An interesting modal phrase, if you are not sick, you should take two steps.

Boss, a lottery ticket, the bet I want to win.

You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may draw a knife to kill me!

What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

Tell me your home address and I'll change it into a public toilet.

My heart is full of sadness that you can't understand.

Your love for me is like a mirage.

For this world, she just wants to look on coldly.

I don't want to regard your pursuit of happiness as a deliberate conspiracy for a long time.

As long as you give me a hug, I can always smile.

I'm the only one. How can I write our ending?

If you don't love me, I will drown you in my overwhelming thoughts.

After watching your life, I finally found the courage to live.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

There is an attitude called being a bitch, and there is a state called making trouble.

You also learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

Being lovelorn means that you plan to spend your life with others, and they won't give you this life.

The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

Praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.

The wind is rustling and the water is cold. I must pay back the money I owe.

Put love at one end of the scale and life at the other.

If two heads are better than one, there are at least 100 million Zhuge Liang in China.

I long for freedom, but the human body doesn't know how to climb out of the dog hole!

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

Don't think I'm sunbathing, but I'm actually saving energy.

If you don't spend money, you might as well regard life as a play.

I face the cruelty of the world with the joy of pulling eggs.

Patient: Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach. Never mind, I have another one.

Secret love means no radar and anti-aircraft guns, silently locking enemy planes.

The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home.

I have always liked you. I just don't like humans sometimes.

A moment that should last forever has turned into a complicated situation.

This is the whole character. Save some flowers, it is shameful to squander them.

Don't feel abandoned by the world, and the world has no time to talk to you.

Always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, dear is not enough to kick!

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

I said, this strong man, after you put salt on my wound, don't try salty again.

People are looking for him for thousands of times, and you can take two steps without illness.

Classic talk about mood phrases: the road of life depends on yourself step by step.

1. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. You forget how big it is after reading it, and you will certainly tolerate all your grievances.

2. Even if the painful precipitation falls into the glass of life, try to make every day clear.

3, the road of life, step by step on your own, what can really protect you is your own personality choice and cultural choice.

The harm of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

5. Live a plain life, feel at ease, be simple, and do something that will make you happy. Please believe that everything will be all right, even if it is not today, it will one day.

6, the road of life, stop and go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness.

7. Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is a stranger.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

9. Youth related to you is like a roaring train. From then on, life can only be copied by memory.

10, people who don't want to fail are likely to fail themselves in the end.

1 1, sensitive people are prone to insecurity and excessive inferiority, for fear that their words and deeds will make others unhappy, and the person who is often unhappy behind is themselves.

12, love always makes you eat, feeds you and pampers you, but the way to respect this love is that you should know how to control yourself, not make yourself a fat man. Ta so hard to be a person who loves you, you should also try to be a person who is worthy of this feeling. Zhang Xiaohan

13, life is a journey, not a destination, but the scenery along the way and the mood to see the scenery.

14. A real person can lose his body, but he must win his soul.

15, if one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never want to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

16, we have worked hard, cherished and have a clear conscience. Leave the rest to fate.

17, what you can't stay is called youth. If you don't explain, you are calm. True love is that you don't let go. Imperfection is life.

18, love has no boundaries. If I can hug everything, what does it matter if I hug awkwardly?

19, don't think about why others always hurt you, ask yourself why you always allow this to happen.

20. Time can give all the answers.

2 1. Trees should not grow too fast. One year as firewood, three years and five years as tables and chairs, ten years and a hundred years as pillars. Therefore, we should cultivate deeply and wait for time.

I just want to do my part. Let those who like me continue to like me, and let those who don't like me at first at least don't hate me. I am already satisfied, because I am not a saint and can't sing with the whole world.

23. When I was young, in those long sunny afternoons, I had nothing to do and was fearless, just because I knew that there was an eternal wait in life. Frustrations come and go, tears flow and are put away. Nothing can discourage me, because I still have a long way to go, and you, you will definitely come.

There are too many things we can't do in this world. You can't go back to the past and you can't predict the future. And those who will never see again.

25. Nothing in the world belongs to you forever, including the people you love the most, and the children you raised, including your body, will eventually return to dust. Everything in the world is lent to us. Life is like a passer-by, come with joy and walk happily. Most importantly, seize the opportunity. A person's most vulnerable place is reluctance. I can't bear the feeling that it is no longer wonderful, and I can't bear the applause.

26. From now on, I will choose my life carefully, and I will not easily lose myself in all kinds of temptations. I have heard the call from afar in my heart, so I don't need to look back and care about all kinds of right and wrong and arguments behind me. I have no time to think about the past. I want to move on.

27. The first sign of true love is the timidity of a boy and the boldness of a girl.

28. You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always procrastinate like this. One day, you will have a lot to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.

29. I miss someone, and I am far away. I felt something, and it was deeply rooted in my intestines.

30. Some things are obviously meaningless, but they still care. It happens to everyone.

3 1, when you hug, you need each other, you are needed by others, and you are the most valuable person. When a woman holds you from behind, please don't move, but please turn around and hug her tightly. Because there was too much love in that hug.

32. Only by working hard can you become the person you want and take the road you want to go.

33. When you are thin and beautiful, and your wallet is full of hard-earned money, you will suddenly realize that you have no time to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to guess things, and to ponder over others. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come, if you are wonderful, arrange naturally.

34. I live in a wonderful waiting, waiting for any future.

I've always wanted to walk on that beautiful road with you. There are soft winds and white clouds, and you are by my side, listening to my happy and grateful heart.

36. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and speak well. It's really tiring to think too much in this life.

37. When you are with people in the sun, your heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you won't be stingy; With wise people, you won't be confused when you meet things; With calm people, you won't be reckless; Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.

One day, you don't need vigorous love any more. All you want is someone who won't leave you. When it is cold, he will give you a coat, when your stomach is upset, he will give you a cup of hot water, and when you are sad, he will give you a hug, so he will always accompany you and accompany you through every road. In fact, true love is not how much you love all day, but a serious word, never giving up.

39. That year, the flowers were not the best, but fortunately, I met you. That year, the flowers bloomed beautifully, as if they were specially for you. That year, the flowers bloomed very late, but fortunately, you were there.

40, you can get love, you can get marriage, you can get a quality life; But what's the use of all this if you feel insecure? It is better to live in stable poverty than to live in fear of abundance. You think you want a lover, but in the end you will know that all you really want is peace of mind. Therefore, happiness is not trying to love, but living with peace of mind.

A complete collection of interesting mood phrases that can make you laugh.

1, it's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act on me.

2. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I haven't finished my homework yet. I have something to do. I have something to do!

Life is always simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

6. I woke up in this bright spring morning, so don't bother me. Suddenly heard the QQ sound, what is the truth.

7. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

8. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but in fact it just goes its own way.

10, memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

1 1, waking up is one thing, and getting up is another.

12, why can't I read your mind for so long? Because ... I'm nearsighted.

13, look at the moon in the sky, it's so round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

14, you look like a joke!

15, a simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

16, man, just like the food in the canteen, it tastes terrible, but it's too late!

17, this morning in spring, I woke up easily, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

18, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

19, even meanness can't bring out your meanness. You're already mean. You can't describe it as mean.

20. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

2 1, those memories are suppressed with unspeakable pain in the evolution of the years.

22. I hope someone will understand me, even if I don't say anything.

23. Wolves rule the world, and dogs eat meat: they eat shit.

24. Don't make fun of me just to please others.

25. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

26. The pain of youth in the past years, the sadness of tangled memories.

27. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

28. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

29, crying can solve sadness, laughter can ease the mood.

30. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.

3 1, all the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.

32. Now that there are more and more billionaires, I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.

33. Women are not omnipotent, but it is absolutely impossible without women.

34. If you want to learn from others, call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.

35. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

36. When the memory of old age is full of stains or spots, it is only because sadness never has an answer.

37. Many people yearn for crystal-like love, which is crystal-clear and flawless. But more people have glass-like love.

38. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

39. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

40. Nothing is eternal, nothing is long. Find an excuse and anyone can go first.

Interesting mood phrases

1, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall. It is difficult to sell more cucumbers to couples now.

You are so likable that I can't love you.

Don't say you have nothing, you are still sick.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

When I see you smiling, there is nothing to worry about.

7. Fool, we swear to love you all our lives.

8. When treating you as a person, please try to be human.

9. I don't want eternity, as long as you give me happiness.

10, behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

1 1, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself that you won't.

12, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

13. In the afternoon without you, if you lose something, you can't remember it.

14. This is a good name for Yang Yangyang. My name is not Chen.

15, since you stopped chatting with me, my internet speed has been much faster.

16, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

17, don't tell me any stories about the underworld of ordinary people.

Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

19, women who can only cry are rubbish, and women who can't cry are monsters.

20, the highest level of ugliness, there is no first night, and even the first kiss.

2 1, I cry because you love me too much, and I smile because you care about me too much.

22. Don't let others call me funny, that's your exclusive.

23. The most domineering sentence when I was a child: Just wait and see after school.

24. Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I was asked to go to the podium to answer questions.

25. It may not be the enemy or your son who shits on your head.

26. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

27. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

28. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.

29. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

30. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

3 1. Do you think you look good in person or in photos? Turn off the lights and look good.

32. I remember what I said the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

34. Xueba, how can I get 98 points and do less multiple-choice questions?

Only you cherish my feelings, only you understand my heart, and only you accept my love.

36. I planted my girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of green hats in autumn.

37. Inadvertent meeting and casual separation, life is always like this, very helpless.

38. People say that a twisted melon is not sweet. If it weren't for the strong twist, there would be nothing sweet.

39. When you find that there are many friends around you, it means that you are useless.

40. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

4 1, I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

42. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.

43. People in love are more powerful than the devil or angel and can get everything.

44. I want to read more books. Even if I become a hooligan in the future, I will be a literate hooligan.

45. I always feel that when I am alone, girls say that being cold is a rogue behavior.

46. Your brain is cramped, your cerebellum is knotted, and your central nervous system is abnormal. I suggest you kill yourself.

47. Teacher, you are so awesome that you give me the feeling of National Day homework and summer homework.

48. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

49, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

50. Although the school is poor, I am never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved.

5 1, my hobbies can be divided into two kinds: static means sleeping, and moving means turning over.

52. Every time I tell you a lot, you only answer yes. Have you been taking a shit?

53. You pushed me to refuel, and you held me so that I could do it without hard support.

54. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, walking on the road, suddenly looking back and looking around, there were countless aunts and uncles.

55. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, I stopped talking!

Let's take a trip on this spring day. I'll take you, you get the money.

57. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen? If it's nitrogen, squat in the corner and blow yourself up.

58. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

59. Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I thought, can't I stay original?

60. It is obvious that everyone likes each other. Why do you still dare not look at each other when you meet?

6 1, Boda profoundly and concisely summed up the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

62. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right? .

Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl as a virgin, but they will also laugh at a boy as a virgin.

64. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

Doctor, what's wrong with me? Paralysis above the neck, what disease is that? Idiot.

66. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son

67. I study professional academic issues such as Tyrannosaurus Rex feed, eunuch fertility, and how much start-up capital is needed for real estate on Mars.

68. When I'm dead, I have something to burn. Small things arouse the soul, big things dig the grave. Really miss me. Come down with me. If you encounter a line, it is purely a walking corpse!

69. Why is the same meat so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

70. Teacher: You can use it to make sentences. Student: Since you asked me to make a sentence, I'll make one. Teacher:

7 1. Why didn't you answer the phone? ! You listen to me for a reason. You said the bell sounded too good for me to answer.

72. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write handsome words silently, but our deskmate couldn't write them. He looked up and glanced at my face quietly, and actually wrote it down.

73. If Chinese, math, English, physics, history, geography and politics teachers come into the classroom at the same time, what will you think of? Siege the international legation

74. My niece plays Plants vs Zombies on the ipad, doing two things: collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies.

75. Every dynasty misses you, misses you every night, misses you badly, and doesn't want to hurt himself. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, makes me happy and makes me sad!

76. I can't wait to have a bedroom like a spoiled concubine for my summer homework, but I have been diligent and loving the people since the summer vacation, and I have never set foot in the harem.

77. School is like an insatiable little slut. She goes to school five times a week for nearly eight hours. She has to pay, but you have to admit that you have learned a lot of gestures from her.

78. Give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world.

79. Today, my friend sent me a message asking me that someone had been sending her messages and she didn't want to return. She asked me what to do. You were stupid when I lost my temper. Why not just blacken it? So I was hacked.

80. I have money, I have power, I spend money like water, I am versatile, I am both intelligent and brave, I am handsome and charming, and I can play better after drinking two cups.

8 1, professing fear of rejection? You can't even be friends if you refuse? Then stop confessing and be friends. Being a friend can also borrow money, and then confess after borrowing money. If the confession is rejected and the friend can't do it, then there is no need to pay back the money!

82. In biology class, the teacher said: Actually, weasels don't eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment, once locked a chicken and a weasel together. Guess what happened the next day? The classmate interjected: Is the chicken pregnant?