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Think about your age and tell me what you have in your circle of friends.

1. I really can’t live with my family when I get older. This man, he can't live alone or in groups. Why is it so difficult?

2. I find that I can no longer understand hot searches recently. Am I too old?

3. I was obviously very restrained, but when I weighed myself, I found that I was actually a little heavier. It seems that what the sisters said yesterday is right. Metabolism slows down as we get older, and it is too difficult to lose weight. We have reached an age where even drinking water makes us fat. That's it.

4. It’s okay to have something to do, but I’m afraid that there will be endless things to do. You are getting older, your body is broken, and you don’t have much time? You are tired and no one wants you to rest? You don’t cry while you are alive, but you shed tears. Keep flowing.

5. As you get older, your bones are not strong enough. Playing table tennis, jumping up and down, my knees hurt when I woke up this morning, I have to accept it.

6. At the age of thirty, all the prosperity has faded, and I no longer look forward to a night of carnival. If making a wish is the special feature of this day, I just hope that I will not forget my original dream.

7. No matter how old you are, no matter how much your family and friends urge you, don’t treat marriage casually. Marriage is not a game of cards, and reshuffling the cards will cost you a lot.

8. When you are young, it is normal and cute to believe that you are the only one and that you can change the world. You’re thirty years old, so wake up, buddy, you can take care of yourself and your family before we talk about anything else.

9. I really don’t want this day to come, because it’s my third birthday, so I hope it will become the most ordinary day in my life. Hello, 30 years old!

10. The age of 30 has just arrived, and life is considered perfect, with a happy family, a lovely son, and a bunch of friends who can confide in me.