QQ’s gray and humorous personality talks about her. If you love her, please perform a painless abortion for her!

On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly shouted: Stop being so crowded! Stop crowding! Squeeze out all the milk from others! (She is holding yogurt).

Love--it is not thought of, love--it is made!!

If you love her, please do a painless abortion for her!

Everyone has many dreams in their life, but if one of them keeps bothering you, the rest is just action.

There are only people who can't figure it out in the world, and there is no impossible road.

Today’s memory of you is love or greed for your love.

Being in a social circle is an annoyance, and being outside it is a tragedy.

I never write the word "cuo", but I write the word "tongjia"!

The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

We all stubbornly love that person who will never be possible again.

If you think others are awesome, they may not necessarily think you are awesome. But if you think others are awesome, you are also awesome in their eyes. So I think being awesome is like unrequited love, while SB is two-parter. Love each other.

The biggest advantage of getting older is: you don’t want the things you couldn’t get when you were young.

All men in the world are liars. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate woman found a petty liar who deceived her for a while.

Business girls don’t know the hatred of losing their country, and prostitutes don’t know extramarital affairs.

The beasts still have some compassion, but I have none, so I am not a beast.

All men are created equal, except those who are married.

There are men on the blacklist that I want to be with.

Take a step back and give in to help others. That is cultivation, that is practice.

There are always too many distracting thoughts that keep harassing me

I swear never to swear again!

If you don’t know how to cherish, so what if I give you ten Liu Yiyang.

You are not a good person. Fortunately, I don’t care about you.

The weakest part of a person is his reluctance to let go. Reluctant to part with a relationship that is no longer exciting, reluctant to part with a vanity, reluctant to part with applause. We always think that the best days will be very long and we don’t have to leave so soon. Just when we are weak-hearted and lack courage, the best days pass without mercy. How many things can you do for her to love her?

1. Tell her your QQ password. -2. Don’t be cruel to her. 3. Don’t break her heart. -4.Don't bully her. -5.Don't lie to her. -6.Don't hit her. 7. Don’t throw things at her. 9. Don’t speak loudly to her. 10. Don’t do anything to make her feel sorry for you. -11. Don't take out other people's anger on her. 12. Don’t ask her to do anything she doesn’t want to do. -13. Don’t compare her with your ex-girlfriend. 14. Don’t blame her for her poor cooking skills (no matter how bad the food is, you still have to praise it). 15. Don’t feed her something that is not good for her health. -16. You can’t treat anyone better than her. -17. Allow her to put her hands into your body in winter. -18. When walking down the street, hold her hand and don't let go. 19. Be sure to hold her tight when crossing the road. -20. Don’t say you are tired when you go shopping with her. 21. Get things for her when you go shopping. 22. Give her gifts on all occasions (no matter how high or low the gift is). 23. Whenever she is hungry, eat with her. -24. When quarreling, you must apologize first. -25. You have to cooperate when she acts coquettishly. 26. Supervise her taking medicine when she is sick. 27. Be sure to answer the phone when she calls. --28. Stay with her when she feels uncomfortable. -29. You should comfort her when she is disappointed. -30.When she cries, you should hold her tightly. -31. On her birthday, you must be the first to give her romance and surprise. 32. You can’t negotiate the price you promised her. -33. You can ask her to check your phone at any time. 34. She is always available when you need something. -35. Don’t turn off your mobile phone at night. 36. Call her every day. -37. When surfing the Internet, check to see if she is there first. 38. When she goes somewhere else, you should remember to call her at any time and ask her to be careful.

-39. Buy her whatever she likes. -40. Take good care of her and prevent her from getting sick. -41. Put her number first. -42.Be devoted to her. -43. Reply immediately after receiving her text message. -44. Give her enough face in front of your friends. -45. Walk on her left side when walking. -46. Keep it fresh no matter how long you are together. -47. Don’t let her do dangerous things. -48. When it rains, hold an umbrella for her. -49. Remember her hobbies. 50. Share happiness with her. -51. Share the pain with her. -52. Introduce all your friends to her. 53. Make her laugh. -54. Do what you say. 55. Learn to cook for her. --56. Believe in her. 57. Learn to review yourself. 58. Give her a warm bed. 59. Accept her past. -60. Give her a sense of security. -61.-She is your favorite person in your heart. 62 She lost her temper and tried to cheer her up. 63 She is willful and wants to accommodate her. 64 Don’t make her wait for a date. 65 You can’t leave even if you wait for a date. 66 Don’t say you don’t have time to play with her, she can choose the place. 67 Think of her all the time. 68 Don’t look at other girls for more than three seconds. It’s best not to look at them. 69 When you send her home, you have to go to the front door and wait for her to go upstairs before leaving. 70 Say good night to her when you get home. 71 When you see her doing something, help her and do it well. 72 Give her something delicious to eat. 73 Wake her up in the morning. 74 I want to buy breakfast for her. 75 If she doesn't get up, help her brush her teeth and wash her face. 76 If she doesn't want to get up, she has to feed him breakfast. 77 Put her first in your life, 78 Make her the happiest woman.

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·If your heart is cold, I am spring; if your heart is bitter, I am sweet; if your heart is sad, I am joy. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.

·After sending you this text message, I feel sweet all over. Put down your mouse and think about your thoughts, and say I love you today.

·You are a beautiful net, I accidentally fell into it, please tighten your love net, I will no longer struggle.

·I can be so busy that I forget time, but I can’t be so busy that I have no time to think about you. Even if I only have one minute of free time, all I can think about in those 60 seconds is you.

·If you don’t cherish yourself, it means you don’t love me, because you don’t cherish the person I love the most.

·Let me hug you tightly, kiss your lips gently, and say "I love you". As time goes by, my heart that loves you will always be young.

·The happiness of flowers is red, the happiness of leaves is green, the happiness of sky and sea is blue...The happiness I give you will be colorful.

·Meeting you is fate; liking you is feeling; falling in love with you is happiness; marrying you is happiness.

·Love is not about asking, but about giving; it is not a dream or a wish, this is not what love is. It is kindness, honor, harmony and a pure life.

·Love is magical, it makes mathematical laws lose their balance; two people share pain, only half of the pain; while two people share one happiness, but there are two happinesses.

·Maybe I was wrong to like you. I have really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!

·I have been searching all my life, looking for the confidant of love. The beauty is passing by in a hurry. Love seems to be affectionate but unintentional. Who can depend on each other.

·Love you every day, and wish you happiness every day! Kiss you ((啵))

·I love you. To me, you are the bread in the morning, the banana in the evening, the garlic of Shandong people, and the pepper of Sichuan people.

·There is no reason to miss you, and there is no reason to love you. During the day, you are the sun, and at night, you are the moon. When it rains, you are my umbrella. When it is cold, you are my clothes.

·My eyes gaze deeply into yours, as blue as the sea, too pure to be rubbed into a tiny grain of sand.

·I would like to be the spring bird singing happily on the branches of the tree. I would like to be the summer waves jumping playfully in the embrace of the sea. As long as I love you, you are always by my side like a gentle breeze.

·Women should pay attention to these signs: he is attentive, which means he has just fallen in love with you; he is clumsy, which means he is deeply in love with you; he is calm, which means he is tired of you; he is calm, which means he is tired of you. I have decided to get rid of you.

·The love letter was written by me; the phone call was made by me; the roses were sent by me; don’t ask me, I just love you and the lovely person you love.

·I will build your happiness, I will make concessions to your stubbornness, and I will make up for your confusion.

·Love is a plate of sand, gentleness requires a home; love is a glass of wine, sweet and lasting.

·You make me intoxicated, and I pour my heart out for you; you make me blurry, and I am lonely for you; you are a flower, and I am the fence next to you.

·In the frost of winter, the night is the devil; in the heat of summer, the night is the lover; and in these February days, the night is the rose in your hand.

·A star in the sky is a girl on the ground. There is only one that belongs to you. Please cherish it after you find it. If you lose it, you will lose the entire sky.

·Whether it is your original stock or not, I am willing to be your potential stock. After getting married, it will become a high-performance stock, and the high-performance stock will receive dividends every year.

·You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, you are the only one who can calculate happiness, and you would not change it for the world.

·I am the salt in your food, without me everything loses its flavor. I am your sun in winter, your popsicle in summer, and your big umbrella on cloudy days.

·Ask me how long I will love you, it is only one day longer than forever!

·Allow me to build a beautiful house in your heart. Don’t pay attention to what others say is an illegal building.

·My heart has no fixed place, but as soon as I see you, it will settle down forever.