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Write about Fanka’s non-human life

But dreams have to be awakened after all. Occasionally, a carriage would pass by on the Christmas street. It was the young ladies and gentlemen of the aristocratic families who went to sell gifts, or go to parties at aristocratic schools. A carriage slowly drove towards the door of the store. The horse was not like the mayor's carriage. Fanka had seen the mayor's horse before. It was the year before last, when the Tsar passed by this city. In winter, most people still didn't have warm clothes to wear. However, under the coercion of the police, they had to go barefoot and carry the distributed bouquets and ribbons to the street to stand in the biting cold wind. to welcome their great Tsar.

The Tsar and the Empress wore velvet robes made of polar bears hunted from Siberia, and the Empress also wore a scarf made of Arctic fox fur around her neck. The scarves sold in Lao Kajia's store were far inferior to this, but he still stroked the collar of his shirt, which was full of oil and wrinkles, and forced the second button into the first buttonhole— -The first button was actually torn off during a quarrel with Xiao Lina's mother - and then he wiped his face with his hands that smelled of money. He didn't understand why the Tsar and the Empress came so early, which made him have to get up early to greet them without washing his face. But Lao Ka's family was still very excited, because it was the Tsar after all. He really hoped that the Tsar or the Queen would look at him, just as he hoped that people in the city would come to his store to buy things.

By the way, it’s time to talk about the mayor’s horse. It closely followed the Ford sedan that the Tsar was sitting in. Although Russia has factories, the cars it can build are not as good as those in the United States. Some people say that the Queen The jewelry he wore was bought with the money for building a car - it was a white horse, covered with meat - Fanka didn't know the word "plump", so he could only use this sentence to describe it - it was full of flesh. The hair is as white as snow, the snow in Xiang Fanka's hometown. The mane and tail hair must have been brushed by Ma Fu just in the morning. When the wind blows, a familiar fragrance floats from the horse. Oh, that's the boss's wife. The smell of the shampoo she used - she often said that the shampoo was the best and most expensive, at least in the city. I wonder what she would say when she smelled the smell of horses - in Mana Donets The broad belly of the grassland is covered from top to bottom with silk made in China - which he bought at a high price from a British captain who visited the Old Summer Palace - and this is all to make his horse look more beautiful. Noble, more status, but he doesn't need it, because how many people in this city have horses?

The boss who served Fanka happened to have a horse. It was not as fat as the mayor’s horse, not as fragrant as that horse, and not as noble as that horse. But the boss thought his horse was still good, so he Like his character. The skinny horse used its legs like Fanka's grandfather's crutch to pull the boss's car to the entrance of the store.

Fanka woke up. He woke up in time because the boss was back. He saw through the window that the horse's tail - the tail is the most conspicuous part of the horse, as the saying goes, "a thin horse has long hair" - was braided into a beautiful braid with a colorful rope. This is of course a description of the braids, but if the braids are the tail of a horse, and the tail of the boss’s horse, then something is very wrong. It's just like the hill-like body of little Linna's mother next door wearing tights, the kind worn by ballet dancers. You can imagine what it would look like. But the horse in front of the door is just like that, but judging from the boss's aesthetic sense - he often compares the boss's wife to the Mona Lisa - it is very beautiful. The tail was made by the boss himself in order to go to church on Christmas Eve and took up his usual time to make money. Because he believes that although his shop is a little small and his horse is a little inferior, he still has to do his best for the sake of face. For example, he can braid the horse's tail into a flowery braid so that he can show off in front of the ladies - - But if Fanka, who has not gone to school much, hears the boss's speech delivered by his horse's tail (in fact, in the eyes of those with little education, it is actually a speech full of typos but that can win an award). joke), Fanka would think that was even more disgusting than talking about pig butts.

The boss squirmed his body - he usually didn't squirm like this, but twisted - and walked into the store.

Finally Fanka knew why the boss was so abnormal. When the store door was pushed open, a strong smell of Volga hit his face. The boss staggered and almost fell on Fanka, but it seemed that the bedroom was more attractive to him. , a figure fell down with a plop and landed on the bed. At this time, the door opened again, and it was the landlady. The smell of tequila hit her face, and she almost hit Fanka, but in the end she fell on the bed. Just like that, after a burst of footsteps, silence returned to the store. Fanka calmed down again after being anxious for a while. He should have been busy mopping the floor at this moment, but now he was sitting still. Normally, he would be looking for death.

Now, Fanka thought to himself, it would be fine if he sat, and no one would know, and it didn’t matter whether the floor was wiped or not. He gradually relaxed and remembered the letter to his grandfather again. Just as Fanka was leaning on the table and thinking about his grandfather, a pair of eyes stared at Fanka. The owner of these eyes was not an adult, but he was thinking of a sinful thing with an adult heart.

The boy also came back. He wanted to get the old lady into the house, but he didn’t expect that they were faster than rabbits. He didn’t need the boy to help him, and he walked towards the bed like an apple falling to the ground. . Seeing that the boss and the landlady had gone to bed, the guy himself felt very tired. The party at Vladimir's house on Third Street yesterday was really noisy, and now he has a headache just thinking about it, so he decided to go to bed. Bar. Just as he put the horse down and entered the house through the back door to go to bed, he saw a person from the corridor, it was Fanka. Although they also came from a foreign land and were not adults yet, the waiter didn't have a good impression of Fanka. Because even though his heart was only sixteen or seventeen years old, he had already developed many evil intentions, which made him a hypocritical, deceitful and jealous person in advance. The clerk did not allow anyone in the store except the boss and his family to dare to disobey him, and Fanka became the unwelcome person under his tyranny. Yes, although Fanka, as an apprentice, is not liked by his boss, his intelligence and dexterity make the clerks unhappy. The boy has always regarded Fanka as a thorn in his side, fearing that Fanka would one day take his place. That's why the guy has a sinister plan in mind - he wants to get rid of his competitor.

Although the boss and the landlady drank too much, they were still fine after all. They woke up in the afternoon. When the boss came out of the room, stretched his arms, twitched his trousers and snorted again, and finally woke up, he found that the store was no different from usual, so he went to count the money, but the wife of the boss was not as polite as the boss. What a bad habit. As soon as I got up from bed, I rushed out of the store and went out. What about Fanka? He was cleaning the floor, and the footsteps coming back and forth did not disturb his mind. He was still thinking about his grandfather.

The guy finally started his plan. The boss looked very focused when counting the money. Even if the sky fell at this moment, he would not be able to move. The guy came in to help with the accounting. Then, the sound of banknotes passing by and the sound of the pen tip sliding came and went. The boss is indeed a veteran. His work, especially when it comes to money, is definitely about speed and quality. The boss leaned back on his chair and found that the waiter worked much more seriously today and even made tea for himself. This guy is doing well today, the boss thought, so he said to the waiter, come and have dinner with us today, and then he went out. As for the clerk, he was secretly happy that he finally got a chance to speak to his boss and his wife.

It is Christmas after all, and the boss seems to be more relaxed. As long as Fanka keeps working, his wife will ignore him and won't be as picky as before. This made Fanka much more relaxed. Although he had to do a lot of things, it was too relaxing for ordinary people. Finally staying up until night, Fanka didn't expect the boss to give him any delicious food, but he could dream about his grandpa when he went to bed. He remains hopeful about its letter. Fanka was drinking porridge and gnawing bread, while in the restaurant not far from the inner aisle, the boss, the landlady and the waiters were feasting on meat and fish. At this moment, the waiter spoke. When he saw Fanka being lazy and not working, he added a lot of vinegar and oil, and returned the pot together to the boss and the boss's wife.

The consequences can be imagined. The boss and the boss's wife had nowhere to eat. Their anger suddenly reached the sky. The boss's wife went to the meeting room to get a whip, while the boss even grabbed a fork from the table and rushed out. The waiter was naturally very happy and just rolled up his sleeves and followed him out, because he didn't want Zhifan to be stuck to death.

Under the dim light, Fanka howled because he was being whipped, but in his heart he wondered why the drunk boss and his wife knew that he was lazy, but he never expected that it was the waiter. Tell the secret. While being beaten, the boss dressed roughly and scolded Fanka: "I call you a lazy bitch and dare to steal bread when you don't work. It's really against you." Fanka couldn't deny that he was lazy, but where did the stealing come from? Bread, Fanka really felt that he was wronged. He held back the pain and said: "Old boss, I didn't steal the bread." When the boss heard this, he stopped the whip in his hand and asked, "Really?" "Really. Even if you were brave enough for me, I wouldn't." Don't you dare steal bread." After hearing this, the boss's breathing became heavier and heavier. Fanka thought the boss was tired, but the boss suddenly raised his arm and hit Fanka's leg. Fanka thought it was a blow at first. He punched him, but unexpectedly, Fanka felt heart-wrenching pain when the punch went down, and blood suddenly soaked through Fanka's pants. It turned out that the boss had pierced the fork into Fanka's flesh, "It's really contrary, and you dare to quibble..." The boss was a little tired, and he didn't care about Fanka's wound, and said to the boy: "Put him in In the stable." The man pretended to care about Fanka and said, "Boss, look at Fanka, it's so cold outside, you see..." "You will do whatever I ask you to do. !” The boss was still angry but also very tired, so he went back to the house.

The boss left, and the clerk looked back at Fanka, as if he had fainted. Looking at Fanka's bloody legs, the clerk showed a *smile. I thought: Goodbye Fanka, who told you to be so unlucky? After saying that, he dragged Fanka and left. Not to the back door of the stable, but to the front door, to the street.

This is what the guy planned. Fanka was injured and it was so cold outside. He wouldn't survive if he were left outside. If the boss asks about it, just tell him that he ran away and froze to death on the street. So Fanka was thrown by the guy next to a trash can a few blocks away. Looking at Fanka's weak figure, the guy smiled again. He didn't expect that his plan would succeed so quickly.

As for Fanka, he is only nine years old and is heading towards death step by step. In his trembling little mouth, two words came out - grandpa.

The sky gradually grew brighter, and Fanka slowly opened his tired eyes. But he didn't know it yet, but the boss and his wife were already fully armed waiting for him to wake up. As soon as Fanka opened his eyes, the boss yelled at Fanka angrily: "Boy! How dare you be lazy and not work! Do you want to rebel? I will beat you to death today!"

Boss An "earthquake" started here, and the "volcano" on the landlady's side also erupted. The evil couple stepped forward and beat Fanka, who was defenseless, until he was covered with bruises and his skin was torn.

After being beaten, Fanka felt very sad and angry. He thought: "I can't stay here any longer. Grandpa may not receive my letter for a while. I can only rely on my own strength." I'm going back to the village...Okay! I'll leave tomorrow night!"

The next night, after Fanka finished his work, he quietly took the shop after seeing that the boss, the landlady, and the waiter were asleep. He packed a pair of shoes and fled Moscow quickly.

He walked for three full days and was not far from the village, but he was cold and hungry. He finally collapsed about one kilometer away from the village.

It is a coincidence that the loach just came out to look for food at this time. It saw the little master who had been away for a long time, and immediately dragged him back home and asked his grandfather to take care of Xiao Fanka, hoping that the little master would be happy soon. Get better.

Fanka returned to his home, feeling very excited because he could live with his grandfather again.

Two hours later, Fanka woke up. The boss and Boss Liang looked at him angrily. The boss started beating him with a wooden stick. Cursing: "You have eaten the courage of a bear and a leopard, and you are actually sleeping.

Not bad, you know you are lazy, you dare to tease me, you are starting to learn bad things. "The boss's voice raised an octave.

Suddenly, the boss's "volcano" also erupted. She grabbed Fanka's hair and beat the skinny and weak Fanka with a belt. Fanka fainted.

He finally woke up and rubbed the wound with the back of his dirty hand. The wound felt like a cut with a knife. He cried so sadly that even a stone would be moved by him.

His tears dried up and he was determined to escape. He quickly ran out of the store and headed towards the village. When he ran not far from the village, he suddenly saw a very familiar face. With a fierce face. Ah! It was the boss! The boss grabbed the weak Fanka back to the store and beat him hard. How could Fanka endure such abuse? , tears welled up, crying so sadly, and crying so sadly, his eyes went dark and he couldn't see anything. He only saw his grandfather, Konstantin Makalich, with the male dog Loach and the old female dog. Kashidanka came to save him. Grandpa took Ariashne to court with a complaint. Ariashne, the devil, was hanged on the spot, letting the people bullied by him come to him for revenge...

How much Fanka hopes to return to his grandfather, he hopes and orders...

"Bang——" The boss kicked the door open and saw Fanka hiding in a corner, sleeping, Suddenly he became furious and picked up a bucket of water and poured it on Fanka. Fanka opened his hazy sleepy eyes. He thought his grandfather was coming to pick him up, so he shouted: "Grandpa!" ""grandfather? Who is your grandfather, you brat? When I go out, I fall asleep. My wings have grown hard, right? I want to fly out! I must teach you a lesson today! Only then did Fanka realize that the vicious boss was back. The boss shouted: "Brother, bring me my belt." I really have to teach this brat a lesson today! "The guys immediately presented a hard belt. The boss held the belt tightly with both hands. His eyes were full of anger. He walked towards Fanka step by step. The danger of Fanka would also approach step by step. He looked fierce and evil. The boss pushed Xiao Fanka to the ground, peeled off his pants, and slapped Fanka's butt hard with a belt. Fanka felt a sharp pain, but he did not cry because he knew that once he started crying, , the boss will be more harsh, and the waiter on the side not only did not come to help Fanka, but also laughed at poor little Fanka: "Look at him like that, he is really a country bumpkin, he doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth! ”

Then, Fanka had to endure the severe pain of being whipped with a belt, and started working again: mopping the floor, wiping the glass, cleaning up the herring... How could Fanka, who was already weak, be able to withstand it? After all this tossing, Fanka almost fell down from exhaustion...

It was time for lunch. Fanka rubbed the buttocks that had been whipped by the boss with a belt, and beat him until he was so tired. With my aching waist, I picked up a bowl of extremely thin porridge and poured it down my throat. But the boss and the landlady were eating and drinking in the living room, and the aroma of the sumptuous lunch on the dining table was overflowing. Just looking at it makes people drool. Look, even the boss’s dog has eaten the delicious big catfish! Fanka looked at the boss and then at his lunch: the bowl of porridge that could be eaten in one bite. , he couldn't help but sigh. He recalled the good times he spent with his grandfather in the countryside...

"You brat, you are still stunned after eating, do you want to be beaten to death?" Don’t change your sex! Why don't you go to work for me! "The angry boss yelled and raised his belt again...

Fanka became busy again. He kept thinking: Grandpa, why don't you come to pick me up?

Night fell, Fanka touched his hungry belly, and stared at the falling snow outside the window with a chill.

"Wow, wow, wow..." The little boy's cry made him cry. Fanka woke up and the boss heard the sound and came over: "You brat, you are lazy, aren't you? It made my little cub cry, so happy, right? "No, no..." The boss didn't allow Xiao Fanka to tell. Like a mad dog, he slapped Fanka's weak body mercilessly with his belt.

Being severely beaten by the cruel boss again made Fanka clearly understand that he could no longer stay in the shoemaker's shop and suffer, otherwise, one day, he would be beaten to death by the boss! He thought of escaping! He stood up resolutely and rushed into the vast snow.

The cold wind was howling, and everyone on the street was wrapped in thick cotton jackets. As for Fanka, he was wearing a thin piece of tattered clothes with 5 or 6 patches; as for his pants, Only half a strip. Because the boss felt that Fanka was too disobedient sometimes, and even beating him couldn't calm him down, so he asked his beloved dog to pull off Fanka's pants. Over time, Fanka's pants were pulled until only half of them were left; Without socks or shoes, he could only walk on the cold street with bare feet that were red from the heavy snow. From time to time, Fanka had to tighten his belt...

Suddenly, a carriage flew across from Fanka. Fanka didn't pay attention and fell into a pool of blood. "Hu-" the carriage stopped. It turned out that a drunken postman drove a carriage and hit Fanka. Instead of getting off the carriage to save Fanka, the postman said contemptuously to Fanka: "Poor boy, you deserve to be hit to death! Write a letter - without a stamp, no Write the recipient's address and who will send it to you?" After saying that, he tore it up with his hand, and tore it again, and tore it again... and when the wind blew, Fanka's letter to his grandfather turned into tens of millions. A butterfly was flying all over the sky... Fanka used his last breath to call out softly: "Master - Master..." Using his last remaining strength, he picked up a fragment and placed it on his chest. , died slowly...

The sun rose, and the soft sunlight shone on Fanka's thin body. His lips were white, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth: He might be thinking, Grandpa I will definitely come to rescue him from the sea of ??suffering...