Express your lost humor and talk about it.

1, I seem to have eaten a little more clothes and gained weight regardless of my feelings!

2. I am a little happy. I once bought clothes to motivate myself to lose weight. Basically, I can wear them on the floor!

3.good morning. Get up and take a full-length mirror. I don't know if I got a magic mirror myself, or did I take the slimming mirror from the clothing store home? Why do I feel slim?

I haven't weighed myself for a month. As soon as I went to weighing scale in the morning, the scale asked me, "Are you xx himself?" , all of a sudden lost so much meat!

I have never looked forward to the arrival of summer like this, and I want to buy all kinds of beautiful little skirt papers to show my figure!

6. In 2006, I finally smoothed my edges and corners and consumed a lot of extra meat. I still have something to be happy about.

7. Shut your mouth and spread your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

8. I tell you, when you sit down or bend over, you can't feel your stomach. It's really good!

9. The lofty thing of losing weight is really addictive as long as you taste the sweetness. After all, it's really cool to watch the numbers on weighing scale go down.

10, don't say it recently. I really dare to face my weight more and more, and it is getting closer and closer to the standard weight. Just think about it!

Second, express your thin humor.

1, his double bones are deep, his eyes are dull and he is as thin as a bone.

2, people lose weight, reduce waist and reduce thighs, why do you have to start with brain cells.

She is much taller than when she first went to school, and still very thin, like a thin garlic moss.

She is thin and long, with a blue face and a blue neck. She stands on a high platform with a flagpole tied there like a filament.

She is getting fatter and thinner every day, so that at the age of 43, she becomes so pale, weak and sick, like a residual lotus in an autumn pond.