Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I can't drink very well.

I can't drink very well.

My humorous reply to my poor drinking capacity can be one of the following.

1, I can't drink, but I can open a bottle of wine for everyone.

I can only take one sip, so I can drive.

I can't drink as much as you, but I can get drunk with you.

The main purpose of reply is to answer the words that you can't drink well in a humorous way, resolve the embarrassment and narrow the distance between us.