A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 1 1. Facts have proved that lack of money and love are the most difficult things in this world. ...

Dogs only eat pig manure to satisfy their hunger.

Be careful when you pass by the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.

For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may eat the soil voluntarily.

5. Humor about poverty.

6. The beggar shook the bowl at me, and I felt that I was showing off my wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.

8. We are all the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

9. The poor don't knit, but the rich beat their stomachs.

10. One bear breaks his waist, but there is no firewood at home.

1 1. Whoever boldly inserts the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I always tied a rope behind a plastic bag to fly kites. blue sky

13. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

14. I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

15. I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to vomit, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I lack is my first drop.

17. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

18. It's funny to say that the poor are going to eat dirt.

19. I can't solve any problems that need money to solve.

20. Qi Jia said, Oh, I owe Ma 18,000.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 2 2 1. Those who sleep on the floor and burn the kiln eat broken bowls.

I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

23. The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

24. There are five people in our family. Put a band-aid on them when they sleep.

25. Autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees and drag leaves to eat.

26. I was so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

27. I am so hungry that I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wings, French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder.

28. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

29. God doesn't work, and neither does the poor.

30. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive at all.

3 1. I slapped my wallet hard, that's all, just trying to make it swell.

32. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I'm going to eat dirt!

33. Can you let me win the prize? There really isn't much money left after spending it. I am too poor to eat.

34. Silk stockings allow women's legs to breathe freely and men's lungs to breathe.

35. I only dare to shit half, but I dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

36. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

37. Without money, the poor only have underpants.

38. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

39. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.

40. They all said: Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentence 3 4 1. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I didn't eat today.

42. The carpenter doesn't have a stool to sit on at home, so he sells oil lady water to comb her hair.

43. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

44. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

45. The happiest thing is that I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes. When you look up at your watch in class, there is still one minute left after school. When I woke up while sleeping, I found that the alarm clock would not ring for another hour.

46. The sickle is on the wall and there is no food in the house.

47. I have an echo when I talk into my wallet now!

48. The current situation is: unhappy, not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded, not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and being seriously short of money. . .

49. In order to prevent me from double 1 1, I have spent all my money in advance.

50. I usually hide the meat between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

5 1. I also want to get rich. So I don't have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want.

52. Anything other than money will never be paid off.

The poor man is wearing clothes, but he is worried about charcoal and hopes it is cold.

54. Compared with the failure of losing self, all failures are insignificant.

55. Impulsive price, Double Eleven has a prepaid package of nearly 10, and it will soon be eaten.

56. How to transfer the money in my mind to the bank card online is quite urgent.

57. Just kidding, how can I let you go? It's too late for me to kill you.

58. On rainy days, take a warm food and eat it in one bite.

59. When I grow up, I realize that there is not only a word difference between having money and not having money, but also the treatment they receive is very different.

60. Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.

Friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humor 4 6 1. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it? Like me ... I'm poor and single!

62. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

63. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

64. wine is empty. The color is empty. Wife goes with people; The money is empty. The gasoline is empty. The mobile phone has no money to charge.

65. We agreed to grow old together, so dye a cream!

66. The mineral water across the street is my distant dream.

67. When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.

68. People like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves. It's so sad.

69. There is no light in the room to watch the moon and no clothes to watch the heat.

70. I caught a rose and thought there would be sincere love. I didn't expect to spend it every day.

7 1. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone and what is a brand-name clothing, luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

72. This is the New Year in China. Let's fart and be a cannon.

73. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

74. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should eat nutritious soil. This is my last stubbornness.

75. Some people, it doesn't matter to me to die; Some people, I can't let go of them.

76. Only young people are still crying for love, and we adults are only crying for poverty.

77. Look at the weather forecast. It will rain. Touch the washing powder on your face and wait outside.

78. I haven't got up for dinner yet, which is really uncomfortable. Actually, I'm so hungry.

79. Men have neither money nor women. Dogs on the side of the road won't look you in the eye.

80. When the abacus rang, I burst into tears. Afraid of cold and wind, poor and afraid of debt.

Eat instant noodles, make friends, and write articles to eat instant noodles.

Eat instant noodles and send friends circle essays (1) 1,? The first time I got up in the middle of the night to eat instant noodles, because I couldn't sleep, I thought of some unhappy things, and the more I thought about it, the worse I felt, the more I couldn't sleep.

2、? I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

3、? Let's eat instant noodles together, but if you bite me, you will never miss one.

4、? We agreed to save enough money to eat buffet. Forget it. Continue to eat instant noodles and rice porridge tomorrow.

5、? The power went out last night. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

6、? People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like to eat hot and sour.

7、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight. Take a bath, freeze to death on the left and burn to death on the right. Eat instant noodles, one barrel is too little, two barrels are too much.

8、? Takeaway can't be eaten. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

9、? I always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

10、? I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.

1 1、? The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

12、? When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

13、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

14、? I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

15、? When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

16、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

17、? There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

18、? I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

19、? I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

20、? I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

I'm really sorry for eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (2) 1. I worked very hard, and as a result, my child was reduced to eating instant noodles.

2、? I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

3、? I was just hungry, and my leg was burned by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.

4、? I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

5、? Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

6、? Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

7、? I have to eat instant noodles tomorrow, like tomatoes. I want to buy three bags. Tomatoes are really boring. I'm very hungry.

8、? Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles or play with your mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

9、? At that time, I was wondering if it was not appropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time simply flew happily, so the water had already boiled.

10、? When I eat instant noodles with mushrooms, I always add some Banlangen to clear away heat and detoxify.

1 1、? Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

12、? I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat them, so I think they are delicious. I took a careful bite.

13、? At this time, I was standing in front of the kettle, wondering if I wanted to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

14、? I eat very little now, and my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

15、? How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

16、? It's time to summon up courage and stand up again. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

17、? I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I went to eat instant noodles and spilled soup all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

18、? This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

19、? Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot, and it tastes the same after eating …

20、? Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

Eating instant noodles and sending essays to friends circle (3) 1, eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is childish, but I'm still smoking.

2、? Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

3、? Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

4、? Seeing the old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said polite words, and they would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

5、? I was scolded for my work, the canteen was terrible, and I was forced to eat instant noodles every day. Sorry, my negative energy is coming again.

6、? Eating instant noodles alone in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

7、? Three steps to eating instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

8、? Why do I eat instant noodles at night? Now after eating instant noodles, I lie in bed smelling the leftover instant noodles and swallowing.

9、? Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

10、? After work, I worked hard with Bowen for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles, which was also very confusing.

1 1、? It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't dispel the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

12、? The world is big enough to accommodate 10 thousand kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

13、? I don't know what is the operation of some bubble cloth bags with medlar? Now that I have decided to eat instant noodles, I still care about whether it is healthy or not.

14、? While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, damn it, it's about to expire

15、? Truth of life: Since you choose instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

16、? Suddenly I have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

17、? I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, utilities, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and sighed. I am a white-collar worker again this month.

18、? At noon, my mother said, "Eating instant noodles is not nutritious, and ordering takeout is not nutritious. It is better to eat instant noodles to save money. " Just now, my mother said, "I will help you the most if I don't cook."

19、? When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice, loosen it three times and tighten the instant noodles. One bucket and two buckets are not enough to eat.

20、? Do you eat instant noodles downstairs? It smells good ~ I want instant noodles, instant noodles, instant noodles. It really smells best when others eat instant noodles.

Humorous friends who eat instant noodles have 40 commonly used articles.

A humorous circle of friends who eat instant noodles-1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

Even coffee has a partner, instant noodles have a partner, and I don't.

6. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

7. After work, I worked hard with Wenbao for more than three hours. After work, I dragged her to accompany me to the convenience store to eat instant noodles.

8. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

9. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut tastes like crying.

10. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

1 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

12. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

13. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

14. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

15. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

16. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

17. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

18. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.

19. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

20. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

Humorous friend circle copy with dry instant noodles Part II 2 1. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

23. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

24. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

26. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

27. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

28. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

29. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

32. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

33. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

34. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

35. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

36. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

37. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a play and sleeping.

38. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

39. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

40. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

There are pictures in the circle of friends who eat instant noodles at night

I understand his original difficulties, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?

2. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

I was hungry at night and ate several barrels of instant noodles. I want to do something at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

4. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

5. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

6. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

7. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

8. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.

9. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

10. It's my first business trip this year, and the plane is late. I'm hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

1 1. Never lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

12. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I have a headache and dizziness. I don't know if I'm hungry. I am listless every day. I really like my sister's instant noodles. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

13. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

14. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is very spicy. Will it cause diarrhea? Waiting on the line is urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

15. I just drank a cup of milk tea, ate a ball, a bag of potato chips, a box of instant noodles, a lollipop, three meals and several bottles of drinks. How can I get fat?

A circle of friends who eat instant noodles at night with pictures Sentence 2 16. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

17. Every time I think of sausage, I want to eat instant noodles. After eating instant noodles, I find that there is no sausage.

18. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

19. I woke up in the middle of the night and went downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

I am very grateful to the little girl with a yellow hat. She gave me her seat on the train and let me sit down to eat instant noodles. There are too few such people in the whole train.

2 1. Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

22. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

23. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

25. There are no girls on Tanabata, so buy a bucket of instant noodles and go home to soak. . .

26. I used to like instant noodles, but I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

27. I have almost forgotten what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

28. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

29. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I was told that the canteen was closed today, so I continued to eat instant noodles.

30. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~