Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Get up in the morning in a bad mood. Say something about getting up in a bad mood in the morning.
Get up in the morning in a bad mood. Say something about getting up in a bad mood in the morning.
If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one has ever looked down on me.
If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Gusheng's character.
When I say lose weight, I mean scare my flesh.
"Wife, I just saw a woman. She is good-looking and has long legs. She looks like a stewardess at first sight. " "Are you? I'll give you another chance. You can say it again. " "Wife, I just met an old lady with enchanting clothes and long legs. She came out to live at first sight. " "Well, be careful what you say next time."
Set the alarm clock to the sound of nature. In ancient times, people didn't have an alarm clock, but they knew it was time to get up as soon as they heard the crow of chickens and birds. Nowadays, many people are afraid that they can't get up, and they are used to setting the alarm clock as explosive music. The feeling of waking up suddenly from this noisy alarm often brings irritability. Wang Guorong, director of Suzhou Jung Psychological Counseling Center, pointed out that good music can relax the mood, such as the sound of running water and birds singing, which can make people feel personally and relieve the tension. So you might as well set the alarm clock to the sound of nature and wake yourself up from a relaxed state.
During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.
Most things you've waited too long are not what you want.
In the next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. I was born to celebrate the National Day, and I will mourn the whole country when I die.
"What does school mean?" This means that another forest has disappeared.
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