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202 1 friends circle talks about classic injuries.

1. boring! Not enough people died in China, the judge didn't call the roll, and there was no funeral, so you are happy to steal time here to be a bitch. Isn't that true?

2. In front of a woman, she always shows her Excellence like a peacock with a screen open, but ignores her exposed ass. A smarter woman can know the truth, and sometimes as long as she turns behind him, she will laugh her head off.

It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

Spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

How dare you go out with that face? Your goal is to frighten to death one by one, right? Go to the street, grab a telephone pole, lift your hind legs, pee and take a picture of yourself!

6. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

7. Please see clearly what kind of goods are you talking about?

8. If the other person wants to say that you think I am xx (xx can be replaced), you can answer, Ah, so you are not.

9. When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the whole person and raised the placenta.

10. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

1 1. You don't know what you are without giving you some face. I earned face by myself.

12. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, and do what you should do.

13. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, don't think about what you shouldn't think about, and do what you should do.

14. The longer I have contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

15. A guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by a dog on the roadside.

16. What is your vital capacity? (meaning, you can blow the cow 13 so big. )

17. Your family is not mainstream, your mother wears socks and your father wears tin foil.

18. Go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to brush your face.

19. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

20. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man emotionally in life, but basically he will say that it is because he has a lofty goal and disdains to take off his bird wings for a bole or a woman.

2 1. Anyone with a little IQ can see how disgusting your old face is.

22. A person doesn't know it's him until he is pointed at the nose.

23. There are many times when he doesn't behave like a man emotionally in life, but basically he will say that it's because he is ambitious and disdains to take off his bird wings for a bole or a woman.

I don't want to give you face, you are shameless. I said treat you like a human being, will you try to be more humane?

25. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

26. You look very abstract.

27. You are such an idiot. You say you are stupid, but you are still an egg. You say you are an egg, but you are still stupid.

28. Will you wipe your gum to see who is talking?

29. If you cheat, you won't be afraid of getting your balls cold.

Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture and pout at the sky as blind as a bat.

3 1. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

32. You can't resist my estimate. You can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside, and there is nothing you can do, right?

People come and go to say that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesman, Haier brothers.

34. Your looks and IQ are quite good.

I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.

36. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

37. Once upon a time, there was a university student. I heard that as long as you dress yourself with beautiful feathers, you can attract the attention of the opposite sex. That's it. From then on, people will praise it when they see it: what a big duster.

38. Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, or don't want to talk to you because it's too hard to talk to you. Can you believe it?

39. I tell you, I can't recite formulas. This is the simplest. It's cheap to hire a migrant worker. Five yuan per hour. If I can't recite it, let him stand behind you with a stick. People are very happy. They can also beat people with money.

40. You can make a false tooth in the future. When you stop at the door of the dental clinic and see someone passing by, you run up with a math book and tell them that I am a middle school student, but I can't even do this kind of topic. People must laugh everywhere and go in to have their teeth filled.

Friends circle inspirational talk about classic sentences

First, do what you said and say you can do it.

A happy person is not necessarily the richest and most powerful, but he must be the smartest. His cleverness lies in knowing the true meaning of life: flowers bloom not for flowers, but for brilliance.

Third, don't get up early in the morning and miss a day; If you don't study hard in childhood, you will miss your whole life.

The world is full of unfairness. What we can do is not only accept it, but also try to resist it.

Only through hard work can we become good steel.

Obstacles and failures are the most reliable stepping stones to success. If you are willing to learn and use them, you can cultivate success from failure.

Seven, talk less and do more, and every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

Lotus root grows in the mud, but the flowers are beautiful. It is better to walk against the sun and leave the shadow behind than to lament your own misfortune. Smile at each dawn and fill every corner with happiness.

Nine, the vast majority of people, many times, can only rely on themselves.

10. Being alive is actually a long journey. The road in the distance is bumpy and difficult to preset and master, but the scenery remains the same; Running all the way, although hard, is difficult to determine, difficult to say, but unable to repeat, and unable to return to the starting point; Maybe the more you walk, the more tired you are, the more relaxed you are, and the more helpless you are, but you still have to walk, keep walking and keep walking. Not afraid of strangers, not afraid of no road, because the road is at your feet, and the road is beside you.

We have nothing because we are young, and we will have everything because we are young.

Twelve, go to the bullfight if you are not afraid, which is nothing; It's no big deal not to go to the bullfight when you are afraid; It's really great to go to the bullfight only when you're scared.

13. When you fall for the thousandth time, you get up for the thousandth time.

Fourteen, the struggle of life can be divided into five stages: 1, in order to survive, based on society. 2. Improve the quality of life. 3, a little achievement, need to show off, let more people know their success. 4. After much experience, I began to pursue something with feelings. 5. Return to simplicity and rise to the spiritual realm.

Fifteen, some things can't wait. If you have to fight or get the most advantageous position in the market, you can't help running and striding forward.

16. Miracle is just another name for hard work. May the opportunity always be good for you.

Think of yesterday as a memory, continue to work hard today and put it down tomorrow.

Eighteen, people can not only have a pair of beautiful eyes, but also have a pair of wise eyes.

Nineteen, your face is the most precious gift that God has given to mankind: a smile must be the greatest asset of your work.

Twenty, the tearful eyes are brighter, and the bleeding heart is stronger!

Twenty-one, endure the pain that others can't bear, eat the pain that others can't eat, and you can get the harvest that you can't get.

Twenty-two, work hard to create a miracle on earth; If you climb hard, you can hit another record high.

Twenty-three, defeating yourself is the most tragic failure, and defeating yourself is the most valuable victory.

Twenty-four, there is no great cause without great difficulties.

25. Smiling is better than frowning, and asking questions is better than yelling at nature.

Twenty-six, don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life! As long as you cherish it, everyone's life can bloom beautifully.

I believe that dreams are the source of value, that vision determines everything in the future, that success is more important than success itself, that there are setbacks in life without failure, and that the quality of life comes from erin brockovich's belief.

There is no despair in the world, only desperate people.

Twenty-nine, talk less and do more, every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

30. Life is beautiful for some people, who have been striving for a certain goal all their lives.

3 1. It is a rule that the more guilty he is, the less willing he is to forgive others.

Life is painting, not doing arithmetic.

33. Nothing is more infectious than enthusiasm. Being able to touch the stone is the essence of sincerity.

Unconditional confidence, even if you do something wrong.

Thirty-five, a person's life, there is no pain blindly, and there is no eternal pain; There is no hurdle that cannot be crossed, and there is no hurdle that cannot be broken.

36. Diligence makes the world the enemy. Only by working very hard can it be effortless.

Friends circle inspirational talk about classic sentences

1, the deepest feelings are often expressed in the most indifferent way.

Life is an ordinary thing, where there are so many legends.

3, life is only a few decades, the most important thing is to prove yourself, not to please others.

Climbers who aim at the top will not be intoxicated by a certain footprint along the way.

Be hard on yourself, don't covet comfort, don't be afraid of change, don't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and do it when you should.

6. Time wasted casually will never be won back.

7. The ears that grow around our brains often control our brains.

8. The secret of success is to work harder than others every day.

9. The weak comfort themselves with tears, while the strong temper themselves with sweat.

10, success lies in the exertion of advantages, and failure lies in the accumulation of shortcomings.

1 1, laughter is ups and downs of life, and loneliness can't stand me!

12, people who are good at using time will always find plenty of time.

13, courage is to control fear, not to have no fear in your heart.

14. Success lies not in strength, but in how long it lasts.

15. Opportunities are particularly attractive to those who are prepared.

16, people are only pursuing a perfect dream, and approaching means breaking.

17. The more times you ask, the easier it is for you to get what you want, and in turn, you will get more fun.

18, never giving up is the best character of a successful person.

19, I would rather be laughed at for a while than for a lifetime.

20. It is better to blossom in action than to wither in waiting.

2 1, life is not to surpass others, but to surpass yourself.

22. In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of ups and downs.

23. Yesterday has passed, and tomorrow is still a mystery. Face the present and do your best!

24, don't always ask others to give me something, think about what I can do for others.

25. A glass of clean water becomes dirty because of a drop of sewage, but a glass of sewage will not become clear because of the existence of a drop of clean water.

Friends circle speaks classic personality phrases

1. Immersed in my own world, I seem to hear the sound of a fallen leaf.

2. If love can't last long, what is fate? If you can't be together, who is your favorite person?

Aurora is so beautiful, but its appearance time is always so short.

I came to a city because there were a group of strangers, and I left a city because I once knew someone.

5. Optimists just laugh and forget to complain; Pessimists focus on complaining and forget to laugh.

6. I don't understand why I have to get married and have children, and find someone who can do everything for a lifetime. I don't understand why a person who lives alone has become an alien in this world, just like snow in summer and peaches and plums in winter. I don't understand why life must be pinned on others, and we must follow the universal laws of this world to live. I am who I am, the unique me. If everything I get is not what my soul needs, then why should I fight for it with my heart? So I am so stubborn to live. All thorns are roses as long as I choose. I hope I can run and stop at any time.

7. It is neither cold nor hot, which is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but it is the most desirable temperature in the emotional world.

8. Being strong and independent is the only choice. Play a song for yourself when you are lonely, and find a corner to wipe your tears when you are sad. Tell yourself it's nothing, always remind yourself that you can't fall, you must be strong! -to yourself struggling on the road.

9. Love doesn't just start, once it starts, it never leaves. That kind of disagreement broke up and I felt that the strongest love in the next better era was that I loved you and got used to having you. Love is not finding the best person, but finding the one that suits you best.

10. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually become blurred.

1 1. Who walked through whose youth and left a smile; Who stayed in whose flower season, warm thoughts.

12. Time has taken away the past, leaving only the reality.

13. The agreement is no longer an agreement, and the former agreement is now a lie.

14. Being alone in the corner of the world, even loneliness is laughing at my depravity.

15. I would like to believe that every little firework that lights up the night sky hasn't gone out, but they have finally risen to the sky and become the stars tonight. It's just that those who set off fireworks have already been scattered in the vast sea of people, and they don't know where to go.

16. Smile not because you have been happy for too long, but because you have forgotten your sadness for too long.

17. The dull days are carefree, and the tasteless life is monotonous and repetitive every day, with no pursuit and no dreams. A corner cage of the soul imprisons the past and fetters the memory, but it cannot be integrated into the present. Suppress one's mood and smile. Looking at the passage of time, I want to seize the past decadence, but even now I have lost it.

18. How do you know how painful, helpless and desperate I am when I fall in love with you? But I still want to thank you for letting me see the softest smile and the most affectionate myself in that soft youth.

19. If love is full of deception from the beginning, then the ending is doomed to be betrayal.

20. Maybe no one is wrong, but this person is too indifferent.

2 1. But as soon as we met, we knew each other. When we met, we never met. Andrew and you will never be together, lest you be lovesick.

22. Life is like a piano. Whether the piano sounds beautiful or not depends on how you play it.

23. If someone is waiting at the far end, will you be desperate and refuse to move forward?