On examination classics, individuality and short sentences.

1. How many children want to attend the funeral of the exam?

Second, when I grow up, I want to open a school for couples, and couples can avoid half of their homework and exams.

Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

Fourth, cheating in the exam, wrong, that's not cheating, that's reference.

Calculus will be in 1406 examination room tomorrow. Is this telling me I'm going to die? !

The mid-term exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength.

I want to turn the salted fish over in this exam, but it's so sticky. ....

Eight, now the teacher's common problems, partial protection of learning hegemony, penalty copying text, corporal punishment of students, indirect exams, sudden questions, massive homework, all kinds.

Nine, the wind is rustling and the water is cool. After the exam, I am finished.

Ten, it is illegal to give students points in the exam. According to the criminal law, it is the crime of fraud to use the ignorance of others to cause losses to others. .

Every time the teacher says, please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. I really want to put myself on the podium.

Twelve, my selfish hope, you only belong to me.

Thirteen, the exam is really that easy. Where can't I take it?

Fourteen, study and study, how can you still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

Fifteen, when the mid-term exam results are announced, good students will be favored. Do so-called bad students have to call their parents?

I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but suddenly I found it was too deep.

Seventeen, some people test strength, some people test vision, and I test imagination!

Eighteen, I hope the teacher will have a stomachache and squat in the toilet when handing out the examination paper! ! ! ! !

Nineteen, there is no exam that can't write at all. Well, thanks to Shu Gao for being another first time in my life that is neither too long nor too short. I read the whole paper from beginning to end, but I still can't write it.

Twenty, every time the exam, the teacher said that I took something unrelated to the exam to the podium and wanted to put myself on it.

When the exam collapsed, I saw a question and vaguely remembered what the teacher said, but clearly remembered that I didn't listen.

Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic!

Twenty-three, cheating in the exam, wrong, that is not cheating, that is called reference.

24. When the mid-term exam comes, you will always think of something wrong with it.

Twenty-five, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell! In order to make everyone understand the consequences of failing the exam, I decided to sacrifice myself.

Go to hell with everything in the midterm! ! !

I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but suddenly I found it was too deep! !

I believe I have a bright future, no matter what I do in the exam.

Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas Eve alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me pass the exam alone, let me pass the exam alone!

Thirty, the final exam is ok.

Thirty-one, I heard that you should kiss the examination paper as soon as it comes down.

Thirty-two, jxw, come on, you can't lose to her in the midterm tomorrow. Be sure to do well in the exam! Believe in yourself, you can do it!

Thirty-three, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself a smooth exam, and I wish you all the best!

The most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that you fell asleep in the examination room, but that you did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

35, whether you look at it or not, the score is there, no increase or decrease. Whether you drive or not, your attitude is there, neither slow nor slow. If you fail, or don't, your destiny is there, whether you are sad or not. Let me recite the exam questions, or let the exam questions live in my heart. Silence, calm, silence, happiness.

Why didn't the exam have an anniversary for so many years?

No matter how I did in the mid-term exam, I still believe that I have a bright future! !

Thirty-eight, the weather is unpredictable, and people have fortunes. Good luck with the exam.

Thirty-nine, QQ level is inversely proportional to academic performance.

Talk about inspirational quotes of classic exams.

No matter how bright the sun is, it can't eliminate the shadow, and no matter how perfect life is, it can't be flawless. Let's learn to walk with pain and pursue happiness.

Second, persistent and delicate as a deer in the forest; Persistence and firmness are like towering trees; Perseverance, faith is like a waterfall; As long as you have perseverance and persistence to pay, the seeds of success can break through the ground.

Third, I was born to be useful.

Fourth, the river of life is very broad, please pick up the paddle of hope and paddle to the dream you pursue; The river of life is far-reaching, please raise the sail of struggle and sail for the paradise of desire; May your career go further and further!

5. Leave your sadness in yesterday, put your efforts in today, and hope for tomorrow! Believe in yourself, your friends and the future, and your life will become more exciting!

Sixth, if you have a normal mind, you will have the best play; With confidence, you can overcome every obstacle.

7. Success leads to failure, and joy leads to pain. Because of you, there is beauty. Don't be sad because you are ugly. The people of China thank you for your existence.

Eight, people will always encounter setbacks, as long as you are not afraid of falling, you will certainly create your own world, remember that I am still by your side to encourage you!

Nine, calmly respond, pour out what you can, and there will be a rainbow after going through the storm.

Ten, deliberately looking for spring instead of spring, flowers are full of branches and few people smell, and water is exhausted in Qian Shan. Looking back, I suddenly smelled the song, and I was proud of my life several times. Happiness is the foundation. I sincerely wish my friends a happy New Year and a bright future!

1 1. Confidence comes from strength, and strength comes from diligence.

12. Success lies not in being born smart, but in how to give full play to your potential. When the mind tends to be calm, the spirit will last forever. Give yourself a good attitude, and you will see success and victory!

Thirteen, living in mediocrity is also alive; Stubborn and enterprising to live, still alive. But the living mediocre people will die, while the tenacious people will live forever.

Fourteen, persistence is victory!

15. When sailing at sea, don't deviate from the course. Don't be idle when walking on the flat ground. See the course and road clearly, don't teach the fog to cover your eyes, stand tall and look far, open your eyes wide, be broad-minded, and be determined to win, and write a new chapter for your life.

Sixteen, I want to have good memories, so today I am trying to move forward; I believe that flowers watered with sweat will be extremely sweet when they bear fruit. Never back down even if you are slow, pay the waiting time for success and learn to be brave!

Seventeen, friends let us use confident smiling faces to meet the setbacks in life, and use a hundred times of courage to overcome all misfortunes!

Eighteen, tired can stop to rest, but can't give up! You can talk to me if you are wronged, but you can't give up on yourself! Life goes on, strength is necessary, effort is necessary, and it is only a matter of time before you achieve something!

Glowing is not the patent of the sun, you can also shine.

20. Without contempt, patience and struggle, there is no destiny that can be conquered.

Twenty-one, everything is empty, don't force it, as long as you have worked hard, why care about gains and losses! Wish you success! Be the first, poor grass under the tree!

No matter what kind of background you are, as long as you cultivate your enthusiasm and confidence in pursuing success through hard work the day after tomorrow and constantly develop your potential, you will certainly be able to embark on your own road to success.

23. The ocean is the vastest in the world, the sky is the vastest than the ocean, and the human mind is the vastest than the sky.

Tell me about the exam. Tell me about the exam.

First, all the students who want to take the exam, let's work together, shall we?

Second, when the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

Third, some people die and don't want others to live, such as Newton, Leibniz and Lagrange.

It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.

5. Don't use my exam results to measure my future path.

6. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

Seven, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself a smooth exam, and I wish you all the best!

I believe I have a bright future in the exam.

Nine, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I went to the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .

After the exam, I felt it began to snow in my heart.

Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things that have nothing to do with the exam now, and I really want to put myself on the podium.

Twelve,? We all sleep in class, jump after class and die in exams!

Thirteen, I just want to talk about the exam. What are you?

Fourteen, I found that it was not you, but the exam, which never left us. Then why did you give me up?

Fifteen, pull the trigger with your fingers. You can count the number of times you have entered the classroom this semester with one hand. Who are you to say no?

Sixteen, when the mid-term exam results are announced, good students will be favored, and the so-called bad students will call their parents?

17. Someone who secretly loves me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm? 1, want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of the exam, and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.

Eighteen, every exam is a grandson's question, my son invigilates, I won't!

Nineteen, the exam is coming, how I hope that something will happen to the invigilator.

Twenty, scum is bitter, scum is tired, can't sleep before the exam, and can't pass the exam at all. After the exam, scum is bald. Scum should be given to Xueba. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all.

Twenty-one, shit, there's an exam again. Why does time pass so quickly?

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

23. [The so-called Singles Day is a warning signal the day before the mid-term exam]

Twenty-four, the exam is a trivial matter, and the exam has completed a major event.

It's sunny outside now. I sat in a chair and wrote down my feelings after failure.

Twenty-six, when I grow up, I want to build a couple's school. Couples enter school, homework is halved, and exams are free.

I have a headache when I see the exam, and I would rather go to Sichuan for disaster relief.

Twenty-eight, those teachers who don't focus on the whole book are all angels and girls who lost their wings in previous lives. You can marry a key teacher when you meet him.

Twenty-nine, reading is reading, why do you still take exams? Is there so little trust between people?

30. Examination refers to the behavior that the actor destroys others' body and mind in written form for the purpose of forcing others to study.

Thirty-one, I wanted to take advantage of the exam results, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

32. What about the final exam? Justin Bieber said it well: back, back, back ~ back, back *

Thirty-three, it is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.

34. It is illegal to deduct points from exams. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud. .

Not every teacher is an independent teacher, and not every student is Li Qi. This huge team is definitely more than hanging. I'm just one of many people. Therefore, failure is normal. At least, it's not that hard to open. So, this is a comfort to me. Ha, this snail-like comfort really works.

I want a stable score to resist the cruelty of the exam and have a home among the piles of schoolmasters.

37. Where did all the students who failed the exam go?

Thirty-eight, the bell is an order, the bell is ringing, you should go!

Thirty-nine, there is an examination scope that requires the whole book to be tested, and there is an examination focus that requires me to focus on everything I have said. My heart sank after hearing the first sentence, and my eyes filled with tears after hearing the second sentence.

Forty, our class teacher took the paper and said, hand out a stack of papers.

Forty-one, the exam is coming. Ask Kobe to control the ball, single subject 8 1 point, rocket control, 22 consecutive subjects, McGrady control, MD, 35 seconds 13 point.

Forty-two, how can I compare with my father? Mommy told me that she failed the math exam again.

Forty-three, once, you were the flower of the motherland and thrived. Now, you are the red apricots of the motherland, collectively climbing over the wall.

Forty-four, I wanted to turn over a salted fish while taking advantage of the exam results, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

Forty-five, don't cheat in the exam, don't be caught cheating, and don't confess if you are caught.

46. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming of the exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

Talking about exams

Talking about exams

1, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I had taken the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .

2, the exam is really Soeasy, where not to take the exam!

3. I don't know how many brain cells have died because of those damn rights, interests, profits and losses! I still find it interesting. I'm really ~ cheap ~! But at the thought of the exam, I am still very upset! ! !

4. Cheating in the exam, making concerted efforts, copying the foundation, blindly copying the foundation, and ensuring passing. If there is a snitch, the class will be violent.

5, the teacher asked, others cheated you once, what was the second time, and the deskmate blurted out to cheat.

6, the exam is coming, can be divided into two types of people, I went to the exam and I went to the exam; After the exam, I finished the exam. Shit, it's over.

7. We all sleep in class, jump after class and die in exams!

8, whether you look at it or not, the score is there, neither increasing nor decreasing. Whether you drive or not, your attitude is there, neither slow nor slow. If you fail, or don't, your destiny is there, whether you are sad or not. Let me recite the exam questions, or let the exam questions live in my heart. Silence, calm, silence, happiness.

9. It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.

10, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I wish you all the best!

1 1, the exam is like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got my test paper back.

12, pull with your fingers. You can count the number of times you have entered the classroom this semester with one hand. Who are you to say no?

13. When the scores are announced in the mid-term exam, good students will be favored. Should the so-called bad students call their parents?

I believe I have a bright future.

15, invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test scores.

16, some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

17, I hate people dragging their English with me, and I can't understand anything.

18, study If you study, how can you still take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

19, the weather is unpredictable, and people have fortunes. Good luck with the exam.

20. During the exam, a classmate came from the invigilator. Teacher, what are you copying? Classmate, I am copying the questions. Teacher, why did you copy the questions? Students, prepare for the make-up exam.

2 1, I found it was not you, it was the exam, and the exam never left us. Then why did you give me up?

22. I have a stomachache and want to throw up today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help vomiting. The teacher came over and said with concern, why, the question is disgusting?

23, the paper must be handed down, this is called stability.

24, the exam is not falling in love, please don't make eyes; The exam is not LOL, please don't work as a team.

25. I still remember when I was a child, I held spicy strips in one hand and a dime of water in the other, and I ate with relish.

26. Don't measure my future path by exam results.

27. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and they are previewing.

28. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

29. When I was in high school, I envied college students being admitted. I'm in college, and I can miss the failed high school.

30. Sometimes the invigilator says that I put things unrelated to the exam on the podium now, and I really want to put myself on it.

3 1, hope to get a master's degree, don't be afraid of the exam!

32. The furthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am previewing, but that I was still doing the first question during the exam and others had already done the second question.

33. Our class teacher took the paper and said, "Send a stack of papers."

34. After the exam, I feel that it is beginning to snow.

35. Since dating is not allowed, don't give a school uniform at all. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.

36. The teacher handed out the examination paper, and the girl at the back took an extra one, shouting, Teacher, I have it, I have it. The boy said, "It's mine, it's mine."

37. I just want to talk about the exam. What are you?

38. Self-study can become a talent, including a fool.

39. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky!