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Talking about the helplessness of high-speed traffic jam for several kilometers

The helplessness of several kilometers of high-speed traffic jams.

With the rapid development of social networks and information technology, more and more people like to publish stories in the circle of friends and share their living conditions. Don't you always know how to organize the language when you speak? The following is my collection of helpless talk about several kilometers of high-speed traffic jam. Welcome to read, I hope you like it.

1, a girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway, and she was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

2. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

3, traffic jams, I will buy a plane when I become a nouveau riche.

4. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

5, 1 hour, haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

6, the bridge is blocked into eggs, the road under the bridge is still long, and it is difficult to move halfway. what do you think?

7. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel.

8. It seems that my first National Day will be spent on the bus. Every National Day, there is traffic jam, which is very Anhui.

9. Get used to being blocked, and don't worry. Hum a tune slowly.

10, the road in Guan Dan suddenly became crowded with people.

1 1, traffic jams during the 11 th holiday are always nightmares!

12, never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

13, anyone who complains about traffic jams during the National Day holiday, join me. Anyway, the car I drive is unimpeded.

14, people in Hangzhou collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a message about Weibo, there was no hope of lifting the traffic jam.

15, don't worry? When will the digging stop?

16, it rains all night, and there is always a big traffic jam during the New Year.

17, I'm happy to go home for the New Year, and the traffic jam is also happy. Of course, don't stay in the traffic jam for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

18, I wish you can't accompany me because of the traffic jam today.

19, you drive, or you don't drive, the road is blocked there and you can't walk.

20. I am a vagrant who is stuck in traffic jam for an hour on the expressway, and I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

2 1, the old driver told us a truth: when there is a traffic jam, take the rightmost road. That road is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

22. I have been telling my mother to buy a fur coat. There will be traffic jams when I go home on National Day.

There was a traffic jam on the expressway last night, so I ran down to shoot stars.

24, I practiced a realm: traffic jams, the mood is not blocked!

25, taillights are red everywhere, and ears are full of thorns. My heart has been worried for a long time, and my head is like thunder.

26. Every time I go home, I always face a traffic jam.

27. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 roads every day.

28, traffic jam, unhappy, in a bad mood. Who stands in the way knows.

29, high-speed traffic jam, hungry, that is called home delivery.

30. I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

3 1, tourist traffic jam.

32. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There is never a traffic jam on the expressway. From last night's concert to the late high-speed train at this moment, I feel that there is no time not to find something.

We can't predict when there will be traffic jams, just as we can't predict when our lover will change his mind.

The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

35, once-in-a-century precipitation.

36. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

37. It will clear up after a long trip home.

38. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

39. How blocked is the expressway? When I woke up, I found the car was still there.

40. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

4 1, Jinan Road is expanded, built and rebuilt from south to north and from east to west. Every day, traffic jams are annoying.

42. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

43. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

45. Traffic jams kill pigs.