Tik Tok is humorous.

Tik Tok's humorous and witty conversation. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful. Reading happy sentences every day is also a good way to relax yourself and release stress. Let's share Tik Tok's humorous works.

Tik Tok is humorous. Tell me about Daquan 1 1 I will try my best, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

What's the point of keeping you in the dark? It's good to keep you under the covers.

When I was a child, my grandma often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

5, don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, husband is easy to run", that's because "you spend too little money and give up beauty."

6. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

7. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

8. In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

9. Fatso's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you down in ten miles, so wherever you fall, just smash a hole.

10, to be honest, I didn't show my skills to the teachers during the exam. They really thought they taught me.

1 1. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's none of your business, okay?

12, real life makes me sad, and dreams always scare me.

13, you have your net red face and I have my baby fat, not very red but very fat!

14,3100 night's beauty, interesting souls want a house and a car.

15, who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!

16, wechat is so awesome that it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

17, "Hey, please get out of the way" and "You are stuck in my chest, how can others get in?"

18, men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

19. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

20. In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

2 1, what's the difference between losing weight and not losing weight, from eating with confidence to eating with fear.

22. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

23. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

24, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

25. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

26. Take a step back to broaden your horizons, which means that if you take a step back, others will broaden their horizons.

27. After studying in cooking school for many years, others are proficient in everything they fry, but everything I fry is delicious.

Tik Tok's Humor Talk II. My strengths: Dare to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

Second, my life, you come in a hurry and then disappear.

Third, loving you is a kind of faith and a memorial.

Fourth, you have never been loved, and you will cherish those who love you in the future.

Once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you Now, you have become the biggest secret in my heart.

6. Even if no one knows you, at least you know yourself.

Seven, wait too long to get things, most of them are not what they originally wanted.

8. I don't care how big your circle is, just talk to me-

Nine, everything about us has become the past, and the memory has been completely forgotten by time.

Ten, many years later, I began to believe that some things or some people are just our commemoration.

Eleven, you are not me, you don't know how much I care about you, and I don't know how much I am afraid of losing you one day.

Twelve, love will end when it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

A scarecrow can never say what he thinks. He doesn't know and no one wants to know.

14. The cruelest love in the world is not lost, but lost.

15. I'm glad I met someone who was restless, loved me deeply and was sad, so I never regretted it.

Sixteen, you are the person I have loved, struggled, given up or tried my best.

Seventeen, it is too late to give up, only to find that betrayal is indifferent and I don't know how to face it.

If you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?

19. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

Twenty, women take away your disguise.

Twenty-one, those days were lonely, all for me to meet you.

Twenty-two, get out of here in one word. I'll only say it once. I'm afraid the people who heard it won't disappear.

Twenty-three, if you really love him, cry yourself, don't let him cry.

I love you very much, but I can't say any more. You're not single anymore, and you don't love me anymore.

Twenty-five, who do you love now, I won't frown easily.

26, suddenly I will think, too persistent love you, out of love or because of unwilling.

Twenty-seven, love, why always hurt me, so I learned to be lonely, no longer to expect.

Twenty-eight, there are many grasses in the sea, why do you have a crush on one grass?

Twenty-nine, persistent in my persistence, stubborn in my stubbornness.

Thirty, don't hesitate to kick down the steps.

Thirty-one, missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

Thirty-two, first, last, strange, familiar, strange again.

Thirty-three, constantly wake up the brain, why are you still sad as always?

Don't really think I'm stupid There are some things that I just see in my eyes and bury in my heart.

Thirty-five, even if there is no beauty of the country, there must be pride in destroying the city and pulling out the village.

When we get married, we tattoo a ring on our finger, and whoever divorces first will cut off his finger.

No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness.

Giving up on you is the bravest thing I have ever done.

Please hold my hand when I am lonely, even if there is nothing to miss in the end.