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Brother Fang, tell me

1. I am unreasonable, excusing myself for my mistakes and favoring others. I am very unfair. Everyone I love is right.

I am a fierce butcher and a docile pet. As long as I want, I have thousands of appearances.

Go your own way, and go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back.

You let me know what means by hook or by crook, and I'll let you know what means by tit for tat.

5. I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of being photographed by the whole world.

6. Do you know a person through his mouth?

7. I'll save you face and hope you have a long brain.

8. When I like you, every word you say is like a flying knife stabbing me, and the knife is right in the middle of the bull's eye; When I don't like you, even if you sit next to me and cut the aorta and blood splashes all over me, I can take a piece of paper, wipe my clothes and leave.

9. Never mind what I turned out to be, that won't be the way I love you.

10. Some people envy you, some people laugh at you, some people envy you, some people ignore you, but so what, you will always be the protagonist of this drama of life, others are supporting roles, enemies are walk-ons, friends are cameos, and love is the best partner.

1 1. It's raining, I'll give you an umbrella; If you don't like me, I'll find you a new lover.

12. Everyone has his own story behind him. You may not understand, but please don't talk nonsense.

13. It's no use crying. Tears are reserved for defeated people, so I want to smile and watch them cry.

14. Your life won't let you down. Those wrong turns, tears and sweat all make you unique.

15. Never show weakness in front of others, even if you are really at the end of your rope.

16. I know that staying up late has many disadvantages, but so what? Without these disadvantages, my life is not necessarily great.

17. Even if I live the rest of my life alone, I won't settle for it.

18. Say what you like, leave if you hate it, stay if you don't give up, and fulfill if you don't give up. Public expression is much better than hiding in fear.

19. Whether I pay attention to my image in front of you depends on our relationship.

20. I hope I will live like a devil in the world in the future, heartless and proud of the spring breeze, and I will give up anything that holds me back.

202 1 Talk about the coolest domineering personality in Europe and America

1, even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

2, one person, one heart, one world.

Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

I never tidy my room, because I am a "beauty in a messy room"

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

6. Women want to dress men, but men want to see naked women.

7. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

8. I said I didn't love you, just like you said you loved me very much. It was all a lie.

9. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

10, good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly?

1 1, what's that noise? Pull it out and bury it alive.

12, people laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at people who can't see through it.

13 I love you without reservation.

14, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

15. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

16, don't judge my future by your past.

17, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

18, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

19, don't say anything, love is enough.

20. Things are lost, there is no need to find them back.

2 1, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

22, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

23. I am so kind to you, and I never need a reason, just because I love you.

24, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

25. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

26. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

27. It's better to say no love than to make excuses everywhere.

I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

29. Even rhetoric is my attachment to you. Only you can make me sweet talk.

30. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to be embarrassed, but it's disgusting.

3 1, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

32. When breaking up, don't say "inappropriate" to me. I'm a TM Martian! Not suitable for earth people!

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

34. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

35. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

36. A person can live a good life in the future. ...

37. I want to forget you and forget any memory about you.

38. You are too presumptuous, not that I won't save you.

39. I am not beautiful, not cute, eccentric, super bad-tempered, and I usually cheat. Do you love me so much?

40, no love, no joy, no sex.

4 1. Your chest has been touched. How dare you call me an airport?

42. Money binds people, but charm binds people.

43. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.

44. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

Please don't treat my sister's shyness as a man show.

46. How mean a person must be to deserve you.

47. Don't challenge my blackmail skills with the speed at which you say Sp.

48. You gave me a princess-style castle, and lived a life of clothes to reach out for food. What you lose is your independent instinct.

Please don't judge me by your ignorance.

50. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

20 19 talk about the coolest domineering personality in Europe and America

1, even if love makes me fall again, scars should be a kind of pride.

2, one person, one heart, one world.

Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

I never tidy my room, because I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

I can't see my way, but I never give up.

6. Women want to dress men, but men want to see naked women.

7. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

8. I said I didn't love you, just like you said you loved me very much. It was all a lie.

9. I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

10, good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly?

1 1, what's that noise? Pull it out and bury it alive.

12, people laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at people who can't see through it.

13 I love you without reservation.

14, beauty is just a metaphor, and handsome boy is just a name.

15. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

16, don't judge my future by your past.

17, whether naked or not, I only believe that plain is true.

18, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to understand.

19, don't say anything, love is enough.

20. Things are lost, there is no need to find them back.

2 1, the road you choose, no matter how difficult it is, you must go on.

22, a person's past, a person's present, a person's romance is irreplaceable.

23. I am so kind to you, and I never need a reason, just because I love you.

24, people don't make me, I don't commit crimes. If people attack me, they will do the opposite. People don't scold me, I don't scold. If people scold me, they will curse to death!

25. Development is the last word, but hard development is unreasonable.

26. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.

27. It's better to say no love than to make excuses everywhere.

I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

29. Even rhetoric is my attachment to you. Only you can make me sweet talk.

30. A cheating person is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to be embarrassed, but it's disgusting.

3 1, the world, just to protect you. What's the use of a world without you?

32. When breaking up, don't tell me it's inappropriate. I'm a fucking Martian! Not suitable for earth people!

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

34. I want to make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

35. I care more about people who care about me. People who don't care about me, why should you let me continue to care?

36. A person can live a good life in the future.

37. I want to forget you and forget any memory about you.

38. You are too presumptuous, not that I won't save you.

39. I am not beautiful, not cute, eccentric, super bad-tempered, and I usually cheat. Do you love me so much?

40, no love, no joy, no sex.

4 1. Your chest has been touched. How dare you call me an airport?

42. Money binds people, but charm binds people.

43. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.

44. If I choose to love you, then I will love you to the end!

Please don't treat my sister's shyness as a man show.

46. How mean a person must be to deserve you.

47. Don't challenge my blackmail skills with the speed at which you say Sp.

48. You gave me a princess-style castle, and lived a life of clothes to reach out for food. What you lose is your independent instinct.

Please don't judge me by your ignorance.

50. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

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1. Sisters are brothers, men are clothes. If anyone touches my sister, I'll tear his clothes.

I didn't learn to cry before, but now I'm in tears.

3, you have no bones, or what, nothing is always snuggling in other people's arms.

4. People cannot see through the world of mortals, because people live in the world of mortals.

5, you chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

6. In this dreamlike life, I can't sleep anymore.

7, anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

8, the weather is cold, please add clothes in time, pay attention to keep warm and lewd.

9. You can lose face without laughing, because you have no face to lose weight.

10, if you lie to me, I will bully you to the point where you can't lie to me.

I never believed that we could be friends after breaking up.

12, bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

13, I know that if you want to forget you, you must start a brand-new relationship.

14, I never thought about getting married before I met her; I have never regretted marrying her.

15, don't ask me where the money went, I want to know if I will spend it again.

16, you wait, one day you will be the mother of my child and the grandmother of my grandson!

17, people laugh at me for being crazy, and you can't see how angry I am.

18, don't show off in front of me, I can still live well without you.

19. If someone hurts me, I will pay him back a hundred times or even a thousand times.

20. Love takes time, and time can teach us what to do.

2 1, stars can be more famous if they take off a little, but I got caught taking off everything.

22. No matter how handsome you are, it's not your husband. Don't envy his goodness.

23. I believe we will all be fine, just like when we first met.

24. I am noble and single just to wait until I fall in love with you and get married.

25. When the day put the night in bed again, the sun was born.

26. I am not the king of expression, and I can't play the kind of embarrassment you want.

27. I know that twisted melons are not sweet, but I just don't like melons.

28. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

29. Feelings that are not for the purpose of marriage are all for raising a wife for others.

30. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.

3 1, the same thing, if you want to open it, it is heaven, but if you can't open it, it is hell.

32. Save the last sip of water for comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice!

33. In front of me, the enemy either fled or was defeated!

34. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

35. When we cry, we are actually expecting someone to wipe away these tears.

36. Life is like a super girl, and all who persist are men.

37. We don't know what we have until we lose it.

There are not too many heartless people in the world, only too many boring people.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

40. At best, you are blind; In the worst case, you are blind.

4 1. Forgive me for not being gentle, beautiful and considerate.

42. Hi, my old lover wants me to be immortal in your heart.

43. Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like premature ejaculation.

44. I draw your face with a brush, but I can't draw your heart.

45. Will the iron cock rust at six o'clock? You are a stainless steel cock.

46. Think about how much you looked down on 60 points in those years. What a stupid idea.

47. Temporary setbacks can often be transformed into knowledge and insight through unyielding struggle.

48. I heard that waste products are being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.

49, the home of the rich, that is called humble abode; Rich people are depressed, which is called melancholy.

50. I struggle with one thing every day. Why should I spend money?

5 1, when you are rich, all your friends know you. When you are in trouble, you make friends.

52, pick up the debris on the ground, all the pain is only one person to lick.

Notre Dame de Paris lacks bell ringers. I think your major is right.

54. I am crossing the road. Where are you? I can't see your back.

55. A woman has two mouths, one for telling right and wrong, and the other for eating people.

Sometimes, I wish I were like a computer. Format it when you are tired.

I don't know if this love is right, but I choose to give it a try.

58. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?

59, my strength, my pride, in front of the word break up, completely shattered!

60. I woke up in this beautiful spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

6 1, listen if you should, and go in one ear and out the other if you shouldn't. Don't embarrass yourself.

If you choose to be a villain, don't blame the government for trampling on your dignity.

63. I feel a little cold. Maybe there is an empty city in my heart.

64. I care about you and you spoil me. This is the life I want.

65. Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades, but I didn't see the finale.

66. Hold your hand and drag your child away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

67. I can't express your application in words, so I said, go away!

68. Life is a moving person, and death is a moving soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

69. If you don't want to be on my blacklist, don't say anything bad.

70. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically and give you pS.

7 1, leaning against the wall and running against everyone, you can't even rely on yourself these days.

72. What a child says means taking what a child says as a fart.

73. Four happy events in a man's life: promotion, getting rich, dead wife and little lover.

74. Happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

76. One person can give you a lot of pain, but no one is the same.

77. Girl, we will be very happy together. You are the only one in my life.

78. If a tree has no skin, it will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!

79. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

80. Give up on yourself and trust others. This is the reason for the failure.

8 1, baby, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon.

82. I am not a genius, because my first step is not to wear Finch's diapers.

83. Don't challenge my sister to hack your skills with the speed at which you speak Sp.

84. I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock got angry and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

85. Where I fell, I lay down. Hey, I still can't get up!

86. All friends point it out in person, and all dogs are discussed later.

87. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

88. I can't laugh at the happiness you gave me. I can only cry in pain.

89. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning.

90. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up.

9 1, please give me great happiness after you leave me. I am unhappy.

92. A relationship can't stand temptation, and it can't stand suspicion and harm.

93. You will never understand my sadness, just as you don't understand the darkness of night during the day.

94. From now on, forget all your troubles and spend every day happily.

95. We may accomplish nothing today, but there is no guarantee that we will dominate the country tomorrow.

96. There is only one person in the world, and no one can replace him.

97. Be a confident person. No matter who you face, we are all the same.

98. I love you and her. I am scarred and exhausted.

99. I can live without my mobile phone, but I can't live without it.

100, if being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make a mistake again and again.

10 1. In the future, you will definitely thank yourself for running hard now.

102, how many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

103. If a woman follows the wrong man, her life is over.

104, men can't be heroes without color, and women can't laugh without spending money.

105, don't think you are very important to me. I can still live a wonderful life without you.

106, I cried for you, and since then you are not worth my smile.

107, you will never understand my sadness, because you are a heartless person.

108, to put it bluntly, I am a diehard, and falling in love with you is hopeless.

109, when we know happiness, we know how to cherish it.

1 10, count with your fingers. If nothing unexpected happens, Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.

1 1 1, I'm not a hotel, I'm not a hotel, you can come and leave whenever you want!

1 12, if you don't work hard when you are young, you will drink northwest wind when you are old.

1 13. How many children were hurt by the exam and how many honest children learned to cheat.

1 14, time is too fast, it is too late for the elders, but the heart is vicissitudes.

1 15, I don't like sweets, so I like strong melon best.

1 16, sunshine warms my body temperature, but it can't warm my cold heart.

1 17, it rained yesterday, it is windy today, and it will be sunny tomorrow.

1 18, I met such a rogue when I was blind.