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On super-drag and super-handsome personality

On super-drag and super-handsome personality

1. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

Your face is like a bitter gourd pulled out of the greenhouse, old and ugly.

3. The person who plays B is very low-key, and the person who plays B will only show off.

Don't say my brother is different. Everyone around me has the same IQ.

Every touching fairy tale is followed by a purely fictional story.

Children who talk a lot are good children, because they take pains to bring happiness to everyone with words every day.

7. A woman pesters you because she loves you. When she leaves you alone, you can cry.

8. Look at them. They are black and white. A zebra will be born sooner or later.

9. Turn yourself in to Altman, you monster.

10. I finally found that the pain that penetrated into my bones could not be forgotten.

1 1. Who is my favorite smiling face now?

12. I hope my love is like this: either, don't start. Or, for a living.

13. Relationships that don't aim at marriage are all about cultivating husbands for others.

14. After this village, there is this store; Because there are branches here.

15. My grades are not good, and I never show them to my parents, for fear that they will be angry and worried, which will also save them from hitting me and being tired. I am too filial.

16. If the heart is sunny, sadness is meaningless.

17. Others are full after eating two bites, but I can still eat two when I am full.

18. The reason why people are high-level animals and animals are low-level animals is because animals can't become people, but people can become animals.

19. My perfection is endless like an ellipsis.

20. I finally know why your cow B can't be blown out. It turned out to be solar.

2 1. Too big a dream becomes a dream.

Anyone who sees through the world of mortals will either become a monk or commit suicide.

23. Don't let me keep giving you face, or the awl won't penetrate you.

24. No matter how you pretend to be B, you can't have children.

The feeling of going to school is deeper than going to hell.

I just want to be an unknown listener, but I can't even afford a radio.

27. Love, how many mistresses have you made in the world?

28. 50% of what you have said in your life is nonsense, 30% lies and 20% swearing. Tell me, what else do you have to say?

29. Lonely men and few women, then there are men and women, and soon there will be a group of children.

30. Buy a bottle of mineral water and have a drink! How is it fake? It's watered!

3 1. The habit I want to get rid of most is not thinking about you every day.

I don't want to teach you how to cherish me by leaving.

33. How many two people strolled into the street crying alone?

34. The person who will harm you tomorrow may be the person who is good to you today, except that parents dare not expect to be good to themselves all their lives.

Super drag, super handsome qq talk about mood.

Super drag, super handsome qq talk about mood.

1. My perfection is endless like an ellipsis.

Don't always ask me to give you face, and the awl won't stab you.

Going to school feels deeper than going to hell.

Your end has come, because you have appeared.

5. Love, how many mistresses have you made in the world?

6. Behind a naked married man, there are always women's tears.

7. unspeakable jealousy hurts. Envy is often deceptive.

8. A woman who dreams is cute, and a man who dreams is terrible.

9. Anyone who sees through the world of mortals will either become a monk or commit suicide.

10. I finally know why your cow B can't be blown out. It turned out to be solar.

1 1. Men have begun to change, and women must have not changed for a long time.

12. Women like men who can make them laugh. Men like women who can be laughed at by themselves.

13. judging whether a man's feelings are gradually cooling down depends on how long he hasn't kissed you.

14. Once the extramarital lover starts to pester, the man starts to get bored.

15. If a man really doesn't love a woman, he shouldn't be too kind to her. Otherwise, this debt will not be paid off in my life.

16. When a woman cheats, men will retaliate against her. When men cheat, women will retaliate against themselves.

17. Although we say that a woman in love should be confident, when a woman really loves a man, she will be afraid of losing and begin to lose confidence.

18. When a woman loves to the end, she likes to use the word infidelity to define this relationship. Actually, I'm making excuses for my failure.

19. Love is being together or trying to forget. Unfortunately, only those loves that can't be together but can't be forgotten will be called true love.

20. Don't say that my brother is different. Everyone around me has similar IQ.

2 1. The reason why people are high-level animals and animals are low-level animals is because animals can't become people, but people can become animals.

22. Too big a dream becomes a dream.

23. People who play B are very low-key, while those who pretend B are just showing off.

24. No matter how you pretend to be B, you can't have children.

25. Your face is like a bitter gourd pulled out of a greenhouse, old and ugly.

I just want to be an unknown listener, but I can't even afford a radio.

27. 50% of what you have said in your life is nonsense, 30% lies and 20% swearing. Tell me, what else do you have to say?

28. Getting married is the hardest decision in a woman's life!

29. Love is right, but the conditions are wrong; When the conditions are right, love is not appropriate. This is a woman's deepest hesitation about love and marriage that is getting bigger every day!

30. There are two things in this world that even a clever doctor can't do: one is to make people who love you stop loving you; One is to make someone who doesn't love you at all fall in love with you.

3 1. Beauty wants men to fall in love with brains, not breasts. It's a pity that men fall in love with beautiful women as soon as they see their breasts. There is no time to look at her brain structure.

32. A woman's love starts from her heart. Men's love begins with physical impulse.

33. Men's flirting can easily be mistaken for true feelings by women. Women's true feelings are easily mistaken for flirting by men.

Talk about mood phrases with super handsome and super drag.

Talk about mood phrases with super handsome and super drag.

1. Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.

2. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking.

Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so you won't be short of calcium.

I thought love was only between us, but I forgot it was also between your parents.

5. I've heard people say that being cheap is invincible! I didn't believe it at first, but after meeting you. I totally believe in this theory.

6. Vegetables can't be kept fresh forever, so why keep half the sky red in other people's lives forever?

7. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

8. When a man says inner beauty, he means inside the bra, not inside.

9. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

10. A question that must be considered every morning: What to wear today?

1 1. A woman's goal is to make her former men regret, make her present men sweat and make her future men rare.

You said you. Not daring, not small-faced! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?

13. I love you. What? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

14. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

15. If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

16. Seeing you is like seeing a small green vegetable on the market, a handful of fifty cents.

17. Being beautiful is your advantage, and being beautiful is your skill!

18. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou!

19. once, I can understand, twice, I can forgive, three times, I think, we have nothing to do.

20. I'm sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

2 1. The most painful thing is not to be abandoned by the person you love, but to watch him hold other people's hands and abandon you.

22. One day, someone asked me how I was born. I said to the man, have you seen the journey to the west?

23. The so-called "love" means wasting feelings after love.

24. A friend's wife can't bully, but she can sleep.

25. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

26. 10 years ago in September 1, I danced, beamed, carried a small schoolbag, and walked into school, and since then I have embarked on a road of no return.

27. Japanese cars are highly equipped! High comfort! It also saves fuel! The most important thing in a car accident is to save your life! Don't go to the hospital and cremate directly! What a bargain!

28. There are all lies between us. What are we talking about cheating?

29. The quiet heart is as cold as ice, but you and her ... paralyzed my nerves again.

30. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

3 1. No one will spoil you invariably. Nobody owes anyone in this society!

32. If the husband is working, he is a temporary worker at most. If the wife is a career, she will be laid off sooner or later. I have only one thing to say to my future husband: man, if you dare to work part-time, I will dare to re-employment!

33. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

34. First love, last tears

35. I believe in you and doubt myself.

You can lie to me, but you'd better figure out how to explain to me first.

37. Handsome men and beautiful women are always the protagonists of the story, Prince Frog and Snow White ... What a perfect love story! What does it have to do with me? I am just a walk-on;

38. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

39. I was Han Han, too! Nine subjects in the exam, and I failed eight subjects.

40. If the world is full of ugly women, I believe the chances of falling in love at first sight will be much lower.

4 1. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

42. I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even one 16 hours' sleep!

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1: Treat everyone sincerely, live in harmony with most people, associate with a few people and be close to one person.

2. Killing is inevitable. How far is the Jianghu?

Now that you have come to my world, you can't run away.

If you think that I am a woman that you can seduce in a few words, then you are not just my man.

5: Good looks are reserved for parents. As for you, do I know you?

6: like it? Love? No need. I have myself.

7: Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I can't die.

8: We are talking about business now, not dating.

9: I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.

10: I was born with a bad habit. I want to take it from someone else.

1 1: I know you will leave sooner or later, so I will put it down before you!

12: I hope that when looking for a boyfriend, I will feel guilty that I am not worthy of such a handsome boyfriend.

13: the people in the spiritual society are surging, and applause is given to the people in the community. I can apologize, but remember, you must listen on your knees!

14: My quality is not right for people and dogs.

15: Ordinary children are not qualified to be willful. Running in the rain is your only choice. Don't be afraid of failure when you are young. ! !

16: I would rather give up with a smile than have it with a cry.

17: My hero will come to me on a motorcycle.

18: You suddenly broke into my world and made a mess of my life, and then you left me to clean up the mess.

19: clean, no story, a cool word runs through life.

Sometimes a dog will treat himself like a lion if he gives more face.

2 1: When you get married, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king.

22: I would rather live a good life alone than make do with it.

23: I just want to be a beautiful girl who is particularly slow and has her own career. I can buy whatever I want and eat whatever I want.

Girls must learn to earn money, drive and dress up. Cars have oil, mobile phones have electricity, and wallets have money. This is a sense of security. It is nonsense to expect others.

25: Is it a fight, a cold war or a breakup? Give me a clear attitude before I can fight.

The strength of a man's waist determines the size of a woman.

27: resigned: emotional people are eager to have a sense of existence, deliberately saying irony to get your attention. Do you know that those awkward and disobedient dislikes are unspeakable likes?

28: Now I will still think of you inadvertently.

29: In the face of those people with cheap mouths, you either ignore them or fight back boldly. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to please you?

30: the feelings are unreasonable, and the last person who jumps the queue crazily wins.

3 1: It's really not a good thing to have, but I hope you have it.

You must come when I get married, or it will be embarrassing without a groom.

33: People who are immune to various drugs are hopeless, and people who are insane are extremely disappointed.

34: Do what you want to do. If you are wrong, you can count who you love.

35: Make the wine you don't want to drink first, and the people you don't want to see are greeted with smiles.

36: Be independent and depend on yourself!

Don't let the tiger lie down in the right way. Even if the dragon is trapped, it will go to heaven.

Don't complain behind my back and kill me.

39: You should destroy the person you love but don't love with a knife, then wipe his blood all over the wall and face, smoke a Marlboro cigarette and drink to the rest of your cool life.

40: How do you know I'm not as bad as you think if you haven't loved me?

4 1: If someone asks you who Zou Jing is, you can say that she is the goddess I chased for eight blocks. If he still asks you who Zou Jing is, you can give him a mouth and tell him that this is the woman I love most in my life.

42: When my heart is given to you, there is often no result, and the person who plays with you just gives her affection.

43: Those who regret until they lose it are idiots.

44: I'll run if something happens to you. I won't give you the password if you want it. If you want a photo, I won't give it to you. I am so cute. Will you come to my house?

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face!

46: Don't show your face every day just because you are having fun. How am I supposed to live my life? There is a limit to how you can interfere with your good temper.

47: I have a sore throat, but I still have to smoke half a pack of cigarettes. I can't drink it, but I still try to be brave and drink it all at once. He doesn't love you, you should never hurt yourself with a smile.

48: The kindness should be merciless.

49: It is difficult for a hero to cross the river.

50: 10 strike up a conversation, 100 good nights, 1000 small chats, 10000 nonsense, just to listen to you moaning in bed one day.

5 1: seventeen-year-old self is infinitely brave.

52: If you like something, don't ask others if it looks good.

53: Now, the monkey is wearing a robe and sitting on the lotus table. Quiet. The golden hoop inside is rusty. The purple and gold crown has been thrown in the corner, and his armor has lost the magic of Yin Hui. He smiled at Buddha because of freedom, but was clean because of imprisonment.

54: The water is seven points full, but the words are three points soft. Gu Liang, clean, do you deserve it?

I can send you to heaven, but I can send you to hell in minutes. I am your master.

Dear friends, please put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.

When you look up to me, do you think I will look up to you again?

58: Educate your baby in the future: if you can call your sister, don't call your aunt.

59: Tao Xin Tao Fei for a person, either get a lifelong confidant, or get a lifelong lesson.

60: The whole world stinks of love, and only I smell the fragrance of single dog.

6 1: Let's say single dog, regardless of his feelings.

62: My temper scared everyone away.

I am confused, but I pretend to be great.