Funny verses about people who can’t ride bikes

1. I can’t ride a bicycle, I can only wrestle, and I feel stupid when I see the wheels. 2. I can’t drive a healthy bicycle, so I can only ride it by pedaling. 3. The wheels turned hard and I stumbled away, pursuing zero accidents and never falling over again. 4. Holding the steering wheel is like walking on thin ice. I don’t know how to ride a bike. It’s also glorious to be tanned. 5. It is easy to get on the bus, but even more difficult to get off. Not being able to ride a bicycle has become a source of ridicule. (Note: The above are all funny poems generated by machines. Any similarities are purely coincidental)