Who has a cross talk line? Please ask the masters.

How accurate is this? You can’t avoid stewing beef when eating stuffed teeth, drinking cold water to keep your stomach intact, and why don’t you prick fish if you’re afraid of eating them? Everyone chokes on water when learning to swim, and everyone falls off their bike when doing somersaults... B: Hi! Not a word was right. A: Is it chaotic? B: This happens occasionally. No matter who is in a hurry, there are times like this. If you understand, don't let it go. A: There are times when we can’t understand what he says. B: When? A: When he is angry. B: Why are you angry? A: Whenever your eldest brother gets angry, his head gets wet. There is something in my heart that I can't find a clue to. I kick it in the sky and kick it in the ground. A hammer in the east and a stick in the west, things that happened more than 20 years ago, he put them together in a daze and talked about it. B: Where can this happen? A: I saw it with my own eyes. B: Where? A: At their house. The couple was quarreling that day. I went over and saw that my sister-in-law was sitting on the bed crying, and my eldest brother was standing at the door with his hands on his hips, frowning and glaring, blushing and feeling thick-necked. B: What are you quarreling over? A: How could I know? B: Ask him. A: He became anxious with me when I asked: Why do you think it’s because? ah? I'll make you mad if I tell you! B: Then tell me! A: OK...Why should I tell you? Have you ever been a nanny for our family? Did you pay the school fees for the two children? Where were you when watching "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Besides, do you know Huanzhugege? B: Why do I know her? A: Why is salt sour, and vinegar is sour? Right? We have been married for more than 20 years... B: We can be considered an old married couple. A: Who is an old married couple? Brother, it’s heavy on one side even if I’m carrying it on my back... As the saying goes, when people go up high, water flows down... It’s hard for this clever woman to make a meal without rice! Lumbar muscle strain cannot reverse cerebral hemorrhage. No matter what you say, you will never be able to give birth to twins! B: How fresh is it? A: This is all basic common sense... Of course, you also understand these principles... B: I don't understand. A: You don’t understand, I understand! Your feet are not afraid of crooked shoes! If you ask around in the neighborhood, everyone will know... B: What do you know? A: I don’t eat fried food! In other words, your sister-in-law has never gone through a sewer before flying! B: Where do you start talking about this? A: Where to start? No matter where to start, we have to figure out who is who. What are you doing? If you don’t mention black and white, then that’s it? It’s clearly written in the Marriage Law... B: What’s written there? A: People are like iron, food is like steel, and there are only elevators above the sixth floor! B: Is this worthy? A: Why can’t you beat me? Isn’t that right... We have been married for more than 20 years... B: Still the same. A: In a blink of an eye! Just ask her! Over twenty years...has she ever bowed to me? Did she get a big top for me? People have to be reasonable, right? Brother (crying), let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart. When we first met her, I didn’t think she looked like Liu Luoguo! B: It doesn’t look alike! A: I’m not afraid of your jokes. Ever since I got married, I’ve been accommodating her in everything. She makes the decision in everything, and my words have no effect... When she bought the locomotive, I didn't agree... B: Hey, what are you buying? A: Locomotive! B: What locomotive? A: Well...never seen a locomotive? B: No...why buy a locomotive? A: That’s right! So I don't agree. What's the point of not agreeing? Is her mother willing? What are you doing? Bullying me for being single? Everyone has two parents...she has a mother and I have a mother...market economy! B: Hi! A: Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. Looking up at the bright moon, you still lower your head to miss your hometown! People grow up day by day. You say, who doesn’t have a wife, children, and children? B: That's right... A: So, the weather forecast is sometimes inaccurate... B: Huh? You...A: Right? We have been married for more than 20 years... B: I know that. A: You know? Then please comment and say something fair... B: What are you talking about? A: The United States and Britain bombed Iraq. Did I follow them? B: You... A: Don't say anything else, just tell me whether I'm going or not? B: You didn’t go. A: This is over! Just because of this, I can't be a shemale...right? We have been married for over twenty years! B: Do you know this sentence? A: What’s wrong with that sentence? B: Think about what you want to say before you speak! A: What else do you want me to say? do you speak? It is better to listen than to speak! Remember it! A slap cannot make a sound, and sugarcane is not as sweet as both ends.

Don't look at me as poor... We are poor but have great ambitions. If we are close to each other in the world, if we don't go to nightclubs, where can we eat roasted sweet potatoes? B: What’s this mess? A: I work hard, get up early and work late at night, why do you put all the responsibility on me? You say, am I wrong? B: No, there is something wrong with her too. A: What’s wrong with her? B: ...Isn’t that what you said? A: What did I say? B: I didn’t understand. A: Don’t you understand? Why bother here? B: No interference! A: What do you mean? B: I’m doing this for your own good! A: For my own good? Brother, just give up on this childishness! B: Where is your heart? A: Even if I divorce her, I won’t marry you! B: Nonsense!