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Malicious people talk about it
When you were a child, you lacked calcium, but when you grew up, you lacked love. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! ! A person is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is wasted alive, the air is wasted when it dies, the land at home is wasted, and RMB is wasted.
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