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Why don't most men want to go to their mother-in-law's house?

Why don't most men want to go to their mother-in-law's house? Going to dinner, there are only a few noodles in my bowl.

Netizen: It's so embarrassing to go to my mother-in-law's house. My two sisters-in-law treat me like an outsider. My wife's second sister hangs around the house in a nightgown on holiday, so she will bring me a fruit later and a snack later. My little sister just went to primary school. When she saw me, she sat in my arms and asked me to tell a story. When she couldn't tell it, she twisted her body. . .

Netizen: Me, my wife, my wife's brother, my sister-in-law and my mother-in-law. When I cooked noodles for five people, my mother-in-law gave them a few bowls and brought them to me, leaving me to serve them myself. I endured all this. The key point was that I took the bowl and found three or five noodles in the pot ...

Netizen: My mother-in-law strongly opposed it when I got married, and she simply looked down on me. Father-in-law neutrality does not support or oppose! I have been married for nearly twenty years and have not helped us anything! Now I'm making her unattainable and ignoring her! My duty will still be fulfilled. For the sake of parenting!

Netizen: Anyway, my mother-in-law spends money on herself and her son, and she has to nag about every penny for a long time. Spending money on my daughter's son-in-law feels like taking advantage of outsiders. The more, the better. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the key is always to tell everyone that they like their daughter more. Who can understand this feeling when you meet a mother-in-law and a big brother with low IQ and EQ?

Netizen: I just don't want to go. After I go, I will sleep on the ground floor. In winter, I will sleep on the ground floor because there are no more rooms. My unmarried brother-in-law doesn't like to sleep with others. I want to be quiet! The family's Spring Festival is also deserted, and there is no popularity!

Netizen: Eat and live in my father-in-law's house! It's good! They only have one daughter and treat me as a son. I am also particularly grateful to them. I treat my wife with my heart and treat them sincerely!

User: The language is unreasonable! I can only understand half of what they say, and I don't know what to do without my daughter-in-law, so they think I'm not good. In fact, I'm an easy-going person, and I'm slowly reluctant to go. < P > Netizen: I especially don't like to go. In the eyes of my parents-in-law, there are only two sons, and I always feel that it's natural for my daughter to spend money every time, and her money is not floating from the flood! His son did hemorrhoids surgery, so he directly called my wife and sister-in-law to go to the hospital for sympathy, and each gave 1 yuan. Can you tell me how much it costs to have a small operation like hemorrhoids?

I bought a house and gave me 2, yuan. As a result, the old man and the old lady had to send the money back the next day because of the 2, yuan. Do you still care about your 2, yuan after I bought the house? That's funny! My parents gave me 1, yuan when I bought a house. My mother-in-law also said that my wife disliked my parents' giving less. Fortunately, my wife was reasonable and didn't listen to him. You have the nerve to say that my parents gave less. You don't believe how much you gave. Every year, you spend more money on their home than on my parents. She has been screaming all day and hasn't been there for half a year. Yesterday, she told my wife that I wouldn't go unless I gave you face.