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Summary of college students' happy summer vacation in the circle of friends

A circle of friends with a happy summer vacation for college students

1. You started school like this, which brought me tragedy in my summer vacation.

2. The so-called holiday means that you have no money when you are at home, and you have extra leisure every day.

3. Why hasn't my summer vacation started yet?

4. I'm looking forward to the summer vacation finally coming, and I can get high again. Fuck your homework, fuck your getting up early, fuck your cram school, I want to be the truest myself.

5. When the summer vacation comes, I will give you a sweet ice cream to keep you cool. Send you a comfortable big cold pillow, let the comfortable feeling spread; Send you an intimate short message, wishing you a healthy and happy summer vacation!

6. I waited for a long time and finally waited until today. I dreamed for a long time and finally realized my dream. Summer vacation, you made me want to see it, and finally came.

8. drinking cold water in class will plug your teeth, but drinking water in summer vacation will choke!

9. This summer vacation, let happiness fill your cheeks; This summer vacation, let the mood flood with sweet waves; This summer vacation, leisure is with you, and you are always online; This summer vacation, warm wishes are the most dazzling; I wish you a happy summer vacation and no worries!

1. Teacher, I have been with my homework for two months, and I have a strong feeling. Can I not hand it in?

11. After the summer vacation, I didn't thin into a flash of lightning, but turned black into a dark cloud.

12. Because of the hot weather and the devil-like training courses, it is no wonder that some students don't like summer vacation, but my summer vacation life is very different from others. This summer vacation is relaxing, enjoyable and meaningful.

13. If I have a holiday tomorrow, I will go back and have a good kiss with my pig.

14. tidy up your happy shoelaces, tidy up your happy equipment, take stock of your annual income, and be happy to go home. Now you are beautiful. Get on the train as soon as possible, sing a song of peace, lie down in a gentle chair and look at this lovely blessing! I wish you a gentle dream on your journey and dream of me!

15. It's summer vacation. I'm happy to invite you to dance and be elated. Please enjoy tea and feel comfortable; It's easy to beat your back, and your body and mind are comfortable; Friends greet you with deep affection and friendship. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

16. I told you it was as heavy as my suitcase, just because you were in it! Damn homework.

17. People who haven't done their summer homework yet will surely achieve great things in the future, because they are more calm than the average person

18. This summer vacation, I went to the countryside, which I thought was fun, but it brought me a shock!

19. Celebrate with joy, be overjoyed, be carefree, time flies, be in high spirits, be overjoyed, be beaming

2. Where there is moonlight, romance will accompany you; Where there is the sun, it is warm; Where there are friends, happiness always follows; Where there is a smile, happiness is always there; Have a nice weekend!

21. I have been looking forward to the summer vacation for a long time, and I have made an appointment with my teachers and classmates. Relax and travel, gallop the holy land of the south. Taste the world's delicious food and shoot places of interest. Freeze the beautiful picture scroll, have a picnic with a bonfire and have a foreign banquet. Wish: Teachers and students have a good time.

22. Dear VIP users, your summer vacation balance is less than 4 days. Sorry, you can't renew it.

23. Don't be a bitch and tell the children who can't afford to be injured that the summer vacation will be counted down.

24. The long-awaited summer vacation has arrived. I believe that everyone has already prepared, put down their schoolbags and stress, have fun in sightseeing, have a strong friendship with friends and understand the love of family reunion. I wish you a comfortable summer vacation and have fun!

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26. Teacher, haven't you ever seen a holiday, so why leave so much homework!

27. I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm halfway through the summer vacation.

28. When the summer vacation came, the four Tang Priests could not help but vomit: Emma, the summer vacation is here again, and I have to go to the Western Heaven to get my scriptures again.

29. My summer vacation has been with me for two months, but now you want to break up with me. My heart is firmly against it. Why do you say that you will leave? I beg you, don't leave me, okay? Come again for a month.

3. Don't ask me to go out. I will stay at home this summer vacation.

31. Summer vacation schedule: 15 hours of sleep, 1 hour of washing, 2 hours of eating, 4 hours of playing and 2 hours of staring blankly. Sorry, I don't have time to do my homework.

32. After a summer vacation, I haven't changed anything. The legs are thick.

33. When the summer vacation comes, I am both excited and worried. What excites me is to have a good time in the summer vacation, and what worries me is that there will be too much homework.

34. I am very happy when the summer vacation comes, and I am bent on returning to Xiaoshan Township. The air is fresh, the breath is refreshing, and the sound of birds is ringing in your ears. The river is rushing, and the bottom is clear and the heart is happy. How fragrant the flowers are in Shan Ye. Happy every day, happy summer vacation without limit!

35. Arrange your holiday life early and invite friends to practice. Not afraid of how hard the work is and how difficult the environment is. Not because of the salary, just to broaden your horizons. Experience the society personally and appreciate the difficulty of parents' work. Combine knowledge and practice to increase knowledge and talent. I wish you a full and happy holiday!

36. Happiness is not afraid of dullness, even if time is like electricity; Friendship is not afraid of time, even though missing is like a thread. Send this message, one is to contact feelings, and the other is that you still owe me a meal. When should I invite you during the summer vacation?

37. When the summer vacation comes, you are not afraid of the high temperature: the air conditioner blows and the heat escapes, and it feels wonderful; Eat sorbet, increase the coolness, and stay comfortably; Short message reading, cool vacation, mood ice dance! Happy holidays!

38. Holiday life is about to begin. I hope it will be a different July. After all, I am full of hope.

39. The summer vacation is coming, and I wish you a smile by SMS: the sun smiles in the morning, and all your worries and worries are forgotten; It rained lightly at noon, and I felt comfortable and laughed; At night, the breeze blows, and it is sweet to sleep at dawn. I wish you a happy summer vacation, happiness and happiness.

4. The summer vacation has come, and the troubles have gone; Freedom has come and sorrow has gone; Easy to come, depressed to go; Happiness has come, and the burden has gone; Happiness comes, enjoyment comes, blessings come, and the mood is beautiful!

41. The happy summer vacation is coming to an end, and my life of going back to school to stay is about to begin. Looking back on this colorful summer vacation, there are many interesting and happy gains, and my mood is extremely happy ... < P > 42. Vacation, wandering in excitement and loss.

43. Summer cram schools and training courses are stressful.

44. After graduation, step into the workplace, and point out the direction: modesty is recognized, sincerity is praised, love is respected, and self-motivation is appreciated, so that you can grow more wholeheartedly. I wish you an early adaptation to the environment and become a good worker in the workplace.

45. This summer, watermelon is busy loving summer, girls are busy being strong, and girlfriends are busy falling in love with their boyfriends. Only the paradise accompanied us for a summer vacation

46. The summer vacation is about to begin, and happiness is coming. Pack up your full bags and set foot on a skinny distance, where the mountains and rivers are beautiful, where there are cattle and sheep, where the folk customs are simple, where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, where there are childhood memories, and where is my hometown. Summer vacation is here, happy return home, bon voyage!

47. During the summer vacation, sum up four sentences at home: "If you don't get up in the morning, you can surf the Internet when you get up, but you shouldn't eat, and you can't sleep at night".

48. Laugh and relax when summer vacation comes. It's wonderful to live comfortably and enjoy tea and scenery. Friendship among friends is indispensable, and there are many parties and high laughter. May your summer vacation be far from trouble and happy every second!

49. Homework, will you stop ruining my relationship with Mr. Xia? Humorous circle of friends for college students to get a driver's license

Humorous circle of friends for college students to get a driver's license (Part I)

1. Excited heart, trembling hands, finally got the driver's license.

2. It's really not easy to get a driver's license. I've been frozen all night and I don't know if I can pass it ...

3. Getting a driver's license is like getting it all over the world!

4. The process of driving practice is too hard, and the excitement of getting a driver's license is beyond words.

5. I suspect that I am driving, and I have proof.

6. I can buy a car, but do I have money to buy it?

7. The only failure of AE86 is the Mercedes I drove!

8. I'd like to ask if I can use my own photos for driving test in Tianjin. If so, are there any requirements?

9. I worked hard for three months and finally waited for you.

1. Get out of the way, I'm leaving!

11. Didi Didi Road Killer is coming.

12. It's been more than a week since I failed the driving test, and I'm still very uncomfortable. My mind is full of shadows and I can't sleep. Alas, I really shouldn't have decided to take the driving test rashly.

13. God is trying to stop me from getting a driver's license. Clearly speaking, when I arrived, the coach said that the point had already left, and told me to practice the lamp first. As soon as I got on the car that was fine in the morning, the battery died. I changed to another car and swallowed the dishes. So it was so difficult.

14. We should find something meaningful to do, wish list: in-service graduate student ukulele who takes the driving test!

15. achieve a few things before the end of this summer vacation, build abdominal muscles, cook by yourself, get a driver's license, and live like an adult. It's useless to talk independently.

16. I'm stronger and darker.

17. Learning to drive is not going well. It's worthwhile to read this small notebook and feel so bitter.

18. People call me Takahashi Ryousuke on the street.

19. The happiest thing recently is to finally get a driver's license. It's not easy. I've studied for so long because of various things, and I just finished the exam now.

2. driving test book, goodbye to you. Humorous friends circle copy of college students' driver's license (Part II)

21. The driver's license has been taken, so please stay away from me, coach!

22. Driver X is online.

23. Not easy! Completed the first step of driving Lamborghini! !

24. I'm on my way to advise you not to go out!

25. I have a car. Can I take you home?

26. Everyone present, who's the co-pilot?

27. I am an emotionless killer.

28. I went to drive a mountain road the next day after I got my driver's license. It's my dad, a heartless coach.

29. Thanks to the coach, the female driver is certified.

3. I came back in a mood after practicing the road test in the morning. Then my brother read my talk and called me in the evening. I was really touched. I will try my best to get my driver's license!

31. Autumn Mountain Car God is online!

32. Anyone who wants to go out for a ride.

33. If you get your driver's license, the game will be cleared. Please call me Che Shen. Go karting, and we will be passers-by from now on.

34. I have my driver's license, and I have it all over the world!

35. Road killer pass.

36. unexpectedly, it's quite difficult for you to get it.

37. Make way for everyone. Ha, the steaming female driver who is a novice on the road is going out.

38. I finally got my driver's license. Let me show you.

39. It's not too difficult, it's only three years.

4. Be careful in the future. College students get their driver's license in a circle of friends

College students get their driver's license in a circle of friends. 1. I'll show you my driver's license.

2. I finally got my driver's license, and finally dared to talk about the subject exam. It is said that you should send a pack of cigarettes to the car driver, otherwise people will give you a trip, such as stepping on the brakes secretly, so that you can't pass the exam It's my turn to get on the bus. I have already

3. Please call me master in the future.

4. the car can be delivered.

5. Getting the driver's license is actually not about cleverness, but about one's interest in practical operation.

6. What kind of experience is it to take a driver's license test? It's tears to talk about it.

7. Happy birthday to your driver's license!

8. I will send a circle of friends to inform you which way I will take in the future. Please rest assured.

9. My luxury car is finally useful.

1. I'm stronger and darker.

11. I called my ex and asked him to be safe when crossing the street.

12. See you in autumn!

13. Happy birthday to your driver's license.

14. Ten million items are safe, and the first item is holding a certificate!

15. See you in the autumn mountains tonight! I suspect that I am driving, and I have proof.

17. I'd like to ask if I can use my own photos for driving test in Tianjin. If so, are there any requirements?

18. Only children need to answer it. Adults hold the steering wheel by themselves.

19. There is no vulgar rhyme, and the nature loves the famous autumn mountains.

2. I'm glad to hear that it will take a long time to take a driver's license test in a big city, but two or three years is too slow. See, I'm still so soft-hearted and I didn't die miserably enough!

21. God is trying to stop me from getting a driver's license. Clearly speaking, the point mentioned by the coach has already left, and he told me to practice the lamp first. As soon as I got on the car that was fine in the morning, the battery died. I changed to another car and swallowed the dishes. So it's so difficult.

22. I can take you to the universe.

23. From now on, I am no longer the person who can only take the co-pilot.

24. Get all your car logos ready for me.

25. Go! Let's go home!

26. It is not enough to have knowledge, but also to be able to apply, develop and innovate. For example, if you take a driver's license test, the theory will pass the ground and the road test, but it will still not work.

27. Everyone present, who's the co-pilot?

28. Geili Xiao Liu, now ask crowdfunding to buy a car for Xiao Liu!

29. Starting today, I will become my dad's qualified driver.

3. I asked my brother if it was difficult to take the driver's license test. He said that subject 2 was a little more difficult. I said it was to back up the car and put it in storage. How could it be so accurate? He even told me that you told the coach that our yard was very big and it was not necessary to be accurate. 222 college students' low-key show-off driver's license circle copy collection (4 articles)

222 college students' low-key show-off driver's license circle copy (article 1)

1. It's a little happy to get it smoothly! Tick-tock ~ the female driver is going to hit the road