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What should I say when posting my passport in a circle of friends?

1. Take this passport of your father that has expired for 40 years, with your photo on it!

2. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is something you need, you have to have it.

3. Some things, some people, some scenery, once they enter your eyes and enter your heart, even for a moment, they are eternal.

4. My child, the above cannot be achieved by talking about it, but as long as you correct it and make progress every day, your father will be happy for you.

5. No matter how good others are, they all belong to others, but I am different. I am yours.

6. No one can protect me from the wind and rain, so I will be my own hero.

7. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

8. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans.

9. Don’t be arrogant if you can handle it yourself. Your pretentious and resentful look is not handsome. Be a brave person and learn to accept every slap that fate gives you.

10. The feet of poor people are hard, and the bones of rich people are soft.

11. I was once young and pretty, but unfortunately now my youth is gone and I am just this pretty.

12. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

13. No matter what I have experienced, I only keep it in my heart. It’s not that I don’t want to say it, I just don’t know how to say it or who to talk to.

14. Time did not wait for me, it was you who forgot to take me away.

15. Life is like this. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be a way out waiting for you.

16. Sometimes loss is not sadness, but beauty.