Funny sentences in winter

Funny talk about cold weather is full of fun, which is most suitable for such a cold season.

First, I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

Second, I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

Fourth, it is cold, and there is a way to warm up: I hold you.

The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

Seven, the weather is cold, you must take care of yourself and remember to put on more clothes. In this world, there are definitely fewer people who dress you than take off your clothes. Outside the window, the wind is really cold. So, I got up and got my clothes ...

The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

Nine, it's cold, just like last night, just the road from the classroom to Beicao can make people catch a cold, and the stands are probably last night.

X. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

Eleven, it's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms except the bed.

Twelve, the weather is cold, my boyfriend has a boyfriend, my girlfriend has a girlfriend, and I am even more awesome: I am not cold!

Thirteen, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

Fourteen, there is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold that forgets to wear long pants.

Fifteen, if there is a dog lying on the ground to block you in winter, make way for it. It is not easy for it to warm this place with its small belly.

Sixteen, "like you" and "don't be ridiculous!" "It's so cold that I'm going crazy."

Seventeen, I have put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi doesn't work. Can you give me one?

Nineteen, this winter is very cold, some of you keep warm, and I put my own pockets.

It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

2 1. It's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

Twenty-two, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother feels cold.

Twenty-three, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

I can't start the learning mode because it's too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

Twenty-six, the most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

Twenty-nine, cold weather, old month. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

Thirty, it's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

Thirty-one, the undressing depends on courage, washing clothes depends on perseverance, and getting up depends on explosiveness.

I hope that when it is cold, someone will not be ashamed to warm your hand. May a bright person live in your heart.

It's cold, and you wake up from sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

34. If a girl says she is cold, give her a hug. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

Thirty-five, "What is winter?" "I don't want to get out of bed even if I am urinating."

Thirty-six, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

Thirty-seven, lonely men and few women, girls say that cold is actually hooliganism.

Please remember that I am a cold person and don't be fooled by my constant madness.

39. Funny talk about cold weather: others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen into dogs.

Forty, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.