Class narcissism weekly diary

There is a narcissist in our class. This name was not given to him for no reason, but was summed up after more than a month of observation ... The following is a weekly diary of narcissism in my class for your reference. Welcome to read!

Chapter 1: Class Narcissism There is such a classmate in our class who has a round head, small eyes and a small nose. He is a complete fan of sword, even to the point of obsession, perhaps because his surname is Li. He has a soft spot for Li Xiaoyao, and his mouth is always "I am Li Xiaoyao", which is really unbearable for us. Look, he's narcissistic again:

"Ah, you know, I'm Li Xiaoyao, very brave. I thought I was omnipotent ... I didn't expect that I was reduced to a student ... "In fact, he has said this sentence hundreds of times, and we are tired of listening to it, and he is not tired. Finally, don't forget to add: if anyone is bullied in the future, let me know. I saw those who fainted and countless people were dumbfounded.

Once, in the self-study class, I saw him smirking with a draft book in his hand. I immediately arrested him, and when I saw it, hey, it turned out to be written by him, a new biography of the fairy sword. The description inside is probably how he (Li Xiaoyao) defeated Warcraft and finally became immortal. Hey, this guy, that's ... But he writes very well. "The imagination is quite rich." I said to him. Unexpectedly, this guy said loudly, "Yes, who am I, Li Xiaoyao?" . Learn something later. "Suddenly, the whole class looked at him together, and he realized that this was a self-study class. Fortunately, the teacher is not here, otherwise we will be miserable.

He also has a hobby, which is singing. One day after class, he fell in love with singing again and told everyone that he was going to hold a solo concert. So he cleared his throat and started singing. God, his singing is really ... it is estimated that people thousands of miles away will faint when they hear it. Our classroom suddenly boiled and rushed to the playground. No one wants to stay in the classroom for one more second, or he will be scared to death by his singing sooner or later.

Well, after listening to my introduction, do you also want to know this classmate? Then please come to Class 5, Grade 6, seven counties, nine provinces and eight cities. You are always welcome.

Chapter 2: Class Narcissist There is a narcissist in our class. The name was not given to him for no reason, but was summed up after more than a month of observation. ...

Once, after I went upstairs after dinner, I saw Xiao Ye waiting at the door to open the door. I rushed to open the door for him, but he not only didn't appreciate it, but also said, "How can you keep this handsome guy waiting for so long?" As soon as I retorted at will, I said, "As long as you are handsome, I'm afraid I'll lose the face of this handsome word when I use it." However, he said, "Handsome words have no face, but handsome words are written on my face." I can't cry or laugh. After I opened the door, he quickly said, "get out of the way, this handsome boy wants to pass, and the good dog gets out of the way." Get out of the way! " "I flew into a rage. Before I could speak, he said several words in a row, and I didn't even have a chance to talk back. I was speechless with anger and couldn't tell how bitter it was to eat Rhizoma Coptidis. I was depressed for a class and angry. It was not until the first class that I ran to his seat and was about to scold him. I saw a card on his desk. I was curious, so I picked it up and looked at it. It actually said: I am a handsome guy on the earth, everyone loves me, and flowers bloom and fall. I couldn't help laughing after reading it, but he said, "What are you laughing at? This handsome boy's handwriting is never allowed to be read by ordinary people. Besides, I'm telling the truth and I'm handsome. I am not a person, but a god! " "Oh, my god, I want to vomit! "Then spit, spit, spit, spit to death. When you die, I will be merciful to burn paper for you and set up a monument for you! " I said angrily, Ye Pang, the day I die is the anniversary of your death! You are a 99 cm dwarf. " "Yes, I am shorter than you. How nice a dwarf is. It rained late and there was little sunshine. I save clothes and food ... "

I'm dizzy, I can't be provoked, I can afford to hide, I'll go. Well, think about his benefits. Although he is narcissistic sometimes, he is an excellent student in our class and sometimes he is very helpful. This is the eccentric Xiao Ye classmate in our class.

Chapter 3: Class narcissism is the focus of most girls in our class. Do you know who it is? Wang Yinuo, who calls himself a "handsome boy", has frog-like flexible eyes and can find a "blocked road" anytime and anywhere and solve it. A small mouth can say a lot of things we don't know like a machine gun.

Wang Yinuo is the top student in our class. When a teacher answers a question, he is always the first to raise his hand, right?

The answers are flowing and the knowledge is very rich. I remember once a science teacher asked us how water vapor was formed, and we all scratched our heads and tried our best to think about it. But he immediately raised his hand and answered the teacher's question fluently. "When the temperature of water exceeds 100 degrees Celsius, water molecules absorb enough heat energy, and the distance between molecules begins to increase, so water begins to grow from. Water that changes from a liquid state to a gaseous state is water vapor. " Then the teacher asked, "Why is the radiator of the air conditioner black?" ? He said unhurriedly; "It is because black has good heat absorption and is easy to dissipate heat." Suddenly, the students looked at him with a pair of envious eyes. Wang Yinuo, you are amazing!

Wang Yinuo is a narrow-minded person, who always likes to be cool in front of girls. Once, when we girls were talking about him, he rushed over, holding his waist in one hand and his chin in the other, and said to us in a figure of eight: "I am a man, handsome and handsome. It is really hateful that Yushu Feng Ling was said by you." This is what several of us said in unison: "you are too stingy, put away that smug posture, we are praising you!" " "He burst out laughing. ...

This is Wang Yinuo that everyone in our class loves and praises.

Chapter Four: Class Narcissists In our third group, there is a group leader named Dong Jun, who is an out-and-out narcissist. He really has a jade emperor above him, a chairman below him, and a narcissist like Dong Jun in the middle.

In our class, he will visit the teacher and sometimes gossip, but his study is still so good. We asked him how he did it, and he only said one sentence, which is often on his lips: "Brother Xinjun, you will live forever!" " Hearing this, I thought it was cult propaganda if I didn't know it! "

Yes, we have to admit that believing in him can't lead to eternal life, but it can help us learn knowledge.

For example, when giving lectures or answering questions in class, he sometimes gets stuck and can't say it. When he hears the teacher say nothing, please sit down, he will proudly say, "Look at Brother Xinjun, you will live forever!" " No one who heard it at that time did not say that he was narcissistic. He said, "I'm not narcissistic, I'm confident." Look, a total narcissist. There are many things about his narcissism. Let me tell you one!

Once, a seventh-grade person said that he; "Fat and short." When he heard it, he said narcissistically instead of being angry, "Concentrated is the essence." How can he be so narcissistic!

This is our team leader, and this is the team leader of the concentrated essence of our narcissism and self-reward.

Chapter 5: Class narcissism. His grades are average, but he dresses in fashion. Face life happily every day. He has an oval face, big eyes shining under heavy eyebrows, a high nose and a big mouth. He is the narcissistic king of our class-Chen Haoran.

I remember that on the first day of school, the teacher asked us to come to the podium in turn to introduce ourselves. When it was Chen Haoran's turn, I saw him humming a ditty, swaggering onto the platform and standing firmly on the platform. He smiled, revealing China's most standard grin, and then gushed, "Hello everyone! I am Chen Haoran, the handsome Chen everyone loves, and I have a flat tire. " Then he raised his eyebrows and made eyes at the girls. In an instant, the girls collectively retched.

After class, Chen Haoran instantly became a "little lady with a broken mouth". I saw him tossing and turning on his face with his orchid fingers in one hand, a two-fingered comb in the other and a mirror in the other. I kept saying, "You see I'm so handsome, I can be called the most beautiful man in the world …" So I had to put a cotton ball in my ear to prevent my heart from being drowned by his words.

If you think Chen Haoran is just "narcissistic"? That's all wet. He has a very humorous personality.

I remember one time, Xiao Fang, a classmate in our class, was beaten and cried by others. She lay prone on the table sobbing. Chen Haoran came to her and said to him, "This beautiful girl, don't cry any more. Please allow this handsome gentleman to dance with you! " Strange to say, hearing this, Xiao Fang stopped crying and burst out laughing, and I was speechless. But Chen Haoran doesn't seem to have had enough fun. He jumped back, brushed his hair with his hand and said, "I am the most handsome guy in the world!" I am the most handsome! " Say that finish, he jumped up. Xiao Fang and I laughed till our stomachs ached. Chen Haoran's smile is more brilliant.

Alas, I really convinced Chen Haoran.

After a long time, you get used to it. I find it strange not to hear Chen Haoran's narcissism every day.

This is my friend-a narcissistic but kind and humorous Chen Haoran!