Talk about the humor of not receiving flowers

The humor of not receiving flowers is as follows:

1, he was afraid of my lack of oxygen, so he didn't send flowers on holidays and gave me a lot of air.

2. Thank you, Mr. X. He is always afraid of my lack of oxygen. He hasn't sent flowers on holidays for decades, but only sent me air.

I have never received the tacky romance of roses since I was so big.

Don't ask my husband what he sent on Tanabata. He only sent a wool, a hammer, a shovel and a toothbrush, but no flowers.

5, my husband loves me the most, and he is afraid that I will be deprived of oxygen and send me air. If you find that your circle of friends is sunburned in the future, specify a husband change.

6. Don't be sad if you don't receive flowers. Just add chopped green onion when ordering takeout.

7. There are no rings and flowers on Valentine's Day. I didn't throw it away, but my boyfriend was so distressed that he didn't send it at all.

8. For such a grand festival, I didn't receive the blessing of flowers or the surprise of the festival. I feel very happy. After all, no one's boyfriend can compare with my family.

9. The flowers bought by my boyfriend are already on the way. At present, the tortoise is advancing at a high speed, which may take several years to reach.

10, I didn't receive flowers on Valentine's Day, but only received overtime notice. I'm really happy, very happy.