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Borrowing money to buy a house and a circle of friends with Sun's real estate license

Friends circle (Chapter 1) 1. The most terrible thing is not the monthly payment, but that you can't get a loan at all.

2. I finally got the key to the new house, and the rest is how to decorate my small home, constantly reminding myself to be careful and meticulous in decoration. This is my new home in this city.

3. A warm family, three meals of food and clothing, and four seasons of peace.

This house is worth it, and the children can just enter the best primary school in the city!

Now some young people choose their spouses, the garage is the foundation, and the house is the most important.

6. I feel that the pressure of buying a house is so great that my money has been hollowed out and my heart has been hollowed out.

7. If you put your money in the bank and don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank to buy a house.

8. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.

9. whether you buy a house or not, you must live in the house for a lifetime.

10. Buy a house and be a house slave for life.

1 1. Running is not only an ability, but also an attitude, which determines your attitude towards life.

12. After paying the house deposit, I feel so stressed in an instant that I have no pleasure in buying a house!

13. I have worked in this city for three years and moved three times. The rising rent makes me farther and farther away from the city center. Think about it and feel that this society is terrible. In a few years, people who can stay in the city center are either rich or expensive.

14. son preference, a problem that China has been unable to solve for thousands of years, has now been solved by real estate. ...

15. Congratulations on becoming a house slave and owning 1 suite, not to show off, but to commemorate and continue to work hard for the rest of your life.

Friends circle (Chapter 2) 16. Husband (wife), our floor is a little low. The house we signed has a good floor and a good apartment type.

17. It feels so stressful to buy a house! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

18. Don't think about going out to play, think about making money to buy a house, a car, a house decoration mortgage.

19. There are thousands of lights, and one will belong to me in the future.

20. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

2 1. I hope my choice is correct and there will be no problem when the house is delivered.

22. We can bargain again. There are not many discounts!

23. In the best state, buy a house, start your own business, walk around if you know how to be a man, and meet once in the New Year if you are unkind. A roof can't hold too many ideas.

24. All shall be well that ends well, and the poor become house slaves;

25. The sun is shining and the east wind sends love. If you move to a new house, you will be surprised by your neighbors!

26. My aunt sat on the toilet for five days and nights.

27. I hope everything I want and everything I hope can be expected. Finally, one of the lamps belongs to me. Congratulations, I like to talk about house slaves.

28. Starting from today, I'm going to miss the opportunity to see a single room with that handsome intermediary brother downstairs once a year. I really want to knock him out and drag him home.

The repayment date in September is coming. Forget it. It is raining outside. I'm going to wash my hair, or the rain will stop!

30. God, I'm exhausted! In the end, my legs will be broken, and my parents will not nag me not to buy a house.

Get a driver's license and expose high-profile humorous sentences in the circle of friends.

I got my driver's license and made a high-profile humor in my circle of friends. 1. Sorry, please forgive me. The novice steaming female driver is going out.

Coach teaches during the day and dreams at night.

I advise you not to go out on the way!

4. Do you need to borrow points?

I'm afraid it will be dark again when I finish learning driving and get my driver's license.

6. driving test book, goodbye.

7. Say something happy, such as-I got my driver's license! One, two, three areas, go through them all!

8. Get on the bus at a price.

9. Can I use my own photos for the driving test in Tianjin? If so, are there any requirements?

10. Goddess Day, get a driver's license, complete an annual plan, and be happy.

1 1. Give force to Xiao Liu, and now ask crowdfunding to buy a car for Xiao Liu!

12. I used to love watching traffic policemen and thought they were so handsome. I'm afraid to watch it now, for fear that he will stop me.

13. Let's go. Let's go home!

14. License plate number xxx, please avoid in time.

15. I will send a circle of friends to inform everyone which way I will take in the future. Please rest assured.

16. The leftover female driver is on the road, and she will marry if she catches up!

17. Go to the old driver.

18. Heizi Road Pass.

19. Black boy is on the road, and passers-by are avoiding him.

20. The highlight of good luck is that the driver's license comparable to the three-year college entrance examination has finally arrived. Since then, there has been a certified female driver in the world. Section 3.3 1 Section 4. 17 was passed with full marks.

I got my driver's license and got a high-profile humorous remark in my circle of friends. 2 1. Get out of the way, I'm leaving!

22. Please be careful when your ex-boyfriend crosses the street.

23. Safety comes first in thousands of roads.

24. She said I was charming when I grabbed Ferrari with one hand.

25. Ah, I'm about to get my driver's license! Oh, my God, I'm so excited! Fourth area passed!

26. Since then, there has been another female driver!

I have a car. Can I take you home?

28. Show me your ID! Don't! Rong! Yi!

29. If you have a driver's license, you need a copilot.

30. On a full moon night, at the top of the autumn mountain, it's a showdown.

3 1. I worked hard for three months and finally waited for you.

32. The day after I got my driver's license. While my mother was still sleeping, she secretly drove to my grandfather's house.

33. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs. Life is basically like this. If there is no clutch, it is automatic.

34. No rhyme, sex autumn mountain.

At this time, whether you have a car or not, you should at least have a driver's license.

36. The happiest thing recently is to finally get a driver's license. It is not easy. I have studied for so long because of all kinds of things.

37. I am a ruthless steering wheel machine.

38. By the way, I'm in a good mood now, and I'm finally going to take my driving test. But I passed all subjects one to four. If you have any questions about learning to drive, you can ask me.

39. isn't it as difficult as you think to get a driver's license?

Be careful when going out. I'm going to drive on the road.

Eating friends must have a punch card in the circle of friends.

A friend who eats vegetables must punch in the circle of friends (the first one) 1. Eating food means: whenever you know a new plant, you should also know its medicinal value and edible value.

Even if the first person who eats crabs is a foodie, he is a foodie who is not afraid of death.

3. Eat supper in the middle of the night and call for losing weight every day.

4. Keep a copy of everything. I want to have dinner and grab something delicious. Good Night!

5. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

6. In a foodie world, there is no heat, no heat, only delicious.

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

8. This is always a happy thing. Full stomach brings peace of mind.

9. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

10. I threw a coin. If it is broken, I won't eat today.

1 1. sun baby, house, car, objects and food. You said I looked noisy, but I didn't. You think I should enjoy this? Bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can have more fucking face!

12. fasting, dry food, nothing to find, appetite is awakened!

13. People have two things that others can't take away: the food they eat in their stomachs and the dreams in their hearts. Be a dreamy foodie and you will be invincible!

14. Eating food is either eating or on the road.

15. I'd rather be a foodie who can only eat than an idiot who knows he doesn't love me but still loves him stupidly.

16. A foodie does not eat in one place all his life, but has food everywhere.

17. In a world where everyone eats food, there is no heat, only delicious food.

18. When I found my wife, I found a foodie. It's easy to be satisfied if you continue to eat when you are full.

19. Friends circle is basking in food every day ~ I am so busy at work that I can only bask in yesterday's overtime meal.

20. Why do many people claim to be foodies? Because you don't say that you are a foodie, people will think that you are born fat!

For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

22. An excellent person like me should eat meat all his life.

23. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

24. The so-called eating goods means eating in your mouth and being thin in your heart.

25. When you are alive, don't be ashamed of the word "eating food".

26. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know that there is a world of difference between "... but I am full" and "I am full, but ...".

27. If I don't get fat after midnight snack, I'd like to open a small stove every day.

28. Eat with skill and eat with tactics!

29. Eating is the highest state, so you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

I don't like eating anything, but I eat everything.

3 1. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

32. True love is when you say you are hungry in the middle of the night, come to pick you up and take you out for a midnight snack.

33. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

I only eat four meals a day ... breakfast, lunch, dinner, nothing.

35. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

36. Be a carefree eater and an ignorant eater.

37. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

38. Rotten women save the world and eat food to unify the rivers and lakes.

39. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating food is better than being a fool.

40. The first person to eat crabs is a foodie, and he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

Friends who eat vegetables must punch in the circle of friends (Article 3) 4 1. Eating food is kind, because he only wants to eat every day and has no time to count others.

42. It's good to be a foodie and forget everything after eating.

43. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better. 69. Stop being a foodie. I really can't do it!

44. When you are full, you have the strength to lose weight; You don't have to lose weight when you die!

45. I had a barbecue and drank beer, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

46. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. She must have just had enough when she said this.

47. If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong, and sleep!

48. Happiness is a foodie with a big belly and a fat figure.

49. A foodie is either eating or on the way.

50. People are iron, rice is steel, and eating goods is better than silly strong.

5 1. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

52. I really admire those who forget to eat when they can do things. From a man who forgets things when he eats.

53. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

54. Eat three meals a day for eight hours on average. This is eating goods.

55. If you think that eating is the whole of life, you are wrong, and … sleep!

56. With the company of the world of mortals, get fat for nothing.

57. Talking too much is all saliva.

58. Only food and love can live up to it. If you don't have a lover, comment on drying food. Who is not a trivial matter?

59. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

60. I can eat, but it doesn't mean I am a foodie. It just means I'm easy to raise.

Thank my parents for helping me buy a house. Excerpt from my friend's mood (20)

1. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

In order to have a home, there is great pressure to earn money and buy a house.

I hope my choice is correct and there will be no problem when the house is delivered.

I finally got the key to the new house, and the rest is how to decorate my small home, constantly reminding myself to be cautious and meticulous in decoration. This is my new home in this city.

I hope the developer can deliver the house on time and don't disturb my plan.

6. If you have spare funds, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

7. In order to repay the mortgage, the soil at home is almost eaten up. Go out and see if the soil is more solid after the rain, so it won't be so hard to eat, and of course it will be a little sticky.

8. Don't use your own efforts to buy things that others like.

9. I decided to buy a house and borrowed a down payment today. The pressure is so great.

10. It feels so stressful to buy a house! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

1 1. Garlic is valuable, while mung beans are more expensive. If you cry about the house price, you can throw away your savings.

12.9 The repayment date is up. Forget it. It's raining outside. I'm going to wash my hair, or the rain will stop!

13. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

14. If you can settle down, there is no need to live under the fence and no longer be displaced. The future is expected.

15. Real and reliable, the owner talks directly, there is no agency fee, saving money and effort.

16. Now some young people choose a spouse, the garage is the foundation, and the house is the most important.

17. Moving is really tiring. The word house has always been a big difficulty for modern people. Maybe I will fight for these two words all my life.

18. Slap yourself before going out and blush.

19. I finally have my own nest.

20. Buying a house is a major event in life. How many people have struggled all their lives to buy a house? Today, I finally achieved this goal.