Interesting birthday wishes

First, I now know that Li Bai, a house slave, bought an uncompleted residential flats, as evidenced by poems: the foot of my bed is so bright-there is no window; Is there frost already? -The door is not installed; Looking up, I found it was moonlight-the roof was open; I sank again and suddenly remembered home. -It hurts. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Second, today is your birthday. I'll give you whatever you want. If you want to remember, I can give it to you You want the future, I can create it for you. You want my wife, hey hey, sorry. I didn't. Happy birthday! Third, life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Fourth, birthday candlelight shines, and Shen Tao's heart hangs in the sunset. Happy life is bright, and music is intoxicated after years. Let's go, let's go, the unknown scenery is beautiful! Read the first sentence of the first four sentences together: Happy birthday! 5. I look like Pan An. I have a strong personality, a broad mind, a good education, a wide range of hobbies, a little salary, and I stay around. In order to be happy, I am looking for a female partner. I have no other requirements. If I can cook, I can do anything as long as I am satisfied. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Six, get married, I am young, eighteen years old, my body is better than that of Yang Guifei, and my face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write, and I really want to find Mr. Right. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Seven, one day in the mall, I saw a man holding a woman's hand and swearing, surrounded by people. I hate this love rat who bullies women! Kick love rat to the ground and say, What the hell are you hitting? Fight me if you dare! At this moment, someone in the crowd suddenly shouted: This female thief's accomplice is coming. I don't remember the next thing. Eight, happy birthday! I want to send you a% pure milk candy: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, validity = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving. 9. When making money, a bitter tear silently flows into your heart, secretly complaining; When spending money, be reluctant, be cautious and be cautious. I wish my friends rich financial resources, rich financial resources and happiness. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Ten, life is really fun, because life is the old tm playing with me. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 1 1, 365 days a year, waiting for today, your 30-year-old pistachio finally blooms today, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday! 12. Socializing is very tiring, because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Thirteen, three cups of infinity, the five mountains are as pale as gray, forgetting the rivers and lakes. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 14. Happy birthday to the fly in the horse spoon! Fifteen, in the days of making money, tighten your belt, eat bran and swallow vegetables, and save a few hairs hard. In the days of spending money, spending money by credit card and n kinds of entertainment are not as good as beggars for an instant. Congratulations on your life beyond money and carefree life. Best wishes for a happy birthday! "Today is your sixteenth birthday. I wish you' eat like a pig, be like a bamboo, have a career like a peak, and love like a mandarin duck'. "Finally,' Happy Birthday to the Pig'." 17. I wish you happiness as an old bastard in the East China Sea. Nanshan Dongda lives longer than a stone. 18. Interesting birthday sentence. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 2 1 1, female: I told you, I just came here for dinner today, that's all. Me: Then you can go. Woman: You ... Me: Eating is just a means. The purpose is to increase understanding and enhance feelings. If you are only here to eat, you can go to the canteen. Eating there is not to increase understanding. Best wishes for a happy birthday! 12. A policeman went to Thailand to handle a case and called a young lady at night. After making love several times, the young lady has been touching the policeman's penis in his arms. The policeman was very comfortable and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Melancholy miss: "no, I just miss." I have had it before. " Twenty-three, making money, such as receiving text messages, is not the way. You have to attract others' attention and take the initiative. If you spend money like texting, you can send it to anyone. You should set the goal of demand and ensure the response rate. I wish you a lot of money and money. Remember to transfer when you receive the message! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty-four, lonely days, see you at the Moon Palace, I am very excited! I called out your name. You are a pig. Why did you come to the Moon Palace again? Haha, happy birthday, pig! Twenty-five, Bajie Huazhai has not returned. At this moment, a man who looks like Bajie came. Friar Sand: Second Brother is back. Wukong: It's a monster. Tang Priest: I sent a text message asking, and the answer was Bajie, but the monster didn't answer. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Twenty-six, a mosquito flew in front of a girl, and the girl hid slightly. The instructor looked at it and said, freeze! Wait until it bites you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 27. Birthday wishes. Poor you. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter. Because you received my blessing, I believe you will have a good time today! On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely congratulate you on three points: I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best. The important task of post-28 s and post-80 s is to create post-08 s. Happy birthday! Twenty-nine, today is your birthday. To celebrate, all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit! Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy! 30. My mother used to be timid and hated bad people. There was a time when a group of people squatted at the school gate every time. My mom was so scared and annoying, and then my dad showed up and rode my bike politely to pick me up. My mother didn't know my father was the owner of that street until she got married. 1 1. Kangaroos and monkeys in forest animal games were praised by the lion king for jumping high. The bear was criticized and said unconvinced, I will jump over this bridge tomorrow! Lion King: Look at you. You are still on the bridge (you are still watching! )! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Three 12, busy with work, trying to make money, just because life is sweeter than honey. Laugh when you get money, and lose your mind when you get money. Saving money is like ants moving, and spending money is like running water. Spending money is the motivation to make money, and making money is the joy of life. I wish you unlimited money and brilliant Qian Jing! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 33. Chongqing University has had three presidents in five years. One student is a professional undergraduate, Zhejiang University is a master, and Peking University is a doctor. As a result, all the diplomas were stamped with Lin Jianhua's stamp. When looking for a job, the interviewer said, "classmate, you should be professional in making fakes." Can't you carve a few more chapters? " I made a mink warm coat for you, with sincerity as the lining, love as the mounting, and wool with my heart. I gave it to you on the first day of frost. I hope you are happy and healthy in the first frost! The signal has been sent, please press any key to receive it before it expires! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 35. Unforgettable birthday wishes are our pure friendship! Precious is the eternal truth! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy birthday and always be in a good mood. 36. Make money like garlic, bend your head and exert yourself step by step, spend money like garlic, and follow suit with great fanfare. I wish you the right path in life and take care of your garlic! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Funny birthday wishes 2 1, every star is dotted with the color of time, every smile is blessed with the temperature of happiness, tie a bow with love in the new candlelight, and send love greetings with sincerity in sweetness. Happy birthday to you. 2. The sun is golden, the moon is silver, and my blessing is colorful. May you be chased by happiness, surrendered by good luck, arrested by happiness and stuck by a smile. Let me bless you in the distance today. Happy birthday! 3, the heights are too cold: the father loves mountains and rivers. Father's love is like a river, carrying a long-cherished wish. Father's love is like a road, winding and lingering, father loves the sky and supports the family. Father's love is like a harbor, nourishing warmth. I wish my father a happy birthday, health and safety! Missing has become a permanent dream, and every dream is full of your charming smile. Today is your birthday. I want to make a sweet cake and send you sweet wishes. I want to be a soft candlelight and send you a deep blessing: Happy birthday! Today is a special day. I fly my best wishes for you in the blue sky. I wish you a colorful and happy life every day in the future! Best wishes for a happy birthday! 6. There is only one life. May you be happy all your life. Birthdays only happen once. May you be happy every minute. There is only one blessing, giving you a healthy and safe golden bell jar! Happy birthday! 7. Candlelight illuminates a smiling face, a card records a blessing, time depicts a friend, happiness infects a birthday, friend, today is your birthday, I hope all your dreams come true. 8. Flowers represent my love for you, chocolates represent my wishes for life is sweet, and short messages represent my sincere gifts to you. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happy forever! 9. If there are countless landscapes in life, may happiness rank first in life; If the emotional process is very long, may happiness lead the way! ? Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings! 10, because of your arrival, the world has an attractive color; Because of your arrival, life has been expected since then; In the candlelight of your birthday, please light every candle carefully. That's my wish: Happy birthday! Xiao Bai: Are you there? I know you're here. Can you give Xiao Xin a birthday present in advance on July 7th? You love me! It's beautiful to think of you together. If I cry too, it's because I love you! 12, spring blossoms and green grass. A bunch of demons are looking for you. They threatened to take tough measures: strip your troubles, pull out your aching muscles, tie you with the rope of peace, and tie you with the shackles of happiness. Happy birthday to my wife! 13, may this beautiful life always accompany you, and the sunshine of a beautiful life will always accompany you. Because, we have shared the ups and downs of family life for decades and bathed in the sunshine of a better life together. Honey, you are the most qualified. Please accept our blessing proudly. Happy birthday! 14. On this special day, on behalf of the person who loves you the most, I would like to extend my deepest wishes and warmest greetings to my dearest baby. If you want to eat more pigs and gain weight, everyone will love you and spend a good price. Happy birthday forever. 15, you are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Love you forever, wife, happy birthday! 16, flowers send love, true feelings are in my heart, romantic spring is always there, and flowers bloom and smile. May you be more beautiful than peony and purer than lotus. Charm the gentleman in the world, everyone praises! Happy birthday! 17, today of that year, you were born with a small fist and the world was colorful because of you; Today this year, you waved your hand and smiled. Life is happy because of you. I feel lucky to have a friend like you. Happy birthday. 18, keep spring and make your birthday colorful; Taking green from summer makes you full of energy; Pick the fruits of autumn and let your birthday eat all the delicious food; Present the beautiful scenery in winter and wish you a happy birthday! 19, no matter how beautiful the picture is, you can't draw your beautiful face; No matter how beautiful the poem is, it can't write all kinds of love; No matter how gorgeous the language is, I can't express my best wishes to you. Happy birthday, mom! You know I like you best, but you always say I don't love you. You are more important than my life. For your happiness, I will only leave you temporarily, and soon you will be in my arms. 2 1, you are my only wish, eternal greetings and unchanging thoughts. I feel good to meet you in this life, even if there is no amount of pain. Your birthday is coming again. Happy birthday and good luck!