Humorous, interesting and shocking conversation

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Humorous, funny and shocking talk, selected 10

1. I know everything, but I never talk.

Hunger is a word, I want to say it ten thousand times.

You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.

I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.

Don't tell the secret to the wind, it will blow all over the forest.

6. When I was a child, I watched many martial arts films and practiced iron sand palms in rice jars. Me, me, me? As a result, the private money buried by dad was inserted?

7. A question from my little confusion to my big confusion: Why does the tractor hang itself?

8.？ What kind of experience is myopia? The whole world is a mosaic.

9. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all bitches, but they may be salesmen.

10. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

Humor, funny, shocking

1. I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

6. Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful.

7. It's lonely to light a cigarette.

8. Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

9. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

10. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

1 1. Fat people should not wear red scarves. Otherwise, it's like a buckle.

12. I don't even believe in punctuation, hum.

13. Obviously you have lost weight! Are you fucking kidding?

14. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

15. The police forgive me. I thought there was no one across the street. It was too dark! ! !

16. Break up, computer. I'm going to marry the school. I can get a divorce when the summer vacation comes. Wait for me?

17. After waiting for five days, you finally came on Saturday.

18. When my hair grows to the waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

19. University is the best time for breast development of female students.

20. Aunt, if you say so, shall we play together in the future?

2 1. Don't think I'm afraid of you because you look like a golden hoop.

22. Don't keep staring at me. If you stare again, I'll charge!

23. I like you. It's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.

24. Who can have as strong feelings for me as for RMB? Girls talk about their mood.

25. I can resist anything but temptation.

26. I have not only a car, but also my own car.

27. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

28. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

29. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

30. People are not smart and bald like others.

3 1. Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

32. Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk!

33. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

You must have spent many days comforting yourself, because you are so good at comforting others.

35. Your verdict? See you tomorrow? Make the whole tomorrow super sweet.

36. I hope you are well, I really hope you are well. I'll be fine if you don't come.

37. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

38. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

39. The secret of longevity: keep breathing and don't die.

40. Because I was too sincere in the past, I am heartless now.

4 1. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

42. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

43. Some things don't need to be argued. They are submissive on the surface and rebellious in secret.

44. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

45. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.