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I betrayed my wife, and after being with mistress, I was bored. On the one hand, I am afraid to hide, on the other hand, I feel guilty.

When love loses trust and honesty, it means the end, and when marriage loses happiness and responsibility, it means the end.

You have to have the courage to solve it yourself. What would such a horrible woman do? After you talk to him, you have to do something wrong to her. She is absolutely capable of killing people. Cruel and cruel, cruel. Your wife is such a good woman, you don't know how to cherish it, and you can't hold it for a year. Are you a man? To tell you the truth, I despise ~ when my wife was there with a backache because of pregnancy, you enjoyed it there. To tell the truth, as a husband, you are not qualified. If you dare to do it from the beginning, you must take this result into account, and if you dare to do it, you must dare to face it. You are not only responsible for your wife and family, but also for your children. Avoiding can't solve the problem, and it can't solve any problems when it expires. The most important thing to keep a relationship is honesty. You should tell your wife frankly, beg her forgiveness, tell her that you cheated on her physically, but not mentally, and swear that you will never do that again. You will take good care of her and her children and assume the responsibilities as a husband and father. Men can't resist the temptation of beautiful women. I believe she can understand you. But if you don't tell her, your mistress is still pestering you. In order to get you, mistress will definitely try to destroy your feelings and tell your wife about your relationship in person. In that case, your wife will be very sad and will probably lead to the breakdown of marriage. This is the best way to apologize. As for your mistress, she is not a gentle and kind woman. She dares to destroy the happiness of other people's families and release threats, which is evidence. You should watch out for her. If possible, you'd better change her number, work in another place and move. This is when she is a super crazy pervert stalker. It doesn't matter if she's just the kind of person who dares to say and dare not do it, lest she go crazy and stab you or your wife. You should tell her by phone that bitter gourd is not sweet and that you don't like her. Although it will break her heart, she asked for it and despised mistress. If she is crazy, don't tell her to her face. I'm afraid she will give you a knife. If she does anything unusual, call the police immediately. You'd better take some self-defense tools and keep your wife and children in a safe place for the time being, preferably where she doesn't know.

"The reaction list when my husband didn't come home all night" became a hot topic on the Internet.

My husband didn't come home all night, and the situation is unknown. As a wife, most of them stay up late, but how to deal with it? Some netizens invented the national women's countermeasures (pure spoof) by analyzing their personalities. In this regard, some netizens laughed and some netizens jumped, questioning its scientific nature.

1. My wife stayed up all night. The next day, I went to a private detective firm, leaving 2000 yuan, and entrusted the private detective to collect all the evidence of playboy's husband's infidelity. A week later, the husband received a court summons and the wife sued for divorce. Finally, it was determined that the husband was at fault and the house and property belonged to the wife.

This is a Beijing wife.

My wife stayed up all night. The next day, my wife went to the hair salon for an ionic perm in the morning, made a mask in the afternoon and bought a set of sexy underwear in the sex shop. Prepare a candlelight dinner for 400 yuan at home in the evening. When my husband came home at night, he saw his beautiful and sexy wife. He was so surprised that he could put an egg in his mouth. He deeply regretted that he was as blind as a bat and vowed never to let his wife leave him.

A week later, my wife wrote an article entitled "How did I keep my playboy husband?" Articles, and published in a magazine, also got five hundred yuan.

This is a Shanghai wife.

My wife stayed up all night. The next day, my wife dressed up beautifully and called her first lover: hello, do you remember me? I'm lonely, I'm free tonight ... so my husband continues to be chic outside, and my wife will have a private meeting with her lover at home, so don't worry about it and live in peace.

This is Guangdong wife.

My wife stayed up all night. When I got up the next day, my wife cleaned up the house, folded her husband's clothes neatly, and left a note telling her husband to take medicine on time. So I went back to my parents' house. Later, my husband's conscience found out that he went to his mother-in-law's house to offer a humble apology, invited his wife back and vowed to live a good life.

This is a Sichuan wife.