Tik Tok network celebrity sentence 202 1 funny.

The following are the funny sentences of Tik Tok and Internet celebrities that I compiled on 202 1. Let's enjoy reading together.

1, because it is said that the early worm is eaten by birds, so I decided not to get up early in the future.

2. I laughed when someone said my photo was ugly. That's because you haven't seen my real person. It's ugly!

3, ten years of life and death, don't think about it, the pig hits the tree, you hit the pig!

4, weeding in the afternoon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Every time I see you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

6. Things that used to be simple have become so complicated now. Like long hair.

7. That girl touched me on the bus, and I even thought about where our children would study!

Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know that.

9. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire automatically bear interest like loans.

10 I found that more than 90% of people were in a bad mood, either not eating enough or not sleeping enough.

1 1, every time I see me typing, I never get a reply. Can you be more precise?

12, meat, what I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'm leaving.

13, skipping classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

14, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

15, a cheating man is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to pick it, but it's disgusting!

16, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery the other day, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

17. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

If you use a honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

19, eating in the canteen, I was very excited to find a piece of braised pork in rice, but there was a lot of hair on it. So it took two hours to pluck the hair, and when I ate it, I found it was a piece of ginger.

20. Try not to make any noise if you can.

2 1, I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

22. Girl, don't you look up and give your eyes to the dog easily?

23. Do you know what kind of fish you are? redundant

24, want to have a lot of love, if not, want to have a lot of money.

25. My boyfriend said I could spend Halloween without makeup, and I laughed. You can spend Children's Day without pants.

Just now, a very handsome boy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

27. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

28. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

29, thank you for your smile, lost my youth.

30. I'm really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

3 1, for girls, gaining a few pounds is not so terrible. The terrible thing is that * * has lost weight again.

32. What are the skills of sleeping? Don't wake up if you can.

33. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

34. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

36. People don't eat when they are angry. Eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

37. The pain of life is that after experiencing a super storm, not only did you not see the rainbow, but you also caught a cold.

38. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

39. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.

40. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.

4 1, please don't eat me, I'll sing you a nice song.

42. Sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card and find myself worrying too much.

43. Young people should never lose heart because of a math class. You are not alone in this issue.

44. Flowers and leaves do not touch the body.

45. Someone asked me which is better, the lion or the tiger? I think a perm should be worse than a tattoo.

46. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's me.

If I had known I was so tired, I wouldn't have come back to reality.

48. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

49. In ancient Kyubi no Youko, foxes had nine lives, and they died in foreign political and historical locations.

50. You don't look like a girl except when you have your period!