What are some humorous sentences describing traffic jams?

1. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is: "Where do you block it?" ?

2. China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also the most comprehensive luxury auto show with the largest number of exhibitors.

Once there was a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

I discussed with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, the 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

There are always some naive human beings who think that the car will move when you press the horn a few times in traffic jam!

6. You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, and some people have negotiated a big business. Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

7. When eating in the canteen at noon, the boss next door called his people to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning.

8. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Little brother came back from home!"

9. After the night shift this year, you can stand in the cold wind at the intersection. When you want to take a taxi, but you can't, ask if you want to take a bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.