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Chapter 1: Ruan is the most bizarre

"Plop, plop! One by one, the geese jumped into the pool automatically. This is not the mysterious strait of Bermuda. Why does this wonder happen?

It turns out that this place is called "Huiyan Peak" and it is located on Hengshan Mountain.

Hengshan Mountain is the southern mountain among the five mountains in my country. There are 72 mountain groups in the surrounding area of ??more than 50 miles, with Zhurong Peak being the highest.

Huiyan Peak is located in the north of Hengshan Mountain. It is said that geese from the north fly back south here and are called "Huiyan"

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The two words are derived from this.

There is a pool on the top of Huiyan Peak. At the end of autumn and the beginning of winter, many swans fly here and automatically drown themselves in the pool, so the pool is so famous. In the water, there are many dead geese.

It turns out that the world is full of wonders, but geese are ignorant animals, so why do they commit collective suicide?

It turns out that geese are virgins. Birds, regardless of whether they are female or male, are mated together. As long as one of them dies, the female will remain a widow for the rest of her life, and the male will remain a widow for the rest of her life.

But catching a swan is the most miserable thing in the world. , so when geese from the north come to the south, those who have lost their spouses often throw themselves into the pool and drown.

Halfway up the mountain from Huiyan Peak, there is a house with green tiles and red walls, painted pillars and carved beams. The name is "Fenglin Xiaozhu".

The owner of the Xiaozhu is called "Long Ying". He is in his early thirties and has fought all over the country with the Qiankun Sword and twelve steel darts without ever encountering an enemy.

He has eight sworn brothers and sisters, all of whom are strong in swordsmanship and martial arts. People in the world call them the "Eight Dragons of Hengshan"

These eight dragons meet every two years, during the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Three days before the festival, everyone from far and near returned to Hengshan for a gathering. On the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, there was a big banquet in Fenglin Xiaozhu, and the eight heroes sat together to talk about their farewells.

So, although they acted separately. , but they can always help each other and support each other in times of trouble. People in the world never dare to despise them or bully them.

Their combination includes Taoists, nuns, beauties, handsome men, and ordinary people, just for the sake of like-minded people.

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival is no exception. The eight dragons have arrived at Fenglin Xiaozhu.

The second child, "Wu Shunchao", is a fur trader in his thirties. /p>

The third child, "Barbecued Pork Bun", is a Shaolin monk in his mid-twenties.

The fourth child, "Shandong Pian", is twenty years old, a thief by trade. Two years old.

Lao Wu "Xiao Pingding" is a Taoist from Wudang sect, and he is in his early twenties.

Lao Liu "Xian Ya" is a handsome boy of 18 or 19 years old. /p>

The seventh child "brought gold", at the age of twenty-three, because of a broken love, he suddenly wanted to become a nun.

The boss has six people, and he still owes one. "Mai Jixiang'', the deadline has expired and she hasn't arrived yet.

Mai Jixiang is the unluckiest among the eight dragons. It turns out that her husband "Bao Ren" is also one of the eight dragons. Because he competed with a martial artist named Lai in Beijing for As teachers in Tiebeile Mansion, they fought against each other. Due to a moment of negligence, they died tragically in the hands of Lai.

After hearing this, Mai Jixiang was so distraught that she rushed to Beijing to avenge her husband. Unexpectedly, after the martial artist named Lai killed Bao Ren, he investigated afterwards and learned that Bao Ren was eight dragons. The characters in the story were so frightened that they even gave up their teacher's seat and fled back outside the customs.

Mai Jixiang and Bao Ren have been married for four or five years and have no children. Only two years ago, Bao Ren received a child from the hands of a close friend and raised him, named "Bao Ruda". ".

The age difference between Bao Ruda and Mai Jixiang is only five or six years. Mai Jixiang loves him for his intelligence and regards him as a child, so mother and son depend on each other.

Mai Jixiang has always been cautious. How important is the meeting every two years? How could he forget it?

But on August 14, she still hadn’t arrived, and everyone couldn’t help but express their displeasure.

Among the eight dragons, Dai Jin and Mai Jixiang are inseparable and can be said to be close friends.

Xianya has always had a crush on Mai Jixiang, but in the end he was defeated by Bao Qi due to his youth and frivolity, but he still did not give up.

He asked Dai Jin concernedly and said, "Xian La, why haven't you seen A Xiang come yet?"

Dai Jin frowned and replied, "A Xiang is always punctual and trustworthy. , she would definitely arrive around the tenth day of August in previous years. Her family lives in Alipu, Xiangtan County, not far from here. There is no reason why she should come. Could it be that something went wrong along the way? "

The barbecued pork bun said. : "No, no, since Axiang became a widow, except for her last trip to Beijing that year, she rarely walks around the world. I think if she doesn't come this time, it must be..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly remembered something and stopped immediately. Everyone couldn't help asking: "What must it be for? Why didn't you say anything?"

The barbecued pork bun then said: "Recently, in Xiangtan County, two flower-picking cases occurred in a row, both of which "Rape first and then kill." When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but be surprised. "Wow, that's so cruel!"

The barbecued pork bun nodded and said: "The first one was the daughter of the rich man from the east of the city. She was killed on the bed in the middle of the night. Her private parts were bloody and messy. The second one was She was a girl from the south of the city. She was just sixteen years old. She was strangled to death in a boudoir, stripped naked and raped.

The most deplorable thing was that of a fifteen-year-old girl. Huan was also in the room at the same time, raping him first and then killing him, so there must be two of them. "Xian Ya interjected and sighed: "Wow, one is enough troublesome, or two."

Wu Shunchao said: "Xianya, please don't interrupt and let Barbecued Pork Bao finish."

Barbecued Pork Bao continued: "The strangest thing is that there is a painting on the wall of the two victims' homes. Bee, there are still six words: "Handsome! I'm going to run away!"

Everyone couldn't help but be horrified when they heard this. Wu Shunchao said: "I'm running away. This clearly means that he will slide around after eating."

Xianya followed up and said: "Yes! As for the 'handsome' one, Well done, he will continue to pick flowers and ravage them."

Everyone here is a free-spirited person who hates evil and can't help but get furious!

Barbecued Pork Bun said: "I think Ah Xiang must have seen a flower-picking murder in the local area. With her personality, why would she stand by and watch? So it must be for this reason that she missed the appointment today!"

Everyone suddenly realized. Shan Zhupian said: "Grandma, this bee must be related to the name of the flower picker."

Xianya also said: "Wow. Maybe his nickname is Wu'er Kailiu!" "

Xiao Pingding was very angry and said angrily: "After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will definitely go to Xiangtan to find out the whereabouts of the flower pickers. Will you go?"

Everyone answered in unison. : "It's a joke, of course! Let's talk about it, and the whole night has passed before we know it.