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Chen is a famous absurd emperor in history, so how absurd is he? What's so funny?

Chen (165438+ 10, 553- 165438+ 10, 604) was born in the Great Wall (now Changxing, Zhejiang). The last emperor (reigned 582-589 AD) was Chen and Chen Chuan's eldest son, and his mother was Liu Jingyan.

As the last emperor of the Southern Dynasties, Chen was also a clown in the history of China. Adjectives commonly used to describe a bad king, such as ignorance, debauchery, luxury, alcoholism and debauchery, can all be used on Chen.

Now let's talk about Chen's debauchery. It is said that when Chen was a prince, he showed the lascivious nature of men. According to historical records, Chen went to Gong Guifei and met a little girl who was only ten years old. Because the little girl was so beautiful, Chen couldn't take her eyes off her, and then she blamed Gong Guifei. Such a beautiful beauty, why not give it to me? ? . Gong Guifei dare not offend him: she is only 10 years old, and she is not old enough to become a monk. Wait two years. ? However, Chen couldn't wait, and soon put down this little girl for herself. This beautiful little girl is Zhang Lihua. It can be seen that such a lecherous prince, when he became the king of a country, is also dissolute and ruthless.

Sure enough, after Chen acceded to the throne, he organized a large-scale harem concubine beauty group, which was full of beautiful women in a million. Zhang Lihua is one of Chen's favorite concubines. With Chen's acquiescence, she intervened in government affairs and seduced Chen? The king never made an early pilgrimage? When the shopkeeper of cutting, Zhang Lihua is in charge of everything.

After Chen proclaimed himself emperor, he lived in luxury and the state treasury was in deficit. For example, he wasted a lot of money to build a big building, rebuilt several very luxurious attics for himself, and named these new buildings with romantic names, such as Qi Jie Pavilion, Lin Chun Pavilion and Wang Xian Pavilion. As soon as I heard the name, I knew it was related to eroticism.

At the same time, Chen arranged all his colorful concubines in these attics, and he also bridged them for auspicious convenience. In addition, Chen Yizhi is building a mansion, abusing people's resources and searching for treasures among the people, causing people's complaints, which can be said to be extravagant.

After Chen proclaimed himself emperor, he didn't cherish the hard-won throne at all. As an emperor, he didn't make great efforts to govern the country, and he always ignored state affairs. Because Chen believes that in Nanjing, he occupied the natural barrier of the Yangtze River by himself, and he did not have the sense of hardship in peacetime and did not pay attention to accumulating military power, which often weakened the military power held by the general. Worried about national subjugation, they don't pay attention to military power, and often cut off the military power of generals because of a small mistake.

Moreover, Chen favored the traitor and dismissed all the ministers who made the truth. Finally, the court left some flattering ministers.

Chen, the fatuous and dissolute king of national subjugation, finally became the king of national subjugation. At that time, Enemy at the Gates, the northern army of Sui Dynasty and court officials fled everywhere, so Chen could only hide in a dry well and did not dare to come out.

At that time, Sui soldiers threatened to throw stones into the well, so Emperor Chen had to climb out of the well with two women. People can't help but sigh, it's really worthy of being Chen. I didn't forget to bring my princess when I ran for my life.

It seems that Zhen Chen is ridiculous, fatuous and fond of beauty. With such an emperor, it is really strange that the Chen Dynasty will not perish!