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Talking about the space of daily life

1. Love is just a belief in life. 2, life is not simple, try to be simple.

Please let go, I want to live alone.

4. Tell yourself once a day: I am really fine.

Life is like a chess game, your life and death are in your own hands.

6. People live by experience, and happiness is always on the road.

7. As long as you keep smiling, life will smile at you!

8. Water will be clearer without fish, and fish will die without water.

9. People are not afraid to walk in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no light in their hearts.

10, if you smile alone, you mean it.

1 1. Facing the sun, there will be no shadow.

12, life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

13, knowing the world, not knowing the world, is the kindest maturity.

14, a cup of tea is ups and downs, and the world is more vulgar.

15, a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

16, with the fragrance of life, carries our hope.

17, you are sad about time, but you forget that time is more forgetful than you.

18, life seems simple, but it's really hard to live.

19, the value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

20. Happiness, she is either on the road or at the end of the road.

2 1. Before correcting others, reflect on whether you have made mistakes.

22. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

23. Stand up bravely and rush forward quickly, which is your only way out.

24. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

25. Remember, every day is the best day of the year.

26. Get used to walking and talking alone.

27, life is not perfect, rich and poor, just happy.

28. Life is like a dry stool. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

29. We all become numb in life and forget our original selves.

30. Real life has worn away my initial belief in love.

3 1, there is always a person who has been living in his heart, but said goodbye to life.

Life is so short that if you don't give up today, you may not get it tomorrow.

33. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated.

35. If you always stare at the bad things in life, you will miss many good things.

36. Living long does not necessarily mean living well. Living well means living long enough.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

38. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

39. The price of wisdom is contradiction, which is a joke of life on the outlook on life.

40. Don't compare with others, you are lower than others before comparison.

4 1, a lover, but living a stranger life than a friend.

42. Don't let jealousy grow into a thorn, which will hurt others and yourself.

43. Sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

44. The meaning of life is to kill extra time and cherish precious time.

Pay attention to our future, because that's where we spend the rest of our lives.

Everything in life can be summed up in three words: it will pass.

47. If I can't, I must; If necessary, I can.

48. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness.

49. Life is like a play, and a play is like life. Everyone is playing a different role.

50, play a small mahjong and eat spicy food. Find a small object, life is like this.

5 1, having courage does not mean that fear does not exist, but that you dare to face fear and overcome it.

52. A strong person can't cope with everything, but he can ignore all the injuries.

53. What you lost never really belonged to you, so don't regret it.

54. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of hope.

56. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of the soul and the depth of the soul.

57. Brother, have a good trip! Be a good person in the next life! Stop living like this.

I have never understood the meaning of life, but I can't live in my own form.

59. You stumbled and ended up with this injury, just as the residual makeup of youth.

60. You may not succeed in doing things, just try your best. Don't ask too much in life, just be happy. .

6 1. Since then, we have been separated, no longer entangled with each other, and life is dull.

62. Every story has an ending, but in life, every ending is a new beginning.

Everyone knows that even if our daily life is boring, we still have to live on.

64. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life always burns while smoking.

65. People need to calm down and have enough time to reflect in order to make themselves more perfect.

66. Say what I want to say, do what I want to do and love the person I want to love. This is the life I want.

67. If a person is weak, he is his biggest enemy; A brave man is his best friend.

68. Life is a one-man show. What we hate, envy and fear is another self.

69. Complaining is God's greatest gift to mankind and the most sincere part of human prayer.

70. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

7 1, there is often some distance between reality and ideal, but in order to live, we still have to go forward bravely.

72. This mountain is so fucking high! The sea is so fucking blue! Feelings are fucking bullshit! Life is so fucking complicated!

73. People are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear their faces and untie their complex.

74. Sugar is my life. A sweet life is happy. I'm tired when life is not sweet.

75. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven. Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness.

Even if there will be more suffering and torture in the future, I will live a good life with my faith.

77. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste and the future with the most dreams.

78, you are your enemy, only you can hit you; You are your God, and only you can save you.

79. When people live in the world, they face two worlds, the outside world and their own inner world.

Please speak out your dissatisfaction and grievances with sympathy and gentleness, and others will accept them easily.

Proverbs of daily life

1, more timely rain, less Monday morning quarterback.

2. If the north wind doesn't show, there will be frost.

3, Qilihua, go home and sow seedlings.

4, cocoon, rapid transplanting.

5, you can't eat fat in one bite, you can't cross the horizon in one step.

6. shrink your feet first if you jump, and shrink your neck first if you bump.

7. Cotton is afraid of cloudy days in August, and rice is afraid of cold dew and frost.

8, people can't judge by appearances, and the sea water can't be measured.

9. The frog croaked and just planted early rice.

10, ginger is not spicy, pepper is not numb.

1 1, your shoes are as big as your feet.

12, buckwheat is frosted and peeled.

13, catkin drop, yam species.

14, one thing, a hundred things.

15, Toona sinensis head, grab it, every household grows cotton.

16, tung flowers fall to the ground, peanuts are not planted.

17. Persimmons germinate and grow cotton.

18, maiyanghua, row cucumber.

19, seedlings swaying, planting peanuts.

20. hang yourself? Mijia s Rui? Mode? Toe enthalpy?

2 1. You can't catch two fish in one hand, but you can't read two lines at a time.

22. Robbers can only use knives, and evil dogs can only use sticks.

23. Frogs play drums and beans are buried.

24. Losing one thing is better than losing it for a while.

25. Poplar leaves are as big as money and cotton is planted everywhere.

26, lotus, plow and rake; The lotus is in bloom and sowing.

On the 27th, wax snow was like a quilt, and Chun Xue froze to death.

28. The snow in December is half a foot thick, and the wheat is not enough.

29, winter snow is a quilt, Chun Xue is a ghost.

30. Tung trees are blooming and sowing sesame seeds.

3 1, a feather indicates the wind direction and a grass indicates the water flow.

32. The willow buds are twisted and the yam is buried.

33. One person is off, and a hundred people are true.

34. Poplar leaves clap their hands and plant sorghum everywhere.

35. One move does not make a dragon, and one shovel does not dig a well.

36. There is no drought in spring, and the drought in autumn is halved.

37. Papaya blooms and plants adzuki beans, and adzuki beans bloom and collect papaya.

38. Cultivate early and plant early.

39. Money swished and seeds swished with sorghum.

40. penny for penny, penny for penny.

4 1, not afraid of seed drought, but afraid of autumn seedlings.

42. It snows a lot in winter, so Chun Xue is useless.

43. Late frost hurts cotton seedlings and early frost hurts cotton peaches.

44. Nine flowers bloom, and farm work comes together.

45, cold roots, frost begins.

46, Yang Ye slapped, the old man pressed the melon seedlings.

47, jujube stuffed nose hole, leg licking beans.

48. There is no doubt that there is no need for suspects.

49. Dry in polder fields is afraid of flooding, while dry in mountains is afraid of flooding.

50, catkins are bustling, and every family has rice seedlings.

5 1, on April 8, amaranth was pinched, and people in the four townships transplanted rice.

52. Water shortage, drought and drought.

53. The wind blows over a large area, and the hail hits a line.

54. Peach blossoms bloom, apricot blossoms decline, and plum blossoms sell leeks.

55. It is snowing all over the sky, and next year will be a bumper harvest year.

56, not afraid of seedlings dry, afraid of seeds dry.

57. When the Toona sinensis is big, put the seedlings down.

58, seedlings are too cold to be afraid of rotten seedlings, and young seedlings are afraid of green frost.

59. The polder is well planted, and the plum rains are sad.

60. Try it before eating, and think it over beforehand.

6 1, Yang Ye has a lot of money and wants to grow cucumbers.

62. Eat your heart and listen to your voice.

63. It was sunny after the cold wave, and there were no clouds in Wan Li at night.

64. Fly to Yang Shuhua to grow cotton.

65. Mulberry leaf cream every night to raise silkworms.

66. Toona sinensis bud drum, planting. Toona sinensis germinates to grow cotton.

67. Flowers bloom and fall, and the valley comes out. I feel numb when I pull out the flowers.

68, winter snow a quilt, Chun Xue a knife.

69. The drought and flood are scheduled for July 15, and the harvest is scheduled for August 15.

70. In the plain where the south wind blows yellow barley in the fourth month, there are only sericulture and transplanting.

7 1, it's chaotic when it's interrupted.

72. It snowed heavily this winter, and the harvest will be good next year.

73. Tung flowers fall to the ground, and grain seeds are muddy.

74. The horseshoe with tung leaves is big and has no worries about the mud under rice seeds.

75. Chun Xue filled the ditch, but Xia Tian refused to accept it.

76. Longan knows pearls, phoenix eyes know treasures, and ox eyes know grass.

77. It is difficult to cover two ears with one hand, but it is difficult to board two boats with one foot.

78. How deep the foundation is, how high the wall is.

A winter snow is wealth, and a Chun Xue is a disaster.

80, October pregnancy, one delivery.

8 1. Cover wheat seedlings with snowflakes and sleep with steamed bread in the coming year.

82. There are rivers in Chun Xue, and everyone eats steamed bread with white flour.

83. Go with the wind and strike while the iron is hot.

84. In Man Cang, crops failed in the drought valley in spring and the drought in summer.

85, bordeaux belly, grinding sickle to cut the valley.

86, winter snow is wheat quilt, Chun Xue rotten wheat root.

87. Jujube trees germinate and grow cotton. Jujube bamboo shoots, sesame melons.

88. Every prosperity will fail, and every advantage will have disadvantages.

89. Dragons can't live without clouds and fish can't live without water.

90. Heavy snow indicates a good year.

9 1, Huang, busy growing grain; Poplar catkins are planted in mountain classics.

92. The snow is piling up, and wheat is piled all over the house.

93. There is nothing wrong with peach blossoms, plum blossoms and melon seeds.

94, wheat yellow apricot, bean yellow crab.

95. He who has no long-term worries must have near worries.

96. One hundred days of water shortage and one year of drought.

97. Polder fields are famine years overnight.

98. Nail the stake before tying the donkey and sow the nest before fishing.

99. People look at childhood, while horses look at kicking.

100, on the first day of August, the wild goose gate opened and frost came at the foot of the wild goose.

10 1, catkins fall to the ground and cotton is born.

102, catkin breeding, sorghum species.

103, what you can say makes people laugh, and what you can't say makes people jump.

104, polder field is good, May is sad.

105, peach blossoms fall to the ground and beans fall into the mud.

106, water shortage is a line, and drought is a large area.

107, every fruit has a cause, and there are advantages and disadvantages.

108, two ends in three years, and the shell covers the wall.

109, Shenzi black, barley cut.

1 10, there is an uphill and a way out.

1 1 1, bamboo shoots are long, don't ask your mother when you hatch silkworms.

1 12, stay indoors early, and the crow will see the light of day.

1 13, ten dollars to spend and one dollar to save.

1 14, the sorghum is ripe and the rice is harvested.

1 15, willow blossoms, beans grow and melons grow.

1 16, cuckoo cuckoo, grow food quickly.

1 17. Lotus leaves are as big as money, and cotton is planted everywhere.

1 18, barley sizing, plant quickly.

1 19, poplar leaves are rich and melons can be planted quickly; Yang, plant watermelons quickly.

120, Rhododendron turtledove, this cockroach.

12 1, melons are not round, people are not perfect.

122, have something to say in the light, there is medicine to be given to the pain.

123, loquat blooms to eat persimmon, persimmon blooms to eat loquat.

124, rigid and easy to fold, always soft.

125, frost and hail.

126, you will blame yourself, not others.

127, warehouse building in spring drought and grain shortage in autumn drought.

128, Toad's name is Knock Knock Knock, and everyone soaks rice seeds.

129, the snow and water become rivers, and the wheat is thin.

130, chrysanthemum yellow, busy planting wheat.

13 1. Peach trees bloom and melons are planted in the ground.

132, go out and watch the sky, stir-fry and watch the fire.

A complete collection of proverbs in daily life

1, your shoes are as big as your feet.

2, there are thousands of roads, and there is only one reason.

3. If you are not afraid of disrespect, you are afraid that you are wrong.

How deep the foundation is, how high the wall is built.

5, only a thousand miles of fame, not a thousand miles of prestige.

6. If there is an uphill slope, there is a downhill slope. If there is a way, there is a way out.

7, can walk but shadow, can talk but not sensible.

8, not your wealth, don't put it in the bag.

9. There is no reason to speak of it, and it is well founded.

10, burn incense with heart, no matter in the morning or evening.

1 1, think rationally and speak irrationally.

12, stay indoors early, and the crow will see the light of day.

13, dogs bite, there is medicine; People bite, there is no medicine.

14, people are afraid of reason, and horses are afraid of whips.

15, one thing, a hundred things.

16, convince people with power and convince people with reason.

17, chopping wood to see the texture, reasonable.

18, water recedes and stones recede, and good people say it's not bad.

19, first-class, two by three failures, one thought, two actions, three successes.

20. Only build bridges and pave roads, and there are no dead ends.

2 1, lies can't be told, crops can't be wasted.

22, the potential is endless, and the blessings are endless.

23. A tiger comes out of one mountain and a hundred pigs die.

24, good wine is not afraid of brewing, good people are not afraid to talk.

25, there are no two days in the sky, and people are unreasonable.

26. Dragons can't live without clouds and fish can't live without water.

27. There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no director on earth.

28. It is better to open your hands than to trap the population.

29. If you are ambitious, you will say it if you are reasonable.

30. Losing one thing is better than losing it for a while.

3 1, longan knows pearls, phoenix eyes know treasures, and ox eyes know grass.

32. If you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you don't practice for two days, you are a layman for three days, and you lose half your weight for four days.

33. You can only persuade others to get married, but you can't persuade others to go.

34. Knife wounds are easy to treat, but mouth injuries are difficult to treat.

35. A cow can't pull a rake, and people talk nonsense.

36. The sky depends on the sun and the moon, and people depend on their conscience.

37, the tongue is long, the fact is made of iron.

38. It doesn't matter if I don't recognize people.

39. A contented person is a gentleman, and a greedy person is a villain.

40. The big carp swimming in the lake is not as good as the small carp on the table.

4 1, don't be fooled if you don't want to be cheap.

42. When you grind grain, you should grind rice out. Speak reasonably.

43. It is better to be positive than evil.

44, beating people for two days and swearing for three days.

45. Good tea is not afraid of fine products, and good things are not afraid of fine theory.

46. Without the cold in winter, I don't know if spring is warm.

47, drums don't knock, don't argue.

48. A thief can't hide from the village, nor can he hide from his tongue when stealing vegetables.

49. The melon is not round, and people are not perfect.

50. It's better to admit your mistake than to lie.

5 1. If the water is uneven, it will flow, and if it is unreasonable, it will be said.

52. Being a thief steals onions and embezzles oil.

53. Smart people don't do shady things, while real men don't tell lies.

Cats and mice sleep differently, and tigers and deer walk differently.

55. It is difficult to fight with empty fists, but it is difficult to talk with empty words.

56. Every fruit has a cause, and there are advantages and disadvantages.

57. The sparrow fell into the ground to eat food, and the fox came into the house to steal chickens.

58. The more the well is dug, the clearer the water is; The more things you put out, the more rational you are.

59, can only save suffering, can't save gambling.

60 means getting married and never enjoying it for long.

6 1, one bite is not fat, but one step is not across the horizon.

62. Eat rice and speak rationally.

63. Rationality cannot be lost, and irrationality cannot be disputed.

64, do not eat wine, the face is not red; Don't be a thief, don't be surprised.

65, an egg is not enough to eat, a reputation is old.

66. Learn well in three years and learn poorly in three days.

67. Don't lie in front of real people.

68. Ten years makes a good scholar, and ten years makes a poor scholar.

69. Saving a hundred sheep is better than saving a wolf.

70. Living on a slope for a long time is not too steep.

7 1, children in the mountains are not afraid of wolves, and children in the city are not afraid of officials.

72. A horse looks at his teeth, but a man looks at his words and deeds.

73. If the tiger is released to the mountain, there will be future trouble.

74. One person builds roads, and ten thousand people walk together.

75. Whips hurt meat, and bad words hurt.

76. People are afraid of temptation, while ponds are afraid of infiltration.

77. The mountain is climbed step by step, and the boat is rowed.

78. There are many meals and many people talk.

79, can only save people, can't drag people into the water.

80. Learning well is less than 1000 days, but learning badly is more than one day.

8 1, when the truth comes out, people will watch it for a long time.

82. A thousand studies are not as good as seeing, and a thousand studies are not as good as practicing.

83. The altar can be sealed, but the population can't.

84. It is not difficult to learn from the times, and it is not difficult to say good things.

85. It's okay for one person to talk, but two people can talk high and low.

86, people are afraid of private, and the land is afraid of shortage.

87. Stealing vegetables is not fat, and being a thief is not rich.

88. Stealing money for two or three days; Hard-earned money, ten thousand years.

89, more timely rain, less Monday morning quarterback.

90. Foxes always show their tails, while poisonous snakes always stick out their tongues.

9 1, rational win, irrational lose.

92. The truth is not short, and the mouth is not soft.

93. Interlacing is like a mountain, and interlacing is like a mountain.

94. Going into the mountains is not afraid of hurting the tiger, but it is a double-edged sword.

95. Send water back to mud; We learn through practice.

96. Bad horses are black sheep, rotten oranges are empty baskets.

97. Walking is afraid of heavy rain, and talking is afraid of losing your mind.

98. Telling the truth is reasonable, but swearing is unreasonable.

99. Your feet can't run in the rain, but your mouth is strong.

100, it's better to make your heart suffer than your face is hot.

10 1. Robbers can only use knives and evil dogs can only use sticks.

102, don't ride two horses and drink two teas.

103, the strength at one time lies in strength, and the victory or defeat through the ages lies in reason.

104, a word is flat at both ends, and the scale is not lost.

105, it's better to stab in the back than to stab in the back.

106, it is difficult to cover two ears with one hand, and it is difficult to board two boats with one foot.

107, people learn by themselves, and trees are repaired by people.

108, I would rather do it than miss it.

109, people are afraid of losing face, and trees are afraid of losing their skin.

1 10, I would rather have no money than be shameless.

1 1 1, hitting the water into waves, hitting the stone into fire, arousing people into disaster.

1 12, eating without salt is powerless.

1 13, eating people is soft, and reasoning about people is short.

1 14, deny the truth, help the truth and not help the pro. The water can't cover the ship, and the hands can't cover the sky.

1 15. Persuasion is beneficial after all, and agitation is endless.

1 16, feet are not afraid of crooked shoes, hearts are not afraid of thunder.

1 17, meanness does not make money, loyalty does not lose money.

1 18, eat something delicious and say something reasonable.

1 19, proverbs commonly used in daily life (4):

120, people say a word, the valley is full of good rice.

12 1, taste it before eating, and think about it in advance.

122, no oral knowledge for three days and no manual knowledge for three years.

123, deceives the mountain but not the water, deceives others but not the heart.

124, don't pick the burden, don't know the weight, don't walk long distances, don't know the distance.

125, an old horse knows the way, but an old man knows the world.

126, the poor are always happy, and the turbid are worried.

127, old people don't talk about the past, and future generations will lose their music.

128, let the heart desperately, and hurt yourself.

129, reason is to things, and good steel is to the blade.

130, misconduct, short tongue.

13 1, I would rather recite Buddha with my mouth than curse with my mouth.

132, swear to be smart and the prisoner is innocent.

133, one person does evil and ten thousand people suffer.

134, braving the wind and waves while the iron is hot.

135, the road is curved and the principle is straight.

136, if one person doesn't say it twice, neither side will please.

137, cheated for the first time, came back for the second time.

138, I'm not afraid of tigers sitting face to face, I'm afraid of being double-edged.

139, bow steady, not afraid of the wind.

140, greedy for small profits, it is difficult to achieve great things.

14 1, endless roads, endless reasons.

142, not afraid to glare at King Kong, but afraid to squint at Bodhisattva.

143, if you are not afraid of ghosts, you are afraid of people.

144, Chai asked the woodcutter and Fan asked the ferryman.

145, the road is uneven and everyone steps on it; If things are unfair, everyone should take care of them.

146, harmonious way to make money, disobedience leads to disaster.

147, there is nothing to say, and the facts prove it.

148, one person spreads the truth, and a hundred people spread it.

149, one inch, one foot.

150, great strength, but also great courage.

15 1, there are ups and downs, and there are advantages and disadvantages.

152, it is not clear whether it is reasonable if the light is not turned on.

153, don't look at people's intimacy, look at fluency.

154, good people argue, bad people argue.

155, one truth makes sense, and the other makes sense.

156, traveling a thousand miles is not as good as studying for ten years.

157, contented people are safe, and greedy people are easy to get into trouble.

158, there is no doubt about employing people, and there is no doubt about people.

159, I have something to say face to face, and I have something to say before me.

160, people are afraid of debauchery, and iron is afraid of falling off the furnace.

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162, I would rather have no money for one day than have bad luck for one day.

163, it's better said than seen.

164, I don't sleep in the quilt, I don't know how wide the quilt is.

165, have something to say in the light, there is medicine to be given to the pain.

166, one is to eliminate three evils, and man is to eliminate all evils.

167, reason is not afraid of potential pressure, and people are not afraid of shadows.

168, birds cherish feathers, tigers cherish their skin, and they cherish their faces when interacting with people.

169, money is like dirt, with a face value of several thousand pieces.

170, good can't cover all the ugliness, and good can't cover all the ugliness.

17 1, when practicing in the world, the knife is sharpened on a stone.

172, contentment is always happy, and life is not humiliating.

173, no charge, I don't know how expensive rice is; If you don't have children, you don't know your parents.

174, all the bows in the world are curved, and all the principles in the world are straight.

175, the foot is stable, and it is not afraid to be rolled with a wooden stick.

176, men are reasonable and horses have reins.

177, go out and watch the sky, stir-fry and watch the fire.

178, hearing is virtual, seeing is believing.

179, there are grass pedestrians on the road, and some people say that their brains are not normal.

180, you can't catch two fish in one hand and read two lines at a time.

A beautiful article describing daily life

My mother is very busy. I wanted her to relax, so I pointed to a bucket of water next to her and said, "Mom, can you measure the center of this bucket of water? However, there are no measuring tools available. " Mother thought for a moment and said, "divide the water into three points, and then draw a vertical line of three points." The vertical foot is the center. " "How to draw a vertical line without measuring tools?" I said, "Is there any other way?" Mother frowned thoughtfully. After a while, she said, "Do you have any good ideas?" I picked up a stone and knocked it on the barrel wall, causing ripples. "Mom, look, this is the center." I pointed to the place where the ripples are concentrated. Mom gave up, clenched her fists with both hands and looked funny.

Mother's love.

When we want to share delicious food with our mother, she will say, "Eat, I'm afraid my stomach will fail." When a plate of delicious fish is served on the table, my mother will put the cleaned fish into our bowl, and then keep the fish head for herself, but casually say, "I'm afraid that if I eat too much fish, I won't digest well." When we take out all kinds of high-grade drinks or sweet fruits from the refrigerator and hand them to our mother, she will say, "I don't want to eat, I'm afraid of being cold ..." How can this short seemingly ordinary sentence not make us realize its profound meaning? That clearly poured into the mother's deep love for her daughter!

Celebrate grandpa's birthday

Everyone was in high spirits, urged and invited, and insisted that grandparents sing a song together, so the two old people sang a nostalgic song-Kangding Love Song. When the song ended, the atmosphere became more intense. Everyone was singing and dancing, and Grandpa Longevity couldn't help jumping up tonight. Oh-to tell the truth, this is the most popular yangko in the 1950s!

Love for my daughter

As long as your daughter can remember, whenever you get up for work in the morning, you will always fold the quilt and kiss your daughter's face: "Dear, have a good sleep!" " Whenever you change your daughter into clean clothes, you always kiss her cheek: "Honey, how beautiful!" " "Whenever your daughter cries, you always have to kiss her cheek:" Be good and obedient! " ……

Couplet match

On the night of the Spring Festival, my father came up with an ingenious "couplet contest", and my brother and I were very happy. The "old host" mother first told her father's masterpiece: "Shanghai tap water comes from the sea." It can be read backwards or backwards. This will "catch" me and my brother. I looked at this picture of Li Anyun Cuisong, and my thoughts suddenly widened. I blurted out: "Li Anyun, Hunan Province is connected with Nanhu Lake." My father praised me repeatedly, my mother nodded slightly, but my brother looked at me coldly because I won the first prize. I was happy, and my mother went on to say the first couplet of the second couplet: "There is no light in the Spring Festival, and the lights are bright, which makes Gankun colorful." This sentence gives me a headache. Just when I was thinking, my brother confidently replied, "The thunder hasn't come in winter, so playing a few drums will replace the earthquake." Dad praised: "The antithesis is neat and quick-thinking." I have to "eat dry vinegar"