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The girl said I was from love rat.

1, female: Are you love rat? Me: Well, your question is like asking a drunk if he is drunk. Do you think he will admit that he is drunk? Woman: So you are a scum man! Me: stop, stop, I think your question puts me in a dilemma. You are digging a hole for me. I answered whether there would be any problems. So what should we do? I think time is a good thing. You'll know if I'm love rat. I'm not love rat, I just broke my heart into pieces, and each piece fell in love with different people. 3. Tell her that's right. I am a bomber, I am a bomber. Do you like it? I am bored in front of others, only for you scum. 5, I refuse to accept, I want to appeal, what basis do you have to say that I am scum? Go! 6. I just want to be nice to you. I didn't expect you to call me scum! Shit, it's heartbreaking! 7. You call me a scum, so I can't change it? Tell me, what should I do to avoid looking bad? You will accept me. 8. It seems that you call me a scum because you feel bad for me. 9, I scum, you bitch, it seems that we are a perfect match (if girls can afford to joke, this answer is ok; If a girl is stingy, she shouldn't say so. You can provoke her if you want. 10, mother and fetus have been single for more than 20 years. The first time I chased a girl, I was called scum. Maybe there's something wrong with the way I chase girls. I'll pay attention next time. 1 1, great. Finally, someone called me a scum. They all say that love rat is very popular, so I am very popular with girls. 12, the slag point is good, and the slag point will not be injured in love. 13. What does love rat look like? Let me see. 14. With you, I will never be a scum again. Would you like to try it with me? If you are not love rat, but you are misunderstood by girls as love rat, you must make a corresponding reply to reverse her view, otherwise it is easy to be directly regarded as love rat. If you are love rat, even if you don't need the above reply, you should know what to reply. Of course, it's best to try to accept your heart and make girls look at you with new eyes. The girl said I love rat witty reply 2 How to judge love rat and a good man 1, see the whole. If a man has a small head and a big body, this is the standard base, and his legs are long and his waist is short, which shows that this man is rude, not motivated and lazy. Such a man still needs to think clearly. That is to say, even if a man is short, it doesn't matter. As long as he has a well-proportioned figure and his limbs and five senses are not badly hurt or incomplete, he may be a Quaker. Although many men are short, they have become great men. 2. Seeing that men have dents and scars on their foreheads indicates that Heaven is damaged and prone to unexpected risks; The forehead is too short and narrow, indicating that this person may be poor in his later years. If a girl entrusts her life to such a person, her old age may be hard. A man whose head and neck are too thin and bent like a snake indicates bad luck. How can he get married and support his family? As for the sharp-headed man, his job is very unstable and his livelihood is worrying. 3. Men with good behavior are upright and decisive. Timid and slow fever is not the image of a successful man. It is vicious to speak in a sharp voice like a woman, or in a harsh voice, or in a thin voice like a sparrow chirping. Such people are not even suitable to be friends, let alone fall in love and get married. When a man walks with his back swaying, his steps are too fast, or his head is as low as finding something lost on the ground, it also shows that he lacks confidence and wisdom and it is difficult to achieve great things in his life. Girls who like to marry successful people should be careful. Of course, ladies should also pay special attention to men who often comb their hair with their fingers, which shows that there are many despicable ideas hidden in his heart and his personality is not perfect, so it is better to have less contact.