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Tell a bitter man about qq's personality.

1, that day, you said you hated me, and I smiled, and I laughed my heart out.

A bad man must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man in a woman's heart.

3, the relationship is out, although I don't have many friends, because not many people can be my friends.

4. Respecting others means respecting yourself, so learn to respect yourself.

5、? Don't mention the past to me. This is a stain on me. I only look at the present.

6. A man cries because he really loves a woman and because she really gave up.

7. Every day in life is condensed with little love, even if the corners of the mouth rise slightly. ...

8. The train quickly took me away from this place. Never stopped.

9. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.

10, I really don't want to despise you with my toes, but you made me do it! !

1 1, I have a different opinion. Tear up the memory

12, of course God will forgive me, because that's his profession.

13, full of mud, kicked my sun and brought back a star.

14, I really want to know what will flash through your mind when my name passes by your ear.

15, now you don't need me. I will try to leave you.

16, summer vacation is invincible! The exam is unfortunate and tragic!

17, whoever is sincere, who is hypocritical, who will throw caution to the wind for you, will eventually see clearly.

18, music, this thing, will be heard when you are happy, and will enter your heart when you are sad.

19. An excellent person like me has to look in the mirror if he wants to find someone he admires.

20. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

2 1, you won't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she will become beautiful because of your love.

22、_,,。 . Heaven is forgetful water, hell is Mapo soup, and the earth is boiled water. Flat and light.

23. Love is not about finding a perfect person; On the contrary, we should learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

24. I'm used to loving Q-net, and I want to see everyone's signature. I'm just not used to myself.

25. In a blink of an eye, it has nothing to do with romance.

26, that smile, that cry, I am happy.

27. A woman who knows little about men finally becomes a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about men finally becomes an old woman.

28, "women are fickle, that is to cooperate with the world. ︶ ̄

If you were ten years younger, I would call you "naive", but now I can only say that you are mentally retarded.

30. Men quit smoking just like women lose weight. There will always be tomorrow.

3 1, not that I want to feel it, but that at our age, there are too many right and wrong.

32. In fact, there is no stability and happiness, and it will never be bad.

33. Trust is like a piece of paper. It is wrinkled. Even if it is smooth, it cannot be restored.

Nothing is more important than my dream. I can sacrifice everything and give up everything for my dream.

35. Long-distance love is not only love, but also persistence.

36. A dream is still rolling in your heart, and you just turn a blind eye. ..

37. Love really doesn't know anything.

38. How many people can't sleep without their mothers snoring? Cherish her She is the only person in the world who has given everything for you but has nothing.

39. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

40. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

4 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

42. Colleagues asked deeply: How many days did you say 1 1 month1day to go abroad for a holiday?

43. The crane lost the world for you.

44. Dogs bite. As a person, I can't bite dogs.

45. Actually, I know you are a scum. I still pay attention to everything about you, just to see what will happen to you.

You are too good for me.

47. Gradually, we all changed and became strangers. So, gradually. Accustomed to a person, a person's life

48, the world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?

49. How glad I am that I am loved by you.

50. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

5 1, that's ridiculous. How much is friendship worth in your eyes?

Drinking is forbidden in heaven, so I came back to earth to have a drink with you.

53. There is always a feeling that 100 yuan can't be broken, and it will soon be gone. Do you feel this way?

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

55, upset because of boredom, sad because of upset, ╰つ

Breathe as simply as a child, but you can't find the oxygen that suits you.

57. Life is always full of madness.

58. I walked with a fucking hunchback, and I got a seven.

59. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

60. Superman and Altman are just Superman's underwear.

6 1, you have come a long way, but you don't know what else to believe.

62. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

63. I am sad because of love. Because of sadness, I am loved!

64. A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

If only you hadn't watched the stars with me.

66, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

67. Every youth will grow old, but I hope you will always be good in my memory.

68. Now we are less persistent and more helpless. Life has changed us.

69. Whoever treats you badly is your friend.

70. It's so warm to find that your body has enough fat when you cool down.

7 1, a train passes by, except except.

72. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

73. The more you care, the easier it is to lose. Don't humble yourself. /

74, love is like playing basketball, there are offensive and defensive, and sometimes there are fake actions!

75. I would rather be a frog than a frog prince.

76. Life is a big market, and people buy this and sell that.

77. Life is nothing more than smiling or being laughed at.

78. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

79. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

We are too real and love is too fake.

Talking about qq personality diaosi is particularly funny nonsense

1, only because your ruffian is helpless, has the current media gossip.

I don't want your hot and cold, because I will catch a cold.

3. No money, no house, no car, what do you have?

4. Have you improved your skills of mocking others? I think the road is crooked.

5. How can I know the value of our love if it doesn't collapse?

6. The way you take care of people is really special. You take all the prostitutes home and take care of them yourself.

7. I am not the person you want to marry. I'm really glad that woman has a good eye for pearls.

8. You gave up your future, gave up, and finally gave up on me.

9. What does it matter to me that she is better than me, and what does it matter to your mother that you are better than her?

10, I know you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

1 1, I don't know your secret, and neither do you, so it's even.

12, do you say that you are the first good man? Is it the kind that always helps women?

13, seeing a woman's heart beating faster. What a good man!

14. Cry if you want. You are uglier than crying now.

15, I know there is someone in your heart, yourself.

16, little TM is here to tell me about love, I'm afraid it will kill you.

17, the scene of love, you have to go when it's time to go.

18, you have regrets in the world of love. What does this have to do with me?

19, people with big faces can't use touch-screen phones because they hang up when they laugh.

20. Be careful to let the person who loves you finally say I don't care.

2 1. I think a man who abandons his wife for his mistress is a fool.

I think the person who should cry is in front of you, and the person who should laugh is in front of me.

23. Why should I care about you, just like others?

24, we are all selfish, we are all mean, who should say who?

25. If you step on my head, I will step on your grave.

26. I am not a gentle girl. I can't pretend to be the lady you want.

27. I despise you for giving your love to others.

28. You taught me how to be rude today, and you ruined my once single-mindedness.

29. I have nothing to say to you and forget you easily.

30. Bad guy, you are not qualified to pretend to be awesome, because that is awesome, not yours.

3 1. Who has seen everlasting love? I've only seen love that breaks up when we meet.

32, working men, who likes who takes it, see if he has the courage.

My friends think I'm dishonest, but I'm not good at pretending.

34. My elegance is based on your ferocity.

I said a lot, but now I can't say "gun" to you.

36. Sausage doesn't love me. Leave me. Be careful that I can't stand the temptation to blow you up.

One day I will stand on this ruin and watch the glitz and coquetry of my life.

38. Put away your mask. I feel sick at the sight.

39, people don't make me I don't commit crimes, if people make me dig his ancestral graves.

40, even death is not neat, you don't wait for others to spit on you.

4 1, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'll be strong enough to scare you in the future.

42. I am just a grassroots, born to sell (dreams).

43, this young lady loves you to reward your face, don't be shameless.

44. You say you are broad-minded, but I think you are broad-minded and brainless.

45. There is a dog in the distance. Its name is Pug.

46. The question you asked has such a high IQ that I really can't ride my sister.

47. Your advantage is beauty, but beauty is a bit inconspicuous.

48. I am like a meat walking in front, and you are like a dog chasing behind.

49. The so-called chess master is a very harmonious picture of a mistress in the main room.

50. I can't learn to be reserved, and I can't be a good lady, so I am destined to be a bitch.

On QQ Personality of Mature Men

1. Prosperity paves a runway for winners, while adversity builds a ladder for winners.

It is difficult to fall asleep every night, but I wake up very early every morning.

3. People who are strong on the surface are weaker than anyone else.

4. Strength makes classics, and the king is no accident.

I will never look back.

6, things are too dead, words are too full, and then your face!

7. If you are always so rational, you will never understand love.

8. Youth never dies, and setbacks make classics.

9. Happiness is what you feel, not what you compare with others.

10, you don't need much strength, even the light of a match is hope in the dark in the eyes of people who like you.

1 1, Lan Yan has the obligation of a boyfriend, but she has no rights as a boyfriend.

12, don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% are very happy after hearing it.

13. Don't put it down if you can't put it down. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day, you will find that you have forgotten it in your mind.

14, one day, love meets friendship; Then ask it: "What's your use?" Friendly answer: "Wipe away your tears".

15, time forces people to be strong, smile and pay all the harm.

16, why be so ostentatious? Flowers are naturally fragrant.

17, when I was a child, laughing was a kind of mood. When I grew up, laughing was an expression.

18. If you want to have something you have never had, you must do something you have never done.

19. Guarding is the longest confession.

20. The road ahead is beautiful because of uncertainty! The road is beautiful because it is eternal!

2 1, cause and effect are hard to solve after all, the sage Buddha asks himself.

22, debauchery is my nature, charm is mine.

Yes, I'm nobody. Why do you care about me?

I may not be perfect, but at least I am not hypocritical.

25. In this world, we should cherish three kinds of people: friends who need help, women who are willing to accompany you through poverty, and men who tolerate you in everything.

26. No matter how small the star is, it will shine.

27. Don't trust the person you love just because others play pranks.

Three things are important: I love you, love you, love you.

29, in addition to like understanding and companionship is more important.

Please don't joke with me, I will take it seriously.

3 1, accompany me through every spring, summer, autumn and winter, it is better to give me a pledge of eternal love.

32. Come with me. How can I let you lose?

33. The equation without love can be compared with the mathematical equation.

34, people's birthday meals are terrible, and they chew in their hearts.

Size 35 slippers, your face is worth having.

36. I will listen to you except breaking up.

Miracle is another name for hard work.

38. One party's initiative cannot maintain love.

39. If you can't stay with me for a long time, don't let me have it.

40. The angel is with you, and you are beautiful.

Qq couples only talk about couples.

Qq couples only talk about couples.

If you don't talk, I'll be silent and give up.

You didn't stay, I didn't look back, so we lived our lives.

It doesn't have to be forever, as long as you are there day and night.

As long as you don't leave today until tomorrow, don't let the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

There is a kind of love, as vigorous as liquor. Although heartburn, it hurts.

There is a kind of love as plain as water. Although warm, it is dull.

Man: If you dare to stay for me, I dare to love you forever.

Woman: If you dare to make me sad, I will dare to make you sad.

You know, the sun is warmer than your heart.

You know, no matter how safe the time is, there is no peace of mind with you.

I want to have your future. I want your present.

Forget the past. Just don't mention sadness.

Can you keep a low profile and run away in front of people without losing face, even if it's embarrassing?

Can you not be cowardly in front of people, even if you are in a mess, you should leave arrogantly?

You know, when it rains, I always miss you the most, between peace and sadness.

You know, I always miss you most in the snowy season, between silence and loneliness.

Taotao composer, the seas run dry and the rocks rot for a while. Sound like a newcomer, stone rotten.

Birds with wings live and fly, and the old man promises you. Lying on a horse and treading on flowers, the weather is impatient.

The beginning of the story is always like this, just when you are caught off guard.

The ending of the story is always like this. Two flowers bloom in different directions.

My heart is very small, it can only hold the only you.

My heart is very big, and it is full of you.

You don't have enough background, capital and all kinds of things.

Your IQ, EQ and various quotients are not high.

No matter how small the world is, I still have you in my heart

The world is big, and I can still find you.

I want to have your future. I want your present.

Forget the past. Just don't mention sadness.

I can't find it. I can't find your so-called bright future.

I want to see that I am looking for the so-called beauty of the future.

You are a thousand piles of snow, and I am a long street, afraid that the sunrise will collapse each other.

You are a letter and I am the last leg of the postman.

There are always people who have a long history of love and lose to a confused or ambiguous look.

There are always people who care about each other for twenty years but lose to a childish or coquettish face.

Don't say sorry to me, I'll forgive you for everything.

Don't say thank you to me I am willing to do anything for you.

When you snuggle in my arms, I really feel your heartbeat.

When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.

Occasionally a little willful, in order to wait for your comfort.

Sometimes a little emotional, in order to get your attention.

You said you wanted to be king, above ten thousand people.

I said you should try the soup she cooked for you.

There are always people who have a long history of love and lose to a confused or ambiguous look.

There are always people who care about each other for twenty years but lose to a childish or coquettish face.

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

Walking with your eyes closed, holding your hand, let me get lost.

The perfume is empty and the rose is dead. You are lazy and tired to explain.

Quiet thoughts dispersed the green leaves, and he was relieved, saying it was hard to let go.

I don't talk nonsense, how can I deserve your high-heeled black silk.

I am not vicious, how can I deserve your charm.

I throw stones, you throw cloth, I lose, I will accompany you all my life.

You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, you have to accompany me for a lifetime.

You say the sun is warm because you have never seen her eyes.

You said the sea was wide because you didn't lean on his shoulder.

You promised me three fireworks, and now there is only one life left.

You promised me three times, and now you only leave a memory.

I got into the play too deeply and ended up alone. I'm too stupid to change back.

It's my fault that I got into the play too deeply and changed my mind. Who knows how hurtful those vows will be?

If one day, you become someone else's groom in a suit and tie, I will keep my madness to myself.

If one day, I fall to the ground and become someone else's bride, you will always be my initial dream.

Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.

Dark clouds cover the moon, people can't see anywhere, and they can't tell how lonely they are.