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Unbearable classics. Tell me about it.

1, the world, from the moment it was born, there were many rumors about its demise, but it still experienced hundreds of millions of spring and summer in the solar system.

2, you don't have to see me online as soon as you go online, you are anxious to be invisible, don't worry. I won't haunt you.

3. He said; You will find a better person. I said; I won't be so nice to someone again.

We will never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to lie.

I really hope that one day I can sit in a rocking chair with him and wait for death, and enjoy the happiness that spans life and death.

6. On this peaceful day of death,

7. Just like breathing, you can't quit just because you need it/

There are only two kinds of smokers, one is a heavy-hearted person, and the other is a person who likes to pretend to be forced.

9. If you walk alone, you will be in heat. If you walk with two people, you will be full of passion. If you walk with three people, you commit adultery.

10, you think you are the sun, taking you everywhere.

1 1, meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale; Meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.

12, do you love me? How much do you love me? Answer me with your conscience, okay?

13, we are young, we are straightforward "*

14, pretending to be shameless is eternal.

15. Laugh and laugh at yourself.

16, I don't want to play hide-and-seek, I want to be myself! !

17, how many men can you cherish in your life?

18, yesterday, omitted. Today, cherish. Tomorrow, fight for it. Yes, insist. Wrong, give up.

19, the road you chose is not only for yourself, but also for thousands of people in Qian Qian to accompany you.

The most unforgettable thing is that I have never remembered it and will never forget it.

2 1, the person who really loves me will never leave me. Even if there are a thousand reasons to give up, there is always a reason to stick to it. ...

22. When you are famous, everyone is your friend. When you are not famous, you know who your friends are.

23. Happiness is just an excuse to laugh and cry for the wound; Happiness just wants happiness to have a reason to live.

24. When you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

25. Since you have chosen this road yourself, you should walk it on your knees #

26. Twitter, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane are you flying? What fighter are you flying? .

27. If men and women don't give and take, there will be no one billion people in China.

28. I love you more than a thousand words.

29. I want to go to the movies with you and finish the trip for two.

I am not interested in ugly men. . . . .

3 1, although they are not as beautiful as fairy tales, I would like to believe in fairy tales. .

32, perfunctory youth, always want to complain too much, only complain that the reality is too realistic.

33. Men like beautiful faces, while women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie.

So, if love can become an eternal force, I hope I can give you a promise to accompany you forever, even if it is the end of the world.

It's not that I don't understand The world is changing rapidly.

36. Blacking you just doesn't want to see the screen names of you and her lover.

37. If life is right, why do pencils need erasers?

38. Women in love are obedient bitches.

39. Money can buy truth or illusion.