Talking about mood phrases and the feeling of swearing

Talking about mood phrases and the feeling of swearing

1, I am a very principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

It's all my fault. You caused the traffic jam. ...

3, nutrition express, drink a bottle of breakfast, distressed all morning …

You dare to talk about basketball with me even if you don't know Beckham!

5. Sleeping posture determines hair style. I have different hair styles every day.

6. Since I bought insurance, I've just crossed the street.

At that time, I thought I was the best, and now I am the best at sleeping.

8. I suggest you know my appearance as the main thing, supplemented by appreciation.

9. The greatest anecdote in life is to find a toilet in your dream! The most embarrassing thing is that I didn't wake up from my dream and found the toilet.

10 Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

1 1. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

12, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

13, the original happy base camp, leaving Nana with only the base camp.

14, we're in trouble. I sexually assaulted you. I have an infectious disease.

Sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

16, be a low-key person, I am too low-key to adjust.

17, don't be obsessed with your brother, who comes out to kill pigs in the middle of the night.

18, power failure, light candles and watch TV.

19, I know twisted melon is not sweet, but I just don't like melon.

20. If you don't receive gifts for your birthday this year, you will receive bulletproof vests.

2 1, don't soak my sister, I'm just colorless and tasteless boiled water.

22, people are awesome-I said I won't pay back the money!

23. It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

24. Men in the new century: They got the hall and the kitchen. If you can afford a wife, remember to live with your mother and please your mother-in-law.

25. If a woman is complaining about things that have nothing to do with you, she should consider herself an ear. Don't interrupt, or you will see!

26, a perfect man, must not pester his ex-girlfriend, don't have an affair with female colleagues, disdain to play with the little girl's brother and sister.

27. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

28. Dance wherever you want when you play dazzle dance.

29. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and kept trying to separate us.

Don't tell anyone who is coquettish. It's all sockets looking for pins.

3 1, it would be great if watermelon seeds could shake out when eating watermelon. ...

32. I play too much computer and want to fast-forward watching TV.

33. Only by eating all the time can we maintain a complete personality.

A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever because it can't see its fingers.

You think you are better than Newton, but in fact you are better than Newton.

36. The advantage of gravity is apples. If coconut must kill Newton.

37. Anyone who has been bitten by mosquitoes can find the Big Dipper.

38. The so-called "believing" means "betting" that your wife believes your lies.

39. In class, the teachers only take aim at me. I want to say: handsome! Is it necessary?

40. I think it will burst out if you say any more sensational words from your mouth.

4 1, I wish you wet your shoes, drink soup, fart in your crotch and wipe your paper.

42. In this summer, only mosquitoes never leave me.

43, opened a member, opened a red diamond, opened a yellow diamond, opened a green diamond. A month has passed, and I still have nothing.

44. Why is the leaning tower of Pisa tilted? Because it doesn't drink pulses.

45. Look for slippers every time you finish the computer.

46. People want to be gay in the giant wall, but the giant won't let them, so they call it taboo giant.

47. God bless me to do well in the exam, and I will honor you with lollipops every day.

48. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

49. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But after waiting for many years, I still didn't wait for embarrassment.

50. Fat is everywhere except the chest.