How to write a humorous sentence describing playing basketball?

There is a big green tree near the basketball court. This big green tree is strange because it has eyes on its trunk! I like to watch people come and go curiously.

The basketball court is stuffy like a big stove, but it doesn't affect everyone's mood at all.

There is always fierce competition on the basketball court. It is no exaggeration to say that it is a place full of smog.

There is a basketball court in front of my house. When I was a child, I often saw my brothers and uncles playing basketball in that basketball court.

5, rumbling rumbling, just started to build a basketball court is the same sound, but at that time, it gave us more happiness and longing!

When the basketball court was built, everything was so new. My partner and I are running and jumping on the basketball court.

7. Looking forward to the basketball court, looking forward to the happy boy running on the court with his beloved basketball again, jumping with expectation, and sleeping in the rain.

8. The basketball court woke up in the wind. He was surprised to find that on it, teenagers were jumping in the rain with basketball.

9. The rain has stopped and there are stains on the basketball court. No, that's tears on the basketball court. It was moved by teenagers' love for basketball, and even the sun was reluctant to bask in it.

10, standing in front of the classroom window again, looking at the basketball court, looking at the jumping figure on the basketball court. I feel that the basketball court is laughing. It and its body leap in front of the basket holding a basketball one by one, and meet the starting point of new dreams every day.

1 1, basketball court, that is my leisure, you are my place to get rid of fatigue and relax, and you are my pride. I hope you will become more beautiful and be liked by students in experimental primary schools.