I really want to ask, did you get on the wrong bus or did I get off at the wrong station?

Second, when I hold you, you are a cup; As soon as you let go, you're fucking glass slag.

Third, I would rather laugh at this tear than cry and say I regret it.

Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We always think that infatuation is very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, when we looked back, we found that it was always light.

5. Bowing your head and hanging your neck is a gesture of seeking peace. Women who know how to be quiet are always more likely to make men fall in love. Quiet men can always win the favor of more women. This is the power contained in so-called introversion.

When we don't like money anymore, when I don't love you anymore.

Rinrin's alarm clock rang, but I don't want to be apart from you in my dream. Back to reality, I found you more lovely and charming than in my dream. Let's have dinner tonight and listen to me about you in my dream, ok?

Eight, it seems that the front is an abyss, but it is induced by your beautiful smile. If you stop lying, I will jump without hesitation.

I know, I understand, I understand, but if you comfort others, you can't comfort yourself after all.

I want to love you all my life, but you don't give me a chance.

1 1. Some people can't wait to leave: some things are unacceptable, so they have to give up; Some past events, about happiness or pain, can only be buried in the heart; Some expectations can only be forgotten about the present and the future.

12. happiness guide: there are no patients at home, no relatives in prison, no enemies outside, no villains in the circle, no bad people around, seemingly no lovers, noble people who have been promoted, acquaintances at work, laughing philosophers, high-ranking people at parties, sages who enjoy tea, servants who do housework, photographers and people who chat.

Thirteen, officials talk nonsense, experts talk nonsense, businessmen tell lies, stars talk nonsense, the rich say crazy, and the poor say angry words.

Think of me when you are lonely. Come and see me when you think of me. When you see me, pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.

No matter how cruel you are, no matter how hurt you are, I will still choose to forgive.

Sixteen, how many people are trying to get married, and how many people can get out of the shadows immediately after breaking up. ?

I'm not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than words.

Eighteen, loneliness is actually beautiful, you and I can understand, because we are all vulgar, and when we come alone, we will eventually leave alone.

Nineteen, when lovelorn, there are only two possibilities, either you love her, or she doesn't love you, or vice versa. Then, when the person you love no longer loves you, or never loved you. You have no regrets, because all you have lost is someone who doesn't love you.

I really want to ask, did you get on the wrong bus or did I get off at the wrong station?

Twenty-one, some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

Don't get on the wrong bus in life, it's classic!

1, you may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another. Remember your own value. This is why people change jobs.

2. The most uncomfortable missing is not that the other person doesn't know your missing, but that he knows but doesn't care. Some people, no matter how good you are to him, will not pay attention, because in his life, you seem so insignificant.

If the worst result is being rejected, it's worth a try.

4. Usually, behind every powerful woman, there is a man who makes her grow up; An emotional experience that made her realize; A metamorphosis process that drives oneself to a desperate situation and finally reborn. A woman with a strong heart is usually not strong or aggressive. On the contrary, she may be gentle, smiling, resilient, unhurried and calm.

A little girl was lying on the windowsill, watching the people outside the window bury her beloved puppy, and couldn't help but burst into tears. When her grandfather saw this scene, he quickly took her to another window and let her enjoy his rose garden. Sure enough, the little girl's mood suddenly became clear. The old man hugged the girl and said, "Son, you opened the wrong window." Open an optimistic window for yourself and make the happiness in life clearer.

6, one thing, even if it is beautiful, once there is no result, don't entangle, you will be very tired and tired for a long time; A person, even if he remembers it again, can't catch it, but he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will get hurt and your heart will break. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet beauty of autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.

7. When you wake up every day, you have two choices: wake up, go back to sleep, and continue the unfinished dream; Wake up, stand up and realize your dream.

8. Some people quarrel with you every day, but they never blame you. Some people, without even quarreling, disappear into the sea of people. It turns out that indifference is more terrible than quarreling.

9. Do you know so many people in this world? So many people are related to you, no matter how you change, it is impossible for everyone to like you, so you might as well be what you want to be. Is it your heart, or am I choosing the wrong person?

1, if you love someone, you will be humble to the dust.

The innocence of youth is a luxury dream.

3. Silence is silent because you can't find someone you really want to talk to.

Miss has evolved into a sunny summer, and the warmth in the air will not be far away.

In fact, we knew the ending from the beginning, but we persisted.

6, since the feelings are not so deep. Say it. Leave tears at most.

7. I'm still alone, with only sadness and no companions.

8. I was alone in my room, listening to music, and suddenly I panicked.

9. You said you would wait for me, wait and wait. You left. ...

10, before it's too late to forget to like someone, maybe it won't belong to you after a turn.

1 1, self-esteem is very exposed, and you will be moved if you are not careful.

12, there is no direction, no progress, only the reality that you lie to yourself, and you still have to separate after all.

13, I think my gain and loss, possessiveness is still so heavy, sometimes I can't hold myself up.

14. In this life, you will live in my heart forever. Whenever you are tired and bored, I welcome you back.

15, there are many sweet words, but after all, they can't escape the destruction of time.

16, I know it is impossible, but I have been trying.

17, like a person, don't need any reason; I don't like a person, but I can find many excuses.

18, love is beautiful, but how many people can really get it.

19, thank you for your gentleness, when I needed you most.

20. Love belongs only to lonely people.

2 1, I hate waiting, but I chose to wait for you. Do you think I'm a freak?

22. My heart is very small, and I will miss a little thing for a long time.

23. You are the most beautiful scenery in my life, which breaks my heart but fascinates me so much.

24. I'm still wondering whether you appear intentionally or unintentionally every time.

25. Have a wedding with white crayons and spend every four seasons together.

26. I have always thought so. Live every day and live as happily as possible.

27. Is it your heart, or did I choose the wrong person?

28. Since I met you, you are the only one for me.

29. I met the right person at the wrong time and place. Although it was extremely romantic at first, the tragedy was doomed.

30. At the moment you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place.

3 1, always unconsciously ignore the happiness that has existed after all, although it is small.

Maybe I can get close to you by giving up, and you won't think of me until I see you again.

33. It's not that I don't love you, but I'm not sure if I can give you happiness.

Classic quotation: eat quickly, it may be wrong.

My relatives are playing mahjong, so I can't wash it after dinner. Big brother opened it and found a lump of chewing gum stuck to mahjong! My five-year-old nephew died and refused to admit that he did it. Eldest brother said, what if you lie? Little nephew: lying makes me pull my dad first and then my mom! Then he was beaten and began to cry. .

"Why most people used to be invisible on QQ, but now they won't? ! I used to be invisible, because I was afraid that others would look for me, but now I can't go online. "

A customer was sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant with a napkin around his neck. Seeing that he was disgusted, the manager called a waiter and said, "You should let this gentleman know that we don't allow that in our restaurant, but try to be tactful." The waiter came to the man's desk and asked politely, "Sir, do you shave or get a haircut?"

I got a call from my dad early in the morning: "Hey, son, I heard that you were dumped by your girlfriend again, and your mother asked me to call ..." I was so moved ~ I thought my parents still cared about me ... so I quickly interrupted: "Dad, you two don't have to worry about me, I'm fine." My dad quickly replied, "No, no, no, you think too much. Your mother asked me to call you and tell you not to take it home if it doesn't come true next time! Your mother said that the red envelope she gave that girl last time was blind again!

I took my daughter-in-law to eat shabu-shabu-"clear soup 38 yuan/pot, spicy 88 yuan/pot", so I asked for a clear soup pot. But after eating for a while, we both felt that our lips were numb! Say to the daughter-in-law: "Eat quickly, maybe you ate it wrong. Today is an advantage." Later, she felt numb for a long time before she recovered. The daughter-in-law was too numb to stand it, so she asked the waiter if it was wrong, and she was too numb to eat. The waiter checked it and said, "I'm really sorry, let me change the pot for you!" " This pot leaks electricity! "

Big cousin and sister-in-law quarreled. . Today, my sister-in-law accidentally found a woman's little wife at home, not hers. At this time, my eldest sister-in-law swore at my eldest cousin: "Say, where did this underwear come from!" " The eldest cousin shook her head and said she didn't know: "It's windy and rainy outside today, maybe it flew in by itself ..." Sister-in-law naturally didn't believe the story of the eldest cousin. Just as she was about to escape, a gust of wind blew outside, and a little wife really floated into the room, and the big cousin suddenly became confident. ...

Life is "happy" to be born, laugh, wean, run, go to school, play, be sensible, fall in love in junior high school, fail, have hope, want to learn in senior high school, fail again, and gradually despair, but when I go to college, everything is fine, nobody cares, smoking, drinking and fighting. We quarreled again, broke up, graduated in an instant, immediately dumbfounded, at least worked, earned money, spent it, and saw through the world of mortals. 10 years later, we are over 30 years old and it's time to get married. Just do this, and the children will have it, settle down, unite and feel happy. Children grow up, we are old, and children get married, no matter how old they are, they are angry.

When I was a child, my family was poor and I had no money to buy a bike. I had to take a taxi to school every day. When I was in junior high school, because my grades were too outstanding, the school made me study for two more years. When I was admitted to high school, the headmaster thought I had a bright future and overcharged me 30 thousand yuan. Senior two, the class teacher thought I had the ability to survive independently, so he let me drop out of school.

Primary school exams often fail, and the damn teacher asks parents to sign them. One day, I was out of my mind and folded the failed paper into a small square. Then I went to my father and said, "Dad, how do you write your name?" Dad took a look and said, "Son of a bitch, how dare you insult your father's IQ!" " "Then, ahhh, a terrible beating.

In the midsummer evening, the father, who was enjoying the cool outside, said to his son, "You must never give me a fan, or I will have a stomachache." My son's heart itches at the thought of being beaten by him two days ago. So, without hesitation, he tried to slap his father. . . Dad was clutching his stomach and kept shouting "Alas!" My son thinks it is cool! I can't stop fanning. ...

It turns out that there was a rhubarb dog at home, which was tied in the yard all the year round and ran away one day. I chased it … finally saw the trail and drove all the way back. When I got to the door, I refused to come in. Finally I got angry and almost bit me. I was about to find a stick, but I saw my own dog lying behind the wall. It turns out that someone else's dog has been driven away for a long time and looks exactly the same!