Introduce yourself as a girl.

Girls introduce themselves humorously.

1, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

2. My eldest daughter is 28 years old. Although she is a little older, she looks beautiful. I'm not boasting. People are chasing me all over the street, but I haven't met the one in my heart yet. I hope someone who is destined to come soon and marry me home as soon as possible!

My surname is Wu, and I am a eunuch in the palace. Everyone calls me "my husband".

4, no education, no culture, no jokes, no villa, no BMW, salary of 880, no drag, no concern, just want to have a home!

As for me, I am not bad. I have no shortcomings except being handsome! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

6. I am 28 years old and I am short of money. Today, I went online to ask for marriage. I hope to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care whether I am fat or not. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

7. I am a very ordinary middle school student. I don't have a beautiful appearance and excellent grades, but I have a pure and kind heart and a warm smile.

8. Hello, I'm an alien. I have been trying to contact people on earth for years. This is the 250th experiment. For the convenience of statistics, if you receive and know this news, please stand at the highest place nearby and shout loudly.

9. I am 28 years old, and I look like a flower, with a slender waist and arch eyebrows, a small mouth and a phoenix eye, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

10. My nickname on earth is Li Fei. My age is a secret. You can guess my height and weight. I have many hobbies. I am not tall, short, thin, beautiful or ugly, and now I live on the third planet earth in the four-dimensional space of the universe, the Milky Way and the solar system. Please give me more advice!

1 1, I am the champion of Wulin scum who is treacherous, scares millions of girls, teaches bad young friends, cheats children for pocket money, dallies with good women, eats without money, is extravagant and picks his teeth after drinking water. Let's go.

12, I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old, in estrus, and I want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

13, the house is temporarily unavailable, and the deposit has not exceeded 10,000. It looks ordinary, so you can get used to it after a few more eyes. You really can't steal any money by hanging around alone on weekdays. Nothing else is good at it, and the heart is still kind. Guangji female companion: Life is a long road, and every second counts.

14. Today, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

15. Over the years, I have spread my wings of hope like a migratory bird, from one city to another. Some people say that you love a city because there is that person in it. In Me Before You, I had to stop.

16, don't be too rich. As long as you work hard, you are the best man. Of course, don't be too poor, but not as those who have been poor together know. The standard of living is more than enough, and I think it's ok.

17, marriage: 30 years old, empty-handed, thinking twice, looking around, everywhere, missing, listening to people's instigation, trying the net, secular desires, you and I have, the Eight Immortals crossed the ocean, you and I came to the net, perfect.

18, hello, everyone, I am a cute ghost who is famous in Shandong. How small is it? So small that no one knows except me.

19, my name is Wei Baba, I am 1.8 meters tall, I am 28 years old, and my annual salary is 48,000. The foundation of my house is being scraped, and I only need to support one father. I don't know who will marry.

20, poor and ugly, one meter 49. Primary school culture, not agricultural registered permanent residence. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, I surf the Internet, make friends and join hands on the road of revolution.

2 1, I've been in the Jianghu for a long time, and I'm 26 in the blink of an eye. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

22. I look like Pan An. I am strong and broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, less salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

23. I live in Chengtou Garbage Station. I eat ten thousand meals every day. It's cool to reach out and buy popsicles. My love life is very distressed. Come to sleep at night, no one hugs me. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

24. I am Hu Yanzhe, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, a handsome guy that everyone loves. I am handsome, charming and charming when I see flowers in full bloom and a car puncture!

25. Hello, colleagues! My little daughter grew up and studied in the boudoir; The academic language is so-so, and absolute mathematics is a mess; Thank you for your concern and love. It's really a pleasure to show your charm here.

Humorous and charming self-introduction

1. I am not tall, thin, ugly or fat. Walking on the streets of Paris does not affect the city appearance. It won't make other boys happy. The husband was on pins and needles. There is no distinction between high and low academic qualifications. Can basically understand the English instructions of refrigerator. But it won't be boring to study philosophy, discuss special relativity or whether humans can move to Mars and worry too much. Generally speaking, this stock is competitive, and it is a dark horse among potential stocks, which deserves close attention and attention from gentle and considerate male investors. Thank you for your cooperation! There is no relevant area or scenic spot information for the time being!

I am plain, so I won't go into details here. I deeply feel my kindness, so I firmly believe that good people are rewarded. Because of my unintentional charity, I have won many friends. I feel that this is a gift from heaven, but occasionally I feel heartless, especially when I see beggars with sound limbs and strong bodies, I try to pretend not to see them. As a boy, I am very proud, very proud, and I have gone too far. Maybe I'm thick-skinned, so I'm proud. I can't let my face get a little hurt.

3. My name is XX. Please take care of me in the future. This self-introduction need not be discussed. Listen to me, that's all. Thank you.

You don't have to be too rich. As long as you work hard, you are the best man. Of course, don't be too poor, but not as those who have been poor together know. The standard of living is more than enough, and I think it's ok.

I hope you like food as much as I do, and occasionally you like to show off in the kitchen. In this way, we both have a chance to enjoy the warmth of being loved. Even if it's just a bowl of hot porridge in front of the hospital bed. However, I think it's better to leave the kitchen to women. Men should have a bigger and broader sky. I prefer the traditional family structure of "the man is in charge of the outside and the woman is in charge of the inside".

6. The sky is blue, the sea is salty, and the lovers in the street are enviable. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

7. I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often comes back with a beautiful woman and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understood ... It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually drifted to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

8. Today, the sky is blue, the sea is salty, and lovers in the street make people cry. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and life without objects is disgusting. Today's marriage: which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride.

9. Hello, everyone, I am a cute ghost who is famous in Shandong. How small is it? So small that no one knows except me.

10. I have rough appearance, warm heart, moderate size and elegant style, and can be integrated with interior decoration. The internal assembly function is powerful, the structure is compact, and it can bear huge living burden and pressure. Its key components are exquisite in design, stable in operation, high in efficiency, reusable and long in service life.

1 1. Fate often likes to joke, and the road of life will never be smooth. It doesn't hurt to find a few cheerful buddies to get drunk and go home when you are depressed. Otherwise, I will accompany you to pour a bottle of [lizhigushi.com] at home. When you wake up, please put on the clean clothes I put on your pillow and start again in high spirits. I know you can!

12. I have been wandering in the Jianghu for a long time, and I am 26 years old this year. Stormy days are hard. I want to find a beautiful girl to hug me, no matter whether you are beautiful or ugly, as long as you have a kind heart and can solve people's worries, everything in my future is yours, and I am willing to be dragged away by you.

13. Poor is ugly, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, not agricultural registered permanent residence. There are three broken houses and an acre of wasteland. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, I surf the Internet, make friends and join hands on the road of revolution.

14. Marriage: I am an extrovert and an introvert. I rent a house, have a car and have money 100. I want to recruit an ambitious young woman, introverted and extroverted, and work with me to make my house, car and money into six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

15. I'm Wang Benshan, 23 years old. I'm in estrus and want to talk about a love affair. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

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17. I am an ordinary middle school student. I don't have a beautiful appearance and excellent grades, but I have a pure and kind heart and a warm smile.

18. I'm Hu Yanzhe, the idol of middle-aged and elderly women, a handsome guy everyone loves, and my car has a flat tire.

19. I live in Chengtou garbage station and eat 10,000 meals a day. You can buy popsicles if you reach out. It's cool and your love life is very distressing. Nobody hugs you when you sleep at night. Today, I asked for a marriage online, hoping someone would deliver it to my door.

20. I am 28 years old and I am short of money. Today, I went online to ask for marriage. I hope to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care whether I am fat or not. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

2 1. Hello, my name is xx. I just turned half a hundred this year. I am honest and young. I am a handsome boy. Although I wear two pieces of glass, I am still handsome, which shows that I am very wise. I have rich experience. I used to be an honorable people's teacher. I am a big man of 1 m 79, a little shorter than Yao Ming, but half as tall as Pan Changjiang. Now, I am doing it work, but I have never been kicked by others, because I won't have shadow feet. Little brother, I'm new here, please take care of me.

22. Girl, although I can't laugh, I can't. San Xiao is in love. Fish are bubbling, geese are flying high, and the moon is blooming, but it is also a good flower. You can measure and weigh yourself, find a piece of sincere and reliable cow dung, and ask you to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

23. I am 28 years old, and I look like a flower, with a slender waist and arch eyebrows, a small mouth and a phoenix eye, and beautiful Ana. Today, I sincerely look for a person who is destined to work together to build a loving home.

24. I look like Pan An. I'm just better than Guan Yu. I outsmart Kong Ming. I know astronomy, I know geography, I can speak eloquently, I can write, I know Yin and Yang, I know gossip, I know strange things, I know armor, I'm a great hero, I'm a great swordsman, I'm a great master, my name is landslides, my name is torrent water, and I'm.

25. As for me, I'm not bad. I have no shortcomings except being handsome! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

26.28-year-old boy, good-looking, docile, with no bad hobbies, graduated from junior college, reliable job, salary of 2000 yuan, food and clothing, family housing and relatives to rely on. Find a partner, bid farewell to dryness, look good, have a good personality, have a job and work hard. If you have the heart, talk in the park.

27. I don't ask for my marriage conditions, just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

28. People are not bad, but they are handsome and have no shortcomings! I sometimes feel that I am not very handsome. But one day, I was surrounded by a group of girls. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

29. Today, I reported that my temper is mild and not irritable. My wife and mother can do it, and the division of rights and obligations is very good: you earn money, I manage money, you do housework, I do aerobics, and my mother-in-law has to run. You have to be filial for me, saying that you are not allowed to run west, and you have to pay in one lump sum, but you can't do everything and you can't expect a phone call!

30. Hello, colleagues! My little daughter grew up and studied in the boudoir; The academic language is so-so, and absolute mathematics is a mess; Thank you for your concern and love. It's really a pleasure to show your charm here.

3 1. Over the years, I have spread my wings of hope like a migratory bird, flying from one city to another. Some people say that you love a city because there is that person in it. In Me Before You, I had to stop.

32. Hello, I'm an alien. I have been trying to get in touch with people on earth for many years. This is the 250th experiment. For the convenience of statistics, if you receive and know this news, please stand at the highest place nearby and shout loudly.

33. I am five big and three thick, with a round face. Walking is as difficult as climbing a tree. I found a female companion to help me. I want a lot of food, and I seem to snore when I sleep. Seeing my chubby belly, I will never suffer again, and my life will be more comfortable and better than other people's pigs.

34. There was a man who was handsome and knowledgeable. A man of great talent is educated, learned and knowledgeable. There is another person who is eloquent, concise and insightful. He can always see through autumn, spare no effort to turn the tide, give his life to death, and be selfless. There is also a man holding a sword against the world, which is unparalleled in hidden weapons's first spell. So he is extraordinary, immortal, and every move. Do you know what they all look like? Look at me. Look at me. Do I look like that to you?

35. My name is Weibaba, my height is1.8m, my age is 280, and my annual salary is 48,000. The foundation of my house is being stripped, and I only need to support one father. I don't know who will marry.

36. Marriage: The heat is unbearable. Recently, the mother mosquito came to bite and sprayed a lot of medicine. The effect has been bad. I occasionally listen to the mother mosquito singing, as if I really want to meet someone, so I come to the internet to ask for marriage to relieve the loneliness of being bitten. Waiting in front of my house in the evening with intention, hoping to get it done once and leave and elope as soon as possible.

37. My name is Wu, and I am a eunuch in the palace. Everyone calls me "my husband".

38. I am the most talented, handsome, charming, tall and powerful. I am known as the combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry, and everyone loves me. I can do everything for the driver's master and also for the guests, hehe!

39. I look like Pan An. I am strong and broad-minded, well-educated, with a wide range of hobbies, less salary and wandering around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied.

40. My name is Madahao. I have mung bean eyes, a flat nose and a big mouth. My horse has a lot of sexy pockmarked faces. I'm good at boxing, Taekwondo, martial arts, karate, throwing knives at Xiao Li and beating dragons with eighteen palms ... I know who is handsome in today's competition, and I won all the champions. I just need this. Look at the handsome guy post, that is to say, what about you? Are you handsome or am I handsome?