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On the blessing of August 1 ST Army Day: Army Day is here, pay tribute to the heroic soldiers.

1. The August 1st Army Day is coming. I want to build a happy base for you and help you eliminate your sadness. Consolidate the rich bunker and help you stop poverty. Train good luck troops to help you repel bad luck. Take my orders and celebrate Happy Army Day.

2. It's Army Day, and I, a little loser, wish you a millionaire bankruptcy: I wish your troubles are trapped, your sad valley falls, your sad boat breaks down, and the bird of pain flies away, leaving you only happiness. This attendant and God's blessing are very effective.

3. It is not easy for you to defend the frontier in the wind and rain. At the seaside, in the mountains, the people are happy, and you take it. August 1st Army Building, we wish you peace and happiness.

4. "August 1st" wishes you spotless health, passionate love, soaring career, a bright future in Ma Pingchuan, all-in-one wealth, smooth travel, peaceful family and good fortune. Happy Army Day.

5. On Army Day, I swear to the Party: Your instructions are military orders, which are like a mountain, and I will immediately carry them out. The discipline you set is military discipline, which is strict, and I will strictly implement it. Happy Army Day.

6. Military exercises on the Army Day: military control of your troubles, precise attack on your worries, indiscriminate bombing of your sufferings, encirclement and suppression of your depression, and successful breakthrough of your happiness.

7. The style of a soldier is to risk one's life. The style of a soldier is indomitable spirit; The elegant demeanour of soldiers is an imposing manner that shakes the earth. The style of soldiers is an epic that shines through the ages. On August 1st, we pay tribute to the heroic soldiers.

8. Army Day is coming again. Equip yourself to go out for a walk, put on a happy helmet, a military uniform with good luck and a happy military emblem. When the boss sees it, he smiles at you, and his friends applaud him. When the wife sees it, she will also pay you a tribute and report.

9. Comrades are songs, and songs contain deep friendship. Comrades are tea, and the fragrance of tea is filled with deep true feelings. Comrades are pens, and the strokes depict strong blessings; The comrades-in-arms are Qin, and the sound of Qin is full of happiness. Happy Army Day.

1. Friendship Arms Race: Blast the happy mouth with caring grenades. Use the greeting bomb to destroy the haze in your heart. By understanding the nuclear bomb, release the atoms of happiness. Launch a satellite of friendship with a sincere rocket. Happy Army Day.

11, August 1st, send eight one wishes, may you be healthy and spotless. Love is infatuated. My career has soared. Future-Ma Pingchuan. Wealth is profitable. The trip was smooth. The family is peaceful. Fortune kills two birds with one stone.

12. Change your clothes on Army Day. I can make any clothes: if you are flying in the air, short the military uniform; If you are a marine animal, make a navy suit. If you are a land animal, make an army uniform. What kind of animal are you?

13. For the purity of olive green, you choose to give your youth to the people's army. You are brave and fearless in the face of difficulties and obstacles, and you are not afraid of hardship for the safety of the people. On August 1st Army Day, I wish you a happy holiday and a step-by-step promotion.

14. August 1st military exercise: the auspicious aircraft carrier sailed into the Pacific Ocean, completed the wishful formation, raided the depressed harbor, attacked the troubled base, the happy torpedo destroyed the sad fleet, and the happy missile released the happy atom. Happy Army Day.

15. On August 1st Army Day, fill an armored car with blessings and let peace clear the way for you. Unload the chariot gift and let happiness embrace you. Drop a fighter plane and let happiness surround you.

16. The August 1st Army Day is coming. I want to build a happy base for you and help you eliminate your sadness. Consolidate the rich bunker and help you stop poverty. Train good luck troops to help you repel bad luck. Take my orders and celebrate Happy Army Day.

17. It's Army Day, and I, a little loser, wish you a millionaire bankruptcy: I wish your troubles will be trapped, your sad valley will fall, your sad boat will break down, and the bird of pain will fly away, leaving you only happy. This attendant and God's blessing are very effective.

18. It is not easy for you to defend the frontier in the wind and rain. At the seaside, in the mountains, the people are happy, and you take it. August 1st Army Building, we wish you peace and happiness.

19. "August 1st" wishes you spotless health, passionate love, soaring career, a bright future in Ma Pingchuan, all-in-one wealth, smooth travel, peaceful family and good fortune. Happy Army Day.

2. On Army Day, I swear to the Party: Your instructions are military orders, which are like a mountain, and I will immediately carry them out. The discipline you set is military discipline, which is strict, and I will strictly implement it. Happy Army Day.

21. Military exercises on the Army Day: military control of your troubles, precise attack on your worries, indiscriminate bombing of your sufferings, encirclement and suppression of your depression, and successful breakthrough of your happiness.

22. The style of a soldier is to risk one's life and death. The style of a soldier is indomitable spirit; The elegant demeanour of soldiers is an imposing manner that shakes the earth. The style of soldiers is an epic that shines through the ages. On August 1st, we pay tribute to the heroic soldiers.

23. Army Day is coming again. Equip yourself to go out for a walk, put on a happy helmet, a military uniform of good luck and a happy military badge. When the boss sees it, he smiles at you, and his friends applaud him. When the wife sees it, she will also give you a gift to report.