The most humorous classic funny modal particles

The most humorous classic funny modal particles

1, yes, cheating in this exam is very successful and can have a happy ending.

2, whether studying or traveling, both body and soul should be on the road.

It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

6, look at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

7. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

8. Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out. You can't see what you look like.

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

10, every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

1 1, life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

12, I have drunk so much Youlemei milk tea, and I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

13, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

14, there is no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

15, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

16, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

17, I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

18, it is obvious that everyone likes each other, why do you still dare not look at each other when you meet?

19, hungry and sleepy, please don't miss mosquitoes; If you get entangled, shoot one, and only one.

20. Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is what happens when you want a raise.

2 1, who has no shit and who has no paper since ancient times. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

22. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

23. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

24. I always feel that in ancient times, the mood of getting married and lifting the hijab was similar to scratching the lottery.

25. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

26. When will mosquitoes evolve to not suck blood, but only suck fat?

27. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

28. I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.

29, indifferent people, thank you for looking down on me, let me not bow, more exciting' live'.

30. At noon on the day of weeding, the mine buried the soil. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

3 1, the biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

32, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

33. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

34. I ate quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

35, life is really ironic, a person will actually become what he once hated.

People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

37. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

38. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

39, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

40. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

4 1, I am the gum in your hair, and you want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

42. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

43. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

44. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

45. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.