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Find a seat, turn the lights and dance in a coffee cup.

Dip in the moonlight and write your name on the snow, which warms the whole winter.

Grab a happy face, maybe the days are too long, when the south wind blows the rhythm of missing.

Close your eyes and want to escape from everything, but you know in your heart that you can't escape.

Find a seat, turn the lights and dance in a coffee cup.

Wipe the mirror and lock the airspace in vain.

Rotten leaves only use the reticular skeleton of veins to recall the sound of symphonic poems flowing by and the embers of the future.

The dark night of chocolate is quietly dyed pink, as straight as a bamboo pole and bent into the intersection of curves.

Copying dreams every night, familiar crying love.

Sometimes shame is like falling into an empty city, worrying alone in magnesium fire, spitting fog and coughing up a roll of dragons and tigers.

When the black eyes become a figure, the line of sight in the condensation is overloaded.

It's a pantomime on the platform. The train sighed when it left. Before the next round of applause comes, there are always some strangers who can't catch the plane.

The mood is on the wrinkled cotton fir, and the cold iron is uneven. What can I do?

Silently, in this year's time, practice is all around a soaked collar, and the inscription of that day is all tattooed on the neck.

In loneliness, one should be like a team.

It is said that you dream of someone, which means you are romantic again.

Second, men's love is born from overlooking, while women's love is born from looking up.

Third, some people like loneliness, but they don't like disappointment. Murakami Haruki

Fourth, all kinds of stories, but feelings are hurt; When Xiao Shui goes, the moon is like frost.

Don't tell others about your bad mood. Anyway, sleep at night, go out to play during the day, eat and drink well on cloudy days, and listen to the rain on rainy days.

6. Jun Song, Moon, Concubine Dance, Sun Moon, Chang 'an.

No matter how difficult it is, I will walk slowly against the rising sun.

Eight, here, I want to encourage you again. We should be smart, be wise, be kind and honest, and be brave to others and ourselves.

Nine, work hard just to be less hard in the future.

Ten, the complexity of the world, the ugliness of human nature, the entanglement of love and hate, this life and past lives, but a dream is floating, the dream is scattered, there is no concern, no missing.

Eleven, some people have many opportunities to meet, but they always find excuses to shirk, and there is no chance to meet.

12. When a docile woman becomes fierce, it must be that a man fails to live up to expectations and she wants to stand out.

Thirteen, you don't have to say sorry. A little complaining, a little volunteering.

Fourteen, the journey of life is deep and long, and it is not a bad thing that we know nothing about the future.

Time can witness love, but not all love can stand the test.

Sixteen, youth is a blank sheet of paper. When you color it, it also has a name called dream!

Love is not a flower in the soil, but a fertilizer in the soil, which nourishes your life.

Eighteen, I don't want to be an episode in your life, just want to be a perfect ending in your life.

Nineteen, you don't know how brave I need to decide to spend my life with you.

Twenty, time flies, Sandy, many things will always be forgotten, whether it is a smile or sadness, it will gradually drift away.

Twenty-one, I must be the kind of girl who buys bread for me.

22. Occasionally, I can see some beautiful light and shadow of the past in my mind, such as sleepless nights, walking alone, facing the wind and falling out of the water. Countless moments of the past flashed by like a movie, mixed with a nostalgic and sentimental taste.

Twenty-three, I leaned down and stopped talking, regardless of your tricks, showing off at dawn and sunrise.

Twenty-four, who said that women chase men's interlayer yarn, unless the man has a good impression on you, the interlayer is basically barbed wire, and there is a fucking charge.

Twenty-five, in loneliness, a person should be like a team.

Twenty-six, giving up is not necessarily the snow in June, nor is it indecisive, nor is it a calm indifference.

Twenty-seven, I will not explain any misunderstanding, because people who can misunderstand me have never trusted me from the beginning.

28. The most beautiful emotion in the world is not how good you are, but how good you are to me; The strongest feeling in the world is not that I love you, but that I am used to having you; Mutual dependence is the deepest love.

Life is as short as cigarettes. Talk about copywriting.

Life is short, like the mood of a cigarette. Tell me about the copy (Part I) 1. Well, you are heartbroken, drinking, smoking, drinking, stomach bleeding, smoking, smoking, and your voice is hoarse. He didn't come back to you Forget it. Don't hurt yourself. He doesn't care.

Fireworks can't last forever in America. Everything has an end, and the situation is so cold ... It's hard to think that giving up is nothing.

3. An upset man will want to smoke, and he will burn it inside.

Whether I like you or not is not for me to decide.

Smoking hurts my lungs. If I don't smoke, I'm sad. I only smoke!

6. As a woman who doesn't smoke or drink, what's the point of living if she is lustful ~

7. It's good to be alive if you have more money and less money. There is no need to think too much. People come and go, as long as they are safe, polite and courteous, as long as they are happy, and the world is cold, as long as they are grateful.

8. You say that smoking will hurt your lungs but not your stomach, so why don't you let me smoke, because my heart hurts ten times more than yours.

9. Cigarettes make my fingers flexible and natural. The lingering smoke runs aground around me like a dream, brushing away tiny cigarette dust and fading the flowers of life.

10. A woman who smokes has a big scar in her heart, a lover in her heart, an ulterior secret in her heart, and likes to pretend to be strong.

1 1. It's all over. What's there to remember?

12. When I am in a bad mood, I will light a non-smoking cigarette.

13. Tanabata, a computer, a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of coke, one person with one heart.

14. From the moment I lit this cigarette, I was completely awake.

15. The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs.

16. I am a good boy. I don't fall in love, fight, swear, lose my temper, skip classes, go to Internet cafes, smoke or drink. I study hard and love myself.

17. I look forward to seeing you every day. Your love is the smoke I once inhaled into my lungs; I'll never be able to change it if I don't stop cutting it.

I know smoking is harmful, but I can't help it.

19. What is gossip? Asking for help is perfunctory, and employing people is also a waste. Gossip is scary, annoying and unable to listen.

20. Smoking can adjust people's mood: smoking can solve problems.

Life is short, unlike cigarettes. Talk about copywriting (2)1. Are you telling me that you don't eat fireworks?

22. The posture of smoking is becoming more and more skilled, and the lover is becoming more and more casual.

23. cigarettes make my fingers flexible and natural. The lingering smoke ran aground around me like a dream, brushed away tiny cigarette dust and withered the flowers of life.

We didn't do anything wrong, maybe it was just the wrong time.

25. How can I refuse? Spit it out like you refuse to smoke!

26. I once loved someone, and I couldn't smoke or drink; Once loved a person, but started drinking and not smoking; I once loved someone and started smoking and drinking. I once loved someone, and I wanted to quit smoking and drinking. I haven't fallen in love with someone, let me quit smoking and drinking …

27. Watch me cry. Watch me keep silent. Watch me drink, watch me smoke, watch me pour out my feelings, watch me surf the Internet on QQ. Have you ever cared-

28. You said it was bad for boys to smoke. I quit smoking for you. You said drinking was bad for your health, and I said yes, never again. Because I love you, fool.

29. I have changed and gone bad. I can drink, swear, smoke and fight. Do you look upset?

30. It is very tiring to be alive. It's better to rely on yourself than anyone else. You must work very hard and don't make three friends.

3 1. I smoke not to be handsome, but to hold you in my arms when I smoke into my lungs.

32. I don't want to be born on the same day in the same year, but I want to die on the same day in the same year. Brothers take cigarettes together, fight together, drink together, pick up girls together and sleep together.

33. A woman who smokes is enchanting, because there are countless sentimentality hidden in her heart.

The doctor said that smoking hurts the lungs. She told me that she was sentimental and sad.

35. Smoking is just a lonely mouth and a depressed mood. Give yourself a cigarette.

This situation is nothing more than fireworks, and I will never regret it.

37. Sometimes I just get used to loneliness and hurt my back. I smoke and drink alone. Maybe that's how I get used to a person who can't wait for the person I love.

38. I stubbed out my cigarette and lit another one, just watching it burn quietly.

39. Do you think we are afraid of you in super yellow stockings that my mother doesn't even wear, with cigarettes from the Red Seven Wolves in our mouths and sunglasses in summer?

40. The faint smell of tobacco brings me a sense of security.

Life is as short as cigarettes. Talk about Copywriting (Chapter 3) 4 1. Want to smoke quietly alone; Tears silently, thinking hard!

42. The lungs are uncomfortable, which may be due to smoking too many times; Stomach upset, maybe it's too much to drink; I feel uncomfortable, maybe I miss you too many times.

43. I learned to drink when I was alone, and I learned to smoke when I was alone. Slowly, I became bad.

44. He gradually forgot whether he smoked because of his heartache or because of smoking.

45.Ciao, the cigarette case says that smoking is harmful to health, so why do you still produce cigarettes?

46. Irritability, loneliness, helplessness, anxiety, waiting, these countless frustrated words are the reasons why I smoke.

Since then, I have been smoking and drinking, and I have never talked about eternity. From then on, I talked about cats and dogs. I never said that I had them.

48. Smoking is harmful to health, so why do I still smoke? Because it burned my soul.

49. My man can't smoke, drink and play ambiguous. You can give me the Q code and tell me, "Daughter-in-law, you can delete whoever you don't like."

50. When you smoke alone in the dead of night, do you feel my inner loneliness?

5 1. She was drunk because of your smoking, collapsed in a bar and said romantic words in a strange man's ear.

52. Pack a cigarette and work hard at the computer.

53. The gray ashtray bears the sadness all the way.

54. Give loneliness a cigarette and make it disappear.

55. I am a person, not a person! I feel lonely when I miss you. I smoke because I am lonely, and I am lonely because I smoke. I still don't know whether to smoke alone or smoke.

56.[ I smoke, I drink, and everything I have now is thanks to you]

Smoking is harmful to health, but it can promote mental health.

58. In October, fireworks rain lane, whose thoughts hurt people?

59. People who smoke will never smell their own smoke.

60. Smoking, drinking, gambling and fighting are all beautiful, but doing homework at school is not good (don't worry, I haven't done anything before)

On a blind date, my mother found me a big demolition room.

Before exchanging rings, the master of ceremonies said to the bride: Hello, bride. Whose is the tall and handsome groom opposite? The bride said: this is my lang! The MC asked the groom again, whose mother is this bride as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade? We heard this guy stammer: This is my mother! Suddenly the whole audience laughed, leaving the elder brothers alone! I only heard my father-in-law say: It's really uncle ...

Graduation from college, breakup season. I have been in love with my girlfriend for two years, but her parents don't agree. In order to report the return of beautiful women, I go to the park where my girlfriend and mother walk every morning and evening to pretend to meet each other, and then perform various performances to win good feelings. So I persisted for almost two months, thinking that I was going to win, and my girlfriend suddenly said not to contact again and broke up. I asked, "Why?" The girlfriend said, "Because of you, my mother wants to divorce my father. . . "

Say a buddy. One day, my buddy was squatting in the public toilet tearing paper and wiping his ass. A voice came from the pit next to him, "Brother, I forgot to bring some paper." Dude wiped his ass with paper, folded it in half and handed it over. . . Then. . . I saw two men in trousers running in the street in tandem. . . .

Xiao Ming comes home from school and has guests at home. His mother introduced him and said, "This is my cousin." "This is my cousin." "This is my cousin." "Why are they all ideograms?" As soon as the voice fell on his mother's face, Xiao Ming was slapped in the face, and Xiao Ming hid his face and cried. "Yes," Xiao Ming said while crying.

At home at night, my wife asked me if I had hidden my private money. I smiled: "Of course not." After a while, my wife took a hundred dollars and wiped it on my head. I was puzzled, and then I saw my wife hand the money to Jin Mao, looked at it, smelled it, patted Jin Mao on the back and said, "Go find it!" " "My lips trembled unnaturally. . .

I was very angry when I found my husband's private money: "How dare you hide it privately?" Husband: "Calm down! You're not hiding. Compared with you, it is still far from it! " I asked, "Put P, when have I ever hidden it?" You say it! "The husband said," You had an ectopic pregnancy before, and you hid the child! ""I: " . 。"

Since the first blind date was rejected by me, my mother was unwilling to die and found a boy from a relative's house, which was demolished by a large family. It is said that the whole building belongs to their family. My mother said enthusiastically: It's agreed, register immediately and ask for a suite. When she said this, I saw a wolf with red eyes, which was almost impossible to visualize. Did you raise your daughter to sell it when she grew up?

The landlord is in the countryside, and the family is still burning firewood. Once my son saw that there was still a spark in the kitchen and volunteered to help make a fire. Before I could say no, he ran to the kitchen, with a loud bang and a big breath! Cold ash in front of the stove sprayed my son in the face! He sneezed, looked at me and said, mom! The fire finally started! Laughing and crying, I quickly helped him wash his face!

One foggy day, my husband drove his son to school. Son: I can't see the way. What time do I arrive? Husband: Stop, here we are! Son: When will it stop? Husband: Stop when you arrive! There seems to be nothing wrong with it!

The bus I took today was sent off several times by a shameless private car, but I couldn't get to the station that occupied the bus lane card. Later, the driver got angry and called when he stopped. It sounds like his brother-in-law belongs to the traffic police team, so we saw that the car was detained by the traffic police at the next stop, and a female driver was desperately apologizing. . .

When I was a freshman, my classmates had dinner together and ordered a plate of fried snails. The landlord ate it for the first time. I said, how should I eat this thing? They said suck it out and eat the meat. I didn't expect my suction to be ok, and I can basically suck it out. After dinner, they said in surprise: Wow! How come your snail is so clean! I took a look at them and found that they didn't eat tails, but only the meat on their heads. I ate them all ... ate them. ...