If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.

1, homework flooded to countless students!

2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.

You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, and so are teenagers. If you can, don't wear clothes and go out to play with your brothers.

4. If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.

I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. ...

Please brush your teeth before you laugh at me!

7. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

8. Don't like me? This is a disease that must be treated. Can't it be cured? Must die! !

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

10, I saw Goddess on the Internet today, and I sent her a message: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Oh, my God, the goddess replied to me! I replied excitedly, "Then you pull first, and then we'll talk." An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

1 1, I sighed with emotion: "It is more and more expensive to go to college, but college students are getting cheaper." A rich second generation friend of mine said, "I feel the same way. It's quite cheap to go to college now. " Khan, this hearing ...

12, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me? Because for so many years, no one confessed to me.

Don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life.

Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.

15, sick child: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt. " Sick child: "but I still hurt!" " Father: "that's because your ass can drink a lot!" " "

16, "In the eyes of foodies, I will always be just a piece of meat." bacon

17, do you know why you use your husband's money? It turns out that "husband" is "yuan" and "husband" pays the bill in turn!

18, q: what do you want to see most on your way to school late? A: Other students who are late!

19, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! reliable

20. I went to a friend's house today and saw four QQ's hanging on her computer. Two of them were blank and had no friends, but the QQ level was above one grandchild. Curious, I asked her why she hung up two QQ without friends. She was full! She said slowly, I will give it to my children in the future, and I can't let them lose at the starting line. OMG, her image suddenly stood tall in my mind.

2 1, Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are kind to her, it is not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

23, homework is coming to the fire, you go to the fire, you can't find a bigger fire, how can you burn so much homework!

24. Monthly income of 3w, consider low-end European tour; Monthly income 1w to 2w, please choose Southeast Asia tour; If the monthly income is below 1w, please choose domestic tour; If the monthly income is below 5k, please choose to travel in the province; Please choose an outing when the monthly income is 3k. If the monthly income is below 2k, please choose edible oil; If the monthly income is below 1k, please choose sleepwalking. Please arrange the tour route according to your income.

25." 1 10? Somebody please. Something is wrong! ""Hello, what's your emergency? " "Both girls want to associate with me and fight!" "That ... this ... this ..." "Come on! Ugly is going to win! "

26. When you wake up every morning, you and the sunshine are there. This is the future I want.

27. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.

29. In fact, you have changed, but I have always been obsessed with memories.

30. Life is just a drop in the ocean, but it carries too many feelings.

3 1. Never compare new love with old love. That only proves that you can't let go of the old one.

32. The original love is also a kind of love, and the original heartache can also be treated gently.

33. Happiness is that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose everything.

34. If you miss it, there will be new encounters; Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

35. The greatest admiration in life is that you can afford it, and the greatest comfort in life is that you can put it down.

36. You said you would love me all my life, but I forgot to ask, that's the kind of life.

37. Shakespeare once said: There is love at this age, but there is no future.

38. When you came, I thought you wouldn't leave. When you left, I pretended that you had never lived in the future.

Girl, remember that you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.

40. Some people, alone, can't say anything but like it.

4 1, happiness, just talking casually, but not everyone is qualified to talk casually about happiness.

42. If it weren't for you, I could laugh at love without scruple.

43. Love makes us blush first, and then blush.

44. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.

45. If we hadn't met at the beginning, wouldn't there be today's pain?

Qq drift bottle talk about daquan

Qq drift bottle talk about daquan

1. Whether a man can give you a sense of security does not lie in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. Short, high-spirited men have seen it. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

Second, try everything. You and I on the road of life, when we close our eyes, are like two trees, standing in the boundless wilderness. The speed of time keeps pulling away until we become tiny dust and the most insignificant existence in the infinite world, until the wind blows away and disappears, and we are integrated with the vast space.

Third, it is easier to respect similarity, but the most difficult thing is to respect differences, that is, when others are different from me, I will still respect him, accept everything from him and appreciate this difference. If friends or relatives can do this, it will be more conducive to the psychological development of each individual and the psychological development stage of self-identity.

Fourth, the most beautiful meeting is not on the road, but in my heart. Shallow encounter, deep hiding. And I, meeting you in this shallow and secret net sea, have a good time and a amazing time.

5. Time is short, life is fleeting, and what people pursue is only dreams. Then, it is better to be yourself quietly, wait for colorful flowers in indifference, wash away lead flowers in calmness, protect the city and alley, and wait for time to grow old calmly and serenely.

Sixth, the ideal is light, which radiates warmth; Ideal is spring, leading new hope; Ideal is a song that touches the comfort of the soul; Ideal is dew, which nourishes and withers the soul; Ideal is the wind, bringing thick clouds; Ideal is a cloud that turns into timely rain; The ideal is rain, which moistens the long-term drought tree; Ideal is a tree, supporting the shade for you; Ideal is light; Melting snow in cold winter; Ideal is snow, which is the water that moistens the land; Ideal is water, forming an endless sea; The ideal is the sea, which contains all the shortcomings; Ideal is a stone, knocking out a single spark; Ideal is fire, lighting the extinguished lamp; Ideal is a lamp that illuminates the road at night; Ideal is the road that leads you to the dawn.

The best trip in life is to find a long-lost touch in a strange place. Travel alone, free from fetters and constraints. One day, carry a bag on your back and take yourself as far as you can. If you have no faith, take travel as faith. You've been on a pilgrimage all your life.

Eight, a cold heart, feelings become difficult to pull back, why not save some self-esteem, save some face, laugh in front of people, hide their sadness, turn around, cry after people. In the dead of night, people are inevitable, relying on wine red and counting stars, lonely and cruel, lonely and boneless.

Nine, fate will not owe anyone, look into the distance, whose head has a blue sky; Looking down, everyone has a sea of flowers in their hearts. Only when Chun Lv is yellow in autumn can you feel the alternation of nature; Only when rain and sunshine alternate can you feel the changes in the outside world. Pain is a kind of calcium, which can make us stand up for a long time; Bitterness is a medicine that can make us tenaciously support. I think fate is unfair, because my heart is very narrow. If you think narrowly, the road ahead is narrow.

Ten, my heart can no longer be moved by an unbearable emotion, let me zero all my feelings, get up, stand in front of the window and listen to this heart sound attentively. The drizzle is like silk, loneliness is swaying in the rain, and acacia is buried in the night. This dark time and space did not affect my elegant heart at all, and the faint tenderness made this lonely style.

Don't be sad when others ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you. When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one who is sad in the world. In fact, others just hide better than you.

Twelve, there is a lack, there will be hope. Everything is not perfect, and there are always shortcomings in life. We should accept an imperfect life with a perfect heart. Life without perfect score is like carrying a laundry list of people who are never satisfied. Because they are not satisfied, they will keep picking and gaining more and more. The so-called perfection actually only comes from our hearts. Only those who truly know how to tolerate imperfections can get more perfection.

Thirteen, the world is complex, and time is always silent. When all the dust settles and everything is calm, we will really know that giving up is actually another beautiful harvest. The soul has a home, and life has a way out. Only by learning to be alone with yourself can the mind be clean, the mind mature and the mind broad.

14. Real friends around you have nothing to do with your beauty and ugliness, whether you have money or not, but definitely whether you are kind and humorous. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

Learn to cherish everything that life gives you. Being loved is the wealth of happiness, and loving others is happiness and giving. If he leaves you, smile and bless him, preferring to be proud and lonely rather than wronged. Be kind to yourself and be tolerant of others. Be a man, you can't be too proud of the spring breeze. When you are proud, you can bully the weak and be afraid of the hard, you can't pretend to be lofty, you can't show your emotions, and you can control your success or failure in your chest. You can't complain, you can live on the roof, and you can stay away from the world.

Sixteen, the heart, are all empty words. A casual place is not nothingness. Not intentionally, but unintentionally. Intentionally violating the purity of Buddhism and unintentionally deviating from Buddhism from scratch. Life is a breakthrough, a passing, and a possession. Similarly, life is also put down. When you get it, you must remember to put it down, have the heart to get it, and be prepared to lose it one day. Remember the gains in life, but also remember to let go.

Seventeen, love is the end of the world, the passage of time, frost is heavier than Leng Yun, go up in smoke. A beautiful flower on the other side, slipping gently in the fading of the fleeting time; The sound is slow and the shadow is broken, a wind, flowers and cold rain fall into the water, and 3 thousand spoony dreams are sung into a sad song. How gentle is it? What is it?

18. We walk into life with a smile. In fact, we have no right to criticize life. Life is like this ready-made scenery, your bitterness and joy, your joy and sadness, and life gives truthful feedback.

Nineteen, life, as long as the direction is right, you are not afraid to walk slowly. Slow down, maybe success will come later, but it will guarantee the quality of success; Slow down, you may not reach the finish line so early, but you won't give up halfway because you are too tired or too impatient.

Twenty, fleeting injury tidbits, like a dream, today is not yesterday. On the west side of the lake, the feeling is deep and blue, and the bleak and cold years listening to the wind whispering by Qinghai Lake are condensed into vicissitudes and winding into water marks on the window of the heart. A shallow smile can't hold a pulse of love, a promise, a frame of tenderness and a warm whisper; Shallow sorrow can't forget those smiles, those warm hands, those people scattered in the years.

Twenty-one, applause is easy to get carried away; Cynicism tends to make people depressed and decadent; Gossip can easily make people angry and sad; Frustration in love is easy to make people suffer and lose. As the saying goes, live up to your mission and watch the flowers bloom in front of the court; I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying, looking up at the clouds in the sky. I always feel that I can't sleep until I admit that it is actually acacia. Fate always believes that it is eternal after dreaming.

Twenty-two, time to cook the rain, will eventually run aground, cool in the past. Looking back, it seems like a dream, and there is a kind of melancholy, and there is still the familiar warmth and happiness lingering in time. Drunk in the dream stream, a cup of spring tea. Drink with the breeze and talk with the mountains and rivers. An embrace is peaceful, and an attack is safe.

Twenty-three, living in the world, you are not the first sad person, there is no need to sigh, just because there are too few, softer, thank you for your relief, use this life to tolerate, learn from him a few times, even if you wake up and go to the end of the world, you might as well shake hands with the world.

Twenty-four, we are all grinders, all polishing ourselves in the long river of years. The hilt is in our hands. Because of our efforts and hard work, we are brilliant. Because of carelessness and slackness, we are numb and dull, sharpening our blades and wasting our lives. If I don't care about you, I will not smile at you; Will not become so fragile; Don't care about everything you do; I will not miss you quietly.

Twenty-five. Travelling thousands of miles, crossing Qian Shan by boat. Stop, look back, only deep and sparse. Cicada was defeated in the wild, and its prosperity ended in misty dust. At the broken bridge, the running water is still there; There are countless flowers, but the fragrance remains the same. Through the light wind and rain, the deep sky, fireworks, the cycle of fate, the glory of a thousand years, the wind and frost of ten thousand years. I only hope that in this life, spring will wander, summer solstice will sleep in the same shade, autumn will be high with the moon, and cold will cover the sky.

Twenty-six, moss mottled memories come with the path. Jiangnan girls with green hair and flowing clouds have fragrant calligraphy, dancing feelings of ice and snow, and the charm of butterfly feathers. A thousand-year-old poem is not old, just like my lovesickness, with a sparse word and ancient poetry flowing.

Twenty-seven, the external situation is only a few decades, and one day it will fade away. Thick makeup is not as elegant as plain makeup. However, the inner indifference will travel through time and history and last forever.

28. Your value depends on your irreplaceability. I want to start creating my own irreplaceability. It's not whether I can be here, but whether you can stay. There are many people, but my world is only one. A person's income and social status are directly proportional to your irreplaceability, so you must make yourself a more irreplaceable person.

29. Pursuing dreams is a process, a living habit that must be gradually established, and a feeling of living in the present. Who says you have to give up everything to pursue your dreams? Don't complain that dreams and bread interfere with each other. In fact, what hinders you from pursuing your dreams is not the tasteless bread you eat at hand, but your laziness.

Thirty, the heroic face, the present and the ancients are dull; Beauty is bold and teaches heroes to lead the country; The night is bleak, the piano is drunk and the sword is grinded; The guest has no sleep, and a piece of Haitang thinks of beauty; People say that beauty is nothing but Yumen Pass; Listen to the words again, the beauty hero is ancient and difficult; Indus leaves are full of long rivers, tears streaming down her face; The floral fragrance at the bottom of the curtain is apricot outside the wall; How to write a clear poem, love becomes borneol; The sun is setting in the long river, and the desert is winding with sand. I asked the farmers whether they were tossing and turning, or whether the flowers were falling before the moon.

Thirty-one, people's impetuous, all in the difference between a thought, the heart does not move, why? Rather than arguing, it is better to observe the words; It is better to see the scenery than to worry. If you are calm, you will be quiet everywhere, watching flowers bloom and fall, watching clouds roll and relax, and a cup of green tea will wash your heart and be faint and fragrant; Slightly quiet, comfortable and peaceful; Relax in one place, the clouds are light and the wind is clear. Looking back, there is nothing to argue about.

32. Words, you are there when the flowers bloom, you are there when the flowers fall, you are there when the wind blows, and you are there when the snow dances; Words, I am crazy for you, crazy for you, thinking for you, reading for you. Nothing can remain unchanged for a lifetime, only words with different shades will last forever, and the faint fragrance will last forever if the four seasons do not fall.

Thirty-three, through the torture of love and hate, through the clouds of years, facing the spring, silence, why did I come, why did I go, how can we be harsh on the world and vicissitudes of life, a lot of troubles, and walk away alone? It turns out that our own strength is the sun.

34. If yesterday is over, what will tomorrow be like? Some people say that life is a kind of enjoyment; Some people say that life is a kind of helplessness. In fact, life has both enjoyment and helplessness, as well as gratification and confusion. Life is like a green fruit. If you taste it slowly in your mouth and chew it carefully, many flavors will spread on the tip of your tongue, including sweet, sour, bitter and astringent. There are two realms in life, one is silent pain and the other is silent smile.

Thirty-five, miss my China: the general rides a horse and the wind blows in the north; Beautiful women and talented people, picturesque in Jiangnan; Guo Bangwen, sage as hemp. Remember the glory of China and restore my country of etiquette! Life is king, life is dragon. I hope that one day, I can put on my Hanfu again and treat the merchants in the palace! The mountains and rivers are still good today.

Thirty-six, the road of life needs to be cautious, there are flowers and traps, there are applause and differences, it is difficult to be a man, it is even more difficult to be old, it needs to be sober, and it needs self-discipline. If life and career are temporarily at a low ebb, it needs a little patience, no more excuses and explanations, and some enthusiasm and openness to life.

Water can reach the sea because it cleverly avoids all obstacles and keeps turning around. Many smart people fail to embark on the road to success, many of which are because they hit the south wall and don't look back. Difficulties will inevitably be encountered on the road of life, and turning a corner is not the way. The two most terrible words in the world are persistence and seriousness. Serious people change themselves, persistent people change their destiny.

Thirty-eight, make your own decisions, and then be prepared to bear the consequences; Don't lose your temper at will, no one owes you; You don't have that many viewers, so don't be so tired; You can not forget the past, but you must let go; What others say is in your mind, and yours is in your heart; You are never as important as you think; The problems that money can solve are not problems; Find some time, be alone.

Thirty-nine, Buddhism is cultivated in the heart, good and evil are in people, Buddhism has been unclean since ancient times, Buddhist relics have regrets, and Bodhi shed tears, all because of injustice, sin, hatred, greed and lust. Du E, I will practice Zen all my life! Can you hold on till today? Take off your cassock and practice with you. As long as you have Buddha and compassion in your heart, you can live in peace. Can you hold on today?

The peach blossom in April is my glass dream at your fingertips. Thoughts are like water, rippling in the shadow of flowers. The fragrance of the heart and the tranquility and harmony of the petals form a Zen rhythm, which gurgles in time and space. Twist a wisp gently to make the branches clear. Pay tribute to this tragic April. Fold a spring willow and plant a green hope. I hope every shallow day is full of vitality.

Forty-one, people who can't stand verbal criticism will eventually bear the blow of reality; Those who can't stand flattery that is not good for them will fall into a well-constructed trap; People who can't stand loneliness can't breed new ideas; People who can't stand the pressure can't afford it; Those who can't stand the temptation can't stand the test; People who can't bear failure will lack courage; Those who can't bear the victory will lose the final victory.

Forty-two, the mountain does not turn, the road turns; If the road does not turn, people turn. As long as you change your mind, adversity can also become an opportunity, and turning is also a way forward. Any relationship has a little pain. Don't let it hurt too much. After only one pain, you will find that many things begin to be different. It's not that feelings have changed, it's that courage has changed. Learn a word of fear in life, and the deeper you will understand it later.

Forty-three, when I was young, I struggled together to make money to support my family; When you are old, let's go to see the prosperity of the world together. No matter when, the most important thing is that we will always be together.

Forty-four, the wind is smiling, the clouds are fluttering with long white sleeves, the flowers seem to understand the joy of the wind and nod frequently, and the water is layered in the wind. You floated across the water and gently twisted the animation scroll to outline it for me. From then on, I will live in your picture, no rain or wind, no cold or heat. You whisper in the wind, the so-called Iraqis are on the water side. From then on, I lived in Tang poetry and Song poetry, immersed in the book, full of poetry.

Drift bottle attractive sentence

1. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the last 30 years.

If the knife sticks to you, I will feel distressed. If the knife is stuck in me, will you feel bad?

3. When a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

4. Getting up after each fall will make people stronger and stronger. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

I am eager to be with someone for a long time. How happy I was to leave later?

6. Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.

7. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

8. mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.

9. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and they all come from the unaccustomed one who is not around. Once this unaccustomed habit is used, the distance will be alienated.

10. Sometimes I really feel sorry for my parents and have worked hard for myself all my life.

1 1. On the way home, I cried and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

12. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.

13. If you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

14. The saddest thing is that you thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the big waves.

15. Take a cigarette. Travel around the world

16. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.

17. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.

18. I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me. If one day I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live that life again, so please, at least like me before I give up on you.

19. Sometimes your dream is a kind of happiness, and sometimes your dream is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes getting is a kind of happiness, and sometimes losing is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes success is a kind of happiness, sometimes failure is also a kind of happiness. Sometimes wealth is a kind of happiness, and sometimes poverty is also a kind of happiness. Unhappiness can't be happiness today or now, but it may be happiness tomorrow or later!

20. The girl went to school to find him. She said she would live in this city, too, because it has him. They live the life of a young couple. But because she didn't want to be separated, the girl never went to find a job. A week later, the girl said I wanted to go back, so she bought breakfast and stood at the exit. The girl's bus came out. She asked the driver to let her off. The girl got off the bus with breakfast, kissed the boy, and then turned to get on the bus.

2 1. A person's winter is colder than in previous years.

22. Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you. Collection of spatial emotional articles

23. Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.

24. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

25. A person really wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know if there is any desire to chase again.

26. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you.

27. If someone thinks that there is perfect love in the world, then this person is either a poet or an idiot.

No matter how cruel hardships and misfortunes fate has given a person, it will still give him happiness and sweetness accordingly. Even if this happiness is so short and unreal, it is enough to light up his whole gloomy life in the future.

29. All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusals.

Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.

3 1. That was when I left Sexy alone. When I was indifferent to the 24 kinds of true colors on the computer screen, I found that it was black and thick white, and then interlaced into black and white, and I lost my colorful love. Without your network, the computer will be a dead hell!

32. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.

33. Leaves fall. The tears scattered by the leaves have fallen, so why bend down to pick them up? Instead of carrying bitter memories, it is better to go to tomorrow and take a bath in the spring rain.

34. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!

35. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the instant and lasting feeling, and I am not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.

36. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. We're caught in the middle. It's ugly.

37. The caged bird hates Guan Yu and can't fly.

God's greatest reward for me is another bottle.

1, sometimes I really feel quiet like a madman.

I feel so unlucky to know you in such a big world.

3, in fact, it's not that women don't like to laugh, it's because laughing powder will fall off.

I watched a ghost movie this morning, which made me afraid to sleep at night.

5. I decided to insist on sit-ups every day, start sit-ups at night and sit up again in the morning …

6. I asked someone to ask about it for you. There is still room in hell. You can go directly.

7. I have never believed in Christianity. I only believe in giving advice ...

We know each other very well. I know your length, and you know my depth.

9. Happy days: Sleep when you are full.

10, I really envy you for using a dual-card dual-standby mobile phone at such a young age!

1 1, I am threading the needle, taking the fashion route, drinking fast nutrition line, and seeing the first line today.

12, it is so difficult for people to lose weight, how easy it is to lose weight with a wallet.

13. The shortest spell in the world is someone's name.

14, Hello: Tell me your home address, and I'll change it into a public toilet.

15. Sorry, please leave my sight. Your appearance has seriously affected my physical and mental health.

16, your short life, my obesity is temporary.

17, boys should like fleshy girls, and dogs are the ones who like bones.

18, not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

19, go your own way and let the scum say it!

If an idiot can fly, then our school is simply an airport.

2 1, it is not necessarily monks who burn incense, but pandas, because pandas burn incense.

22. I never dare to think about whether tomorrow will be better. I just want to eat my next meal!

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

24. I didn't know until I was playing on the farm that hippos and elephants are both species.

At the age of 25, he was caught before he had time to flirt.

26. I told you that many skills are not overwhelming. You have to say that eating is also an art.

27. You pigs, you'd better go back to the pigsty!

28, don't be too pretentious, you will get hurt sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, you will be hit sooner or later.

29. The greatest reward from God is another bottle.

30, Wang Ba shampoo and Pan Ting shower gel shampoo, smooth and supple, shower gel, dark and dense!