for granted.

After a long time, I finally treat you as a normal person, and even looking at you feels redundant.

5, some missed to meet better, some missed to avoid mutual torture; Don't feel sorry for the loss at this moment. I will meet you at the next intersection, and I will never owe you anything.

No one knows how much I like you, but everyone around me knows that it is you I talk about every day.

7. No matter what stage we are in life, we should try our best to manage ourselves well. Don't always say I'm tired, I can't. We should at least go all out in life. There is nothing to complain about. Every step today is to pay for every choice before. This is also called responsibility.

I can stay with you for a long time as long as you don't bother me.

9. Some people will come uninvited, and they are not sure that they will leave at any time, so I hope we can all warmly welcome those who come and we will all smile and wave when we leave.

10, give yourself some time to forgive yourself for doing a lot of stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself. The past will pass, and what should come is on the way.

If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

1, the boy I secretly love was drunk, and he called me to say that he loved me. I cried, cried and laughed.

I can't love anyone who has the courage to love you.

It makes me sick to watch you and her walk past me.

4. Where you can reach in your dreams, you can reach in your footsteps one day.

5, sometimes paranoid, I don't know the so-called, and I am exhausted. Just, who is it for?

6. I used to be frivolous and even reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.

7. You don't have to say anything when you know people and talk about the world. Leave some words; Don't be too hard on others, leave some tolerance.

8. In fact, the herringbone structure supports each other. Anyone can give happiness to anyone if you want!

9. Youth is like a dream in a blink of an eye. Time flies, I don't look back.

10, young and full of feelings, no place to vent, okay?

1 1. I like it wherever you are.

12 when you kissed her, did it suddenly occur to you that I had bitten your lips hard?

13, our pain comes from love. But our happiness also comes from love.

14, if you don't get it, you don't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

15, standing behind you for so long, you didn't look back.

16, rice can be eaten and sand can be used to build a house, but mixing the two is worthless. To be pure, you can be happy.

17, meet and say goodbye, return to sail and go offshore, which is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

18, if you hadn't left that day, I wouldn't be so sad.

19, I have a strong heart. Even so, some words will drive me crazy.

20, love is over, it is love, blindly cater to, forget to insist, forget, retreat.

2 1, I dreamed that my lover was holding another girl last night.

22. I just want to bring my own happiness to the end of my life alone.

23. Does your tongue cramp when you hug someone and say you love me?

24. Missing is the antidote and poison we take.

25. Do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

26. Don't say wish me happiness after breaking up. You don't have that qualification.

27. How many people often hide in a corner at night, secretly hold themselves and cry, and then laugh and laugh the next day.

28. Hastily end the hasty youth book.

29. Do you think I will laugh it off? Do you think I am invulnerable? Sorry, I'm not that good. Please don't expect me to be strong, okay?

30. The most important three days: the day when there is you in the world, the day when there is me in the world, and the day when you and I become us.

3 1, we want to be indifferent, but our hearts are hot, and we don't care if we can't.

Because I like you so much, everyone wants to fall in love with my rival.

33. Just like the unlit stars in the dark sky, they will meet when necessary.

34. Maybe there is fate, and we will have joys and sorrows.

35, love is a disease, even if the disease is good, it will leave sequelae.

Yes, I understand, as long as you go, my heart will follow you.

Don't always think of your friends when you are sad.