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Gaitan has arrived in La Liga. Who can tell me his ability?
Starting from the 20 16-20 17 season, he will continue to gallop in Iberia, and the Champions League team led by compatriot Simone will provide him with a bigger stage. But wait! Every time I hear the name Gaitan, will another word come to mind?
According to the grapevine, Manchester United officials immediately sent a message from the British peninsula: We wish Gaitan all the best in the future and thank him for his great contribution to Manchester United's transfer rumors in the past five years.
Manchester United! To be exact, "passing through Manchester United"! Is a legendary team, Gaitan is the hero of TA. The entanglement between them is like a third-rate soap opera. You don't like it, but you can't stand it. It is often broadcast. Every summer, the performances of Manchester United and Gaitan, Princess Pearl, the legend of the new White Snake and Journey to the West all indicate the arrival of summer vacation.
During the 20 15-20 16 season, his Benfica teammate Renato Sanches also organized a group to receive the box lunch of the play Passing Manchester United, but it was finally taken away by Bayern at a guaranteed price far lower than Manchester United. This kind of deep malice makes people feel that the most basic trust between people has long been gone. It is not enough to stab one knife, but also to insert two knives. ...
Now that Gaitan has married someone else, most of those loyal fans-journalists and friends will sigh that the world is not ancient. They agreed to go to Whitehead together, but you secretly went to Atletico Madrid to get oil.
At the end of this play, what I can't believe most is that I have a fanatical fascination with this play. Considering that Gaitan and Chuanmanchu didn't come together, I regret that Qiming Li Xiang and Nagao Kanji didn't join hands to grow old.
Newcomers always look back on their love path after the ceremony. We might as well play another song "Direct Answer" for Manchester United with pipa, and look back on the bumpy road of love after Gaitan became a Atletico Madrid player.
1. "Pass on the name of Manchester United"
The seasonal division of world football is somewhat different from the real world. They don't take the length of day and night and temperature changes as the criterion, but refer to the following major events:
This autumn is naturally a signal that major leagues are in full swing: migratory birds began to migrate over Manchester, and the secretary of the Rome Municipal Party Committee also ended his vacation and returned to work.
As for winter, it often depends on a man named ashley young. If he suddenly behaves well, the winter window will open.
Spring often follows Arsenal's footsteps from all fronts. In March, the grass grows and the warbler flies, killing the factory immediately.
Once upon a time, when Gaitan and Manchester United were linked again, you knew it was summer.
This is the fifth year that Gaitan has become a famous player of "Passing Manchester United", which also enables him to successfully surpass Sneijder, Gare, Tiago, stroman and other predecessors and become the player with the most appearances in the history of "Passing Manchester United". At the same time, he is also the record holder of assists in the history of the club (he has assisted many well-known media such as The Sun, Metro, Post and Guardian). But this may be the last season of his biography of Manchester United, just like a story that ended in a hurry before it started.
2. Why not get married?
Gaitan's agent pretended to reveal the news that the player would join Manchester United intentionally or unintentionally; The tabloids are full of all kinds of reports, which makes the events always linger on the edge of truth and falsehood. After being fooled again and again, Manchester United fans paid a "hehe" price for this behavior.
With the rumors that "winter is coming" in several transfer windows and the failure of the "friendship boat", "Gaitan and Manchester United" has become a symbol, which represents the "wolf coming" in football.
Under this joke, we may get a glimpse of the undercurrent of modern football.
Nowadays, people pay more attention to football than ever before, and it brings more and more benefits: rising broadcast costs, staggering salaries of players and sky-high endorsements are all good explanations. The significance of football itself has developed from a simple competitive sport to an interest empire with a complex chain.
Many people live on it, and all kinds of absurd manuscripts fabricated by tabloid reporters are one example.
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